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hdtvs
Mitsubishi put together quite a spectacle to introduce its Laser TV last night at the Moon Nightclub at The Palms Hotel in Las Vegas, unveiling a 65-inch rear-projection set that uses a unique laser backlight. The result is some of the most vivid color we've ever seen on any TV, especially the primary colors of red, green and blue. The blacks were midnight-dark, too, and there was even a 3D version of the TV (goofy glasses required) that only made us slightly cross-eyed. Mits officials said to look for the TV to appear on the market "later this year" at an undisclosed price, and added that it will cost about the same as flat panel TVs of the same size. On the next page, let's explore how this laser backlight works and gawk at a slightly NSFW gallery.
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Mitsubishi Laser TV's Colors Look Even Juicier Than the Girls on the Set
Mitsubishi put together quite a spectacle to introduce its Laser TV last night at the Moon Nightclub at The Palms Hotel in Las Vegas, unveiling a 65-inch rear-projection set that uses a unique laser backlight. The result is some of the most vivid color we've ever seen on any TV, especially the primary colors of red, green and blue. The blacks were midnight-dark, too, and there was even a 3D version of the TV (goofy glasses required) that only made us slightly cross-eyed. Mits officials said to look for the TV to appear on the market "later this year" at an undisclosed price, and added that it will cost about the same as flat panel TVs of the same size. On the next page, let's explore how this laser backlight works and gawk at a slightly NSFW gallery.
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boobies
Porn Coming to Blu-ray; PS3 Owners, Jason Chen Very Excited
The porn industry, having steered clear of Blu-ray and successfully put out titles on HD DVD for the past year, has decided to give the competing HD format a shot. Digital Playground has plans to release Pirates, an adaptation of Treasure Island as I understand it, on BR as its first foray into the format. More »
sexy darts
Dartboard Lets You Score a Boobie Bullseye
Throwing darts has never been this fun. Not only do you get the satisfaction of hitting a bull's-eye if your aim is true, but as soon as you score, this supremely confident blond encourages you, crying out in ecstasy the inexplicable phrase, "Young girl, bull's-eyes! Wonderful!" Even though it is a bit misogynistic for our taste, it's just goofy enough to get a conversation going. Why didn't the creators of this groundbreaking invention depict a man with a bull's-eye on his crotch? Maybe that's next, with the hapless plastic victim blurting out the exclamation, "Old man, ballbuster! Blow it out your ass!" [Weird Asia News]
boobies
My Chopsticks Bra on Video Makes Me Hungry
Since we showed you the My Chopsticks Bra earlier this week, a video has surfaced, giving us a closer look at exactly how the "concept undergarment" works. The fact of the matter is, it doesn't work; the bowls are just a decorative flourish instead of containers for real food. Indeed, there are chopsticks that are stowed away in a small pouch attached to the side, and when it's time to eat, you assemble them like collapsed pool cues. It's just that rice and miso soup won't be on that menu. Yeah, this garment makes us hungry in a strange sort of way. [Pink Tentacle]
halloween
Top 10 Sexiest Halloween Costumes for 2007
In honor of the autumnal season and one of our favorite pastimes, here's a roundup of the Top 10 Sexiest Halloween Costumes in the entire world. After all, Halloween is a holiday for goblins, geeks, goons, weirdos, trolls and merrymakers of all stripes, so we knew the Giz readership wouldn't mind if we posted a few non-gadget costume pics (I can see Blam rolling his eyes already). And hey, it's gadget-y, too—heck, one of these babes is wearing handcuffs, isn't she? Anyway, we're not sure if it's the costumes themselves or those comely lasses who are wearing them, but either way, we find each costume appealing in its own inimitable way. Check out the gallery after the jump, which includes a few NSFW shots, so beware. More »
boobs
Boob-Shaped Cushions Could Almost Turn Me Lesbian
Most people think that all boobs are cushions, but these Funwari Milk-chan, or Fluffy Milk, are real boob cushions. Like the real thing, they come in all different shapes and sizes. Unlike the real thing, however, they're furry. There are five different boobs to choose from, each with its own character:More »
breast cancer awareness month
Buy a Zune, Fight Breast Cancer
Since we're such breast fans here at the Giz, we