i need to get a job with an airline company. many of those european flight attendants are hot, from what i've seen at least. put the "crew quarters" to good use
@facepuncher: You need to work for some Asian airline, or an airline from a country where work discrimination is acceptable. These airlines have flight attendant hiring policies that result in them only hiring young, attractive women. Stupid developed country labor laws don't allow this.
@Hello Mister Walrus: Uh, they ran out of money and let the entire development team go. They're now being sued for Take Two for not delivering the game...
c'mon guys. all that smoke may very well just be the extra oil they used to lube it up for the first time. you guys act like you didn't use a bunch your first time either.
@BergenCountyJC: Don't worry, they are just streamlining things by adopting technology introduced with the 80s-era space shuttle program. Now, rather than waiting until re-entry, they'll just burn up before takeoff, much more efficient. BOSSKEV: Yeah. I Went There.
And what's the last thing thing Christa McAuliffe said? "Hey, what's this button do?"
Yup, that was, to my knowledge, the first joke uttered only 33 minutes following the devastating tragedy. By me. Which is all the worse since, at that time, my father was working on the Shuttle program. Worse still is that it was a terrible joke.
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BOSSKEV: Yeah. I Went There.
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And what's the last thing thing Christa McAuliffe said? "Hey, what's this button do?"
Yup, that was, to my knowledge, the first joke uttered only 33 minutes following the devastating tragedy. By me. Which is all the worse since, at that time, my father was working on the Shuttle program. Worse still is that it was a terrible joke.
BOSSKEV: Yeah. I Went There. Again.
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Boom - paff - ba boom boom - paff -
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Maybe a dingo ate your DJ.
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[www.popularmechanics.com]
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That's what the stewardess in 1st class on Virgin Atlantic, aka "she," said.
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Eats shoots and leaves.
Eats, shoots, and leaves.
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@does the aero shake_Nick: If I was showing off, I wouldn't do it with punctuation, I'd do it with my lovely singing voice. Ahem:
Laaaaaa LAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh!!!
That's showing off! / bows