DSi Camera, Designed for Adolescent Boobie Humor

We didn't quite get the DSi's bundled Camera editing software » 11/04/08 6:00pm 11/04/08 6:00pm—exactly what's the point of stretching a body part with lame animations—and then we watched this semi NSFW clip. I'm not saying that we "get it" now, but we're certainly a few steps closer to penetrating the unique design minds of Nintendo engineers. For…

Fingers On: Pervy Japanese 'Boob Engineer's' Breast-Fondling App For iPhone

Not satisfied with the amount of boob-touching going on in real life, a Japanese programmer after my own heart created paiTouch (oh wit! pai » 9/24/08 7:20pm 9/24/08 7:20pm = slang for boobs)-an iPhone touchscreen version of his much more intensive Flash simulator complete with motion physics algorithms for "realistic" jiggling and plenty of…

Mitsubishi Laser TV's Colors Look Even Juicier Than the Girls on the Set

Click to viewMitsubishi put together quite a spectacle to introduce its Laser TV last night at the Moon Nightclub at The Palms Hotel in Las Vegas, unveiling a 65-inch rear-projection set that uses a unique laser backlight. The result is some of the most vivid color we've ever seen on any TV, especially the primary… » 1/08/08 3:29am 1/08/08 3:29am

Porn Coming to Blu-ray; PS3 Owners, Jason Chen Very Excited

The porn industry, having steered clear of Blu-ray and successfully put out titles on HD DVD for the past year, has decided to give the competing HD format a shot. Digital Playground has plans to release Pirates, an adaptation of Treasure Island as I understand it, on BR as its first foray into the format. » 12/20/07 12:53pm 12/20/07 12:53pm

Dartboard Lets You Score a Boobie Bullseye

Throwing darts has never been this fun. Not only do you get the satisfaction of hitting a bull's-eye if your aim is true, but as soon as you score, this supremely confident blond encourages you, crying out in ecstasy the inexplicable phrase, "Young girl, bull's-eyes! Wonderful!" Even though it is a bit misogynistic… » 11/13/07 11:26am 11/13/07 11:26am

My Chopsticks Bra on Video Makes Me Hungry

Since we showed you the My Chopsticks Bra earlier this week, a video has surfaced, giving us a closer look at exactly how the "concept undergarment" works. The fact of the matter is, it doesn't work; the bowls are just a decorative flourish instead of containers for real food. Indeed, there are chopsticks that are… » 11/09/07 11:05am 11/09/07 11:05am