Boyfriend Body Pillow Has Been Working Out, Is Still Deeply Sad

We're a few months early to our biennial Deluxe Comfort Girlfriend/Boyfriend Body Pillow update, but big things are happening in disembodied-lovers'-torso land. Some might even say, swole things. Yep, your quarter-human boyfriend body pillow has been working out. And he's got the nipple to prove it. » 2/18/15 2:15pm 2/18/15 2:15pm