We're a few months early to our biennial Deluxe Comfort Girlfriend/Boyfriend Body Pillow update, but big things are happening in disembodied-lovers'-torso land. Some might even say, swole things. Yep, your quarter-human boyfriend body pillow has been working out. And he's got the nipple to prove it.
We're not due for our biennial Deluxe Comfort Girlfriend Body Pillow update for another 14 months, but rapidly evolving events in the girlfriend body pillow world have forced our hand. Things are different now. Here is what we know.