The music industry is dying! That we know. But who's to blame? Shawn Fanning, the inventor of Napster? Countless millions of music downloaders? Soulja Boy? No! It's Steve Jobs. So says Jon Bon Jovi, a fellow whose songs I sometimes play in Rock Band. Here's what he told the the Sunday Times Magazine:
While the Spider-Man musical might have a $60 million dollar budget, a team of Cirque du Soleil performers and Bono, the Hulk musical (Hulk: Inside and Out) has a tub of green paint, purple spanks and better music. Advantage: Hulk.
One of the weirdest mutant exploitation movies of all time has been turned into a musical, being staged in New Jersey. The Toxic Avenger, formerly a bizarre B-movie about a skinny nerd who becomes a deformed super-hero after falling into a barrel of toxic waste, has been adapted into a stage musical twice before — but…
Let's see, open up our filing cabinet...search for the L's...ah, there it is, "lame". We're filing this under lame.