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    USS Enterprise Bong Follows My Prime Directive Precisely

    NES Zapper Bong Invites You to Place the Barrel in Your Mouth

    Xbox 360 Bong Will Give You the Red Eyes of Laziness

    BREAKING: CAT BONG OWNER PUT CAT IN BONG THREE TIMES

    Terrible Human Being Puts His Cat in a Bong to 'Chill it Out'

    Let's Call it Like it is; the Porto Decanter is Most Definitely a Bong
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    Image of Chatty Chatty
    06/25/09

    In reply to USS Enterprise Bong Follows My Prime Directive Precisely
    You sure cover a lot of these stories
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    06/25/09

    In reply to USS Enterprise Bong Follows My Prime Directive Precisely
    I wouldn't have known what that was supposed to be if you hadn't told me.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/25/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: I would've thought the little bowl with the smushed weed in it mounted on the saucer section would've given it away :P
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    06/25/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I got the bong part, but not the Enterprise part.
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    06/25/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: Guess they should've gone with an opaque saucer section.
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    06/25/09

    In reply to USS Enterprise Bong Follows My Prime Directive Precisely
    Why am I not surprised that Frooch posted this? :)
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    06/25/09

    In reply to USS Enterprise Bong Follows My Prime Directive Precisely
    pew, pew pass dude.
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    06/25/09

    In reply to USS Enterprise Bong Follows My Prime Directive Precisely
    Frooch - you're on a streak today. Welcome back to great form!
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    06/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: were you here for the liveblog? it was intense.
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    06/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: If only Dominos had made their announcement after this post. I'm feelin some munchies of galactic proportions coming on.
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    06/25/09

    @32ndnote: well, i thought they were announcing a pizza teleporter. this would tie right in.
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    06/25/09

    @Nick: Couldn't make it. I was Liveblogging my Outlook Inbox.
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    06/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: oh, yeah. i forgot i tuned in for that. how is the Standford stuff going.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    06/25/09

    @Nick: Well, most of the emails were already stuff that had been leaked before. Plus, given the way work operates, the announcement that the lunch order was in the kitchen didn't come as a surprise.


    There had been some indications in the blogosphere that NAI was going to do something with billing codes. Goldman at CNBC said that his sources said the action codes were to remain the same and Mossy said that he saw no reason to change the action code/task code format. After all, it's pretty much the industry standard.


    But, after playing with the new billing codes, my initial impression is that its a major improvement. I haven't dug into the PDF of the manual to see what other changes are under the hood.


    Also, the updated attendance didn't differ too much from what I had heard through my sources. About 95% accurate.

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    06/25/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: did you hear Farrah died? that was sad.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    06/25/09

    In reply to USS Enterprise Bong Follows My Prime Directive Precisely
    KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!


    Chaha!....what dude??


    Psssshhhh! I just like sayin' your name man...haha...Khan

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    Image of aurispector aurispector
    03/12/09

    In reply to NES Zapper Bong Invites You to Place the Barrel in Your Mouth
    Oops! I thought this was a tech site. Sorry, my bad.


    You guys have any standards left?

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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    03/12/09

    @aurispector:


    yes, they frequently ban trolling douche bags.

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    Image of jibbly jibbly
    03/12/09

    In reply to NES Zapper Bong Invites You to Place the Barrel in Your Mouth
    Remember that friend in high school that wanted to make bongs out of everything, making bongs out of apples and oranges and shit? You come in one day and your friend's going,"Look man, I made a bong out of my head! Put the pot in this ear and smoke it out of this one, go ahead, take a hit!"


    Sadly I have had that bit memorized since 1994.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    03/12/09

    @jibbly: Kids riding their bongs down the FDR. Pull over man, I wanna take a hit.
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    03/12/09

    @LithiumIronman_GitEmSteveDave: You getting enough mileage out of that quote? (not that I am complaining)
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    03/12/09

    @bpapa9013: Hey, it's a response, not an initial comment. As long as people bring Leary up, I just might. Unless I use bellbottom jokes.
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    03/12/09

    @LithiumIronman_GitEmSteveDave: The bit will never get old. "shrooms man, fu-kin shrooooms man!" I blame him for all of my adolescent drug use.
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    03/13/09

    @jibbly: And bell bottoms. I'm gonna get the biggest pair, man! They're gonna start at my neck and go twenty feet straight out. Homeless people are going to be living under my pants!
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    03/12/09

    In reply to NES Zapper Bong Invites You to Place the Barrel in Your Mouth
    Things I've made bongs out of:


    A Coconut (Seal the inside, water seeps through!)

    a Goldschlager bottle (Use a 3/8" Masonry bit and lots of water when drilling - go SLOW)

    An alien shaped water bottle (Mr. Spock)


    Nowadays, though, the price for decent glass has fallen so low I can't imagine anyone stooping to half-assed bongineering.


