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    This Japanese Bust Roller Is Surely an Effective, Painless Device (NSFW)
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    Image of 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons
    01/20/09

    In reply to This Japanese Bust Roller Is Surely an Effective, Painless Device (NSFW)
    Does this smooth out the bumps and lumps on breasts with implants? Not that I have any, no siree. I am just saying some are kinda jacked up and might need a good smoothing and tenderizing.


    You know, to really make this post NSFW we could admit that during uhm arousal, a woman's breasts may increase up to a cup size or more. Maybe it works like that??

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    1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons was starred 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/20/09

    In reply to This Japanese Bust Roller Is Surely an Effective, Painless Device (NSFW)
    @Curves: Just remember not all women are blessed like you. Many of your B cupped bretheren would be open to giving this device, and others of its ilk a fair shake, or roll in this case...


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    01/20/09

    @Jrsy is the dude, now with 2/3rds less Dude: The brethren with B-cups generally don't want to make them bigger. That should be "sistren" or something.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/20/09

    @jbrecken: I suppose I could have went with sisterhood but it just didn't have the right symmetry...
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/20/09

    In reply to This Japanese Bust Roller Is Surely an Effective, Painless Device (NSFW)
    The only things I am rolling are my eyes.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/20/09

    @Curves: Tease /eye fetishist
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    01/20/09

    @Curves: Be careful! That's not how it was designed to be used!
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: An eye fetish woudlnt surprise me, though I know none personally. I have heard of every other kind, so why not eyes.
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    01/20/09

    @Curves: Apparently it exists, but what a boringly SFW Google search it turned out to be.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    01/20/09

    In reply to This Japanese Bust Roller Is Surely an Effective, Painless Device (NSFW)
    Why does this look like the breast version of a Garden Weasel?
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was starred Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was unstarred
    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/20/09

    In reply to This Japanese Bust Roller Is Surely an Effective, Painless Device (NSFW)
    Hands are free, and are effective. I don't know if hands will do what this thing claims to do, but I know hands are better.
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    Kaiser-Machead was starred Kaiser-Machead was unstarred
    Image of 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons
    01/20/09

    Why is this NSFW? I dared a look and do not see anything really alarming...it looks like a dough kneeder.
    @Kaiser-Machead: yes sir..much better
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    1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons was starred 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons was unstarred
    Image of Reil: Lifehacker Ninja Stars Reil: Lifehacker Ninja Stars
    01/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Everyone talks about hands-free stuff. Hands-free headsets and all such nonsense. Why don't I ever get any free hands in my stuff?
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    01/20/09

    @1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons: A dough-kneeder with breasts in the background of it packaging, but yeah either way I think the NSFW tag was unjustified...
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    IN THE FACE! was starred IN THE FACE! was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/20/09

    @Reil: Maybe if you asked really nicely someone may help you out....
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