    If you need to improvise, just go buy a friggin apple, or learn how to roll.

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    03/12/09

    @nutbastard (Everyone come to snowmodo!!!): Did you try selling that Goldshlager bottle on eBay? B/c I think I tried to bid on it. You could also use a diamond bit. Harbor Freight sells glass/ceramic bit sets pretty cheap.
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    03/12/09

    @nutbastard (Everyone come to snowmodo!!!): Ha, an apple. Been there. Wrap the whole thing in tin foil, to the point where you have enough excess to grab like a handle, lol.
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    03/12/09

    @Ninja Peach: The point of the apple is that you DON'T need to use tinfoil, smoking anything out of tinfoil (or even off of an AL can) is fucking worse for you than smoking asbestos.


    Well, maybe not that bad, but really really bad either way.

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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    03/12/09

    @bpapa9013:


    the problem with the can, as I understand it, is the paint, not the aluminum.


    with a melting point of 1200F, it's possible though unlikely that one would vaporize enough to matter. the immediate problem is the paint.

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    03/12/09

    In reply to NES Zapper Bong Invites You to Place the Barrel in Your Mouth
    Yeah, but can it get a cat high?
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    Image of andthepickles andthepickles
    03/12/09

    @LithiumIronman_GitEmSteveDave: Leave. Now.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    03/12/09

    @andthepickles: Hey, I have 6 cats and a dog. It's a valid question.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/12/09

    In reply to NES Zapper Bong Invites You to Place the Barrel in Your Mouth
    But can I take a hostage with it?
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    03/12/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: In Brazil, yes!

    [i.gizmodo.com]
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    Image of Gann Gann
    03/12/09

    In reply to NES Zapper Bong Invites You to Place the Barrel in Your Mouth
    This could only be made cooler if it were a vaporizer, activated by pulling the trigger.
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    03/12/09

    @Gann:


    yeah and instead of blowing away the smoke from a gun barrel as one would in order to attempt to look cool or something after firing an actual gun, it expunges a vapor stream and you suck in from a couple inches away.

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    03/12/09

    @nutbastard (Everyone come to snowmodo!!!): It would be considerably more complicated, but exponentially cooler if it shot little smoke rings that you could 'eat'. That would make for some pretty fun smoking games.
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    Image of Steve Abbott Steve Abbott
    03/12/09

    @Gann: Like a mini version of this:

    ?

    or... you know... not mini...

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    03/12/09

    @Steve Abbott: I found that video strangely arousing.


    You could use a larger version of that for crowd control. Not to try to knock people over, but to launch donuts of high grade weed vapor. Once the munchies set in, the angry mob would disperse to find the nearest taco bell, krispi kreme, or white castle.

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    Image of CooperDToo CooperDToo
    03/12/09

    In reply to NES Zapper Bong Invites You to Place the Barrel in Your Mouth
    geez, big deal, you can make a bong out of almost anything...............hmmmm...
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    03/12/09

    @CooperDToo: Really? Can you make a bong, out of a bong. **BANG** That sound, was me just blowing your mind.


    No, I was not high when I wrote this. Just a semi-proud liberal college student who has to deal this nonsense everyday.

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    03/12/09

    @Deadhouseplants Started the Anti-Facebook Movement:


    You so CAN make a bong out of a bong - it's called a double chamber, or a double bubble, just hook two bongs up in series (or in parallel for double bowl smoking action!)

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    Image of d_r_e d_r_e
    03/11/09

    In reply to Xbox 360 Bong Will Give You the Red Eyes of Laziness
    I bet it tastes like shit.
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    03/11/09

    In reply to Xbox 360 Bong Will Give You the Red Eyes of Laziness
    Damn it, I totally wasn't going to "relax" again until April 20th, but now I really really want to...


    Must distract self, from lack of will power, by, playing xbox, crap, now that will only remind me, of my, lack of will power...


    *gurgle*gurgle*

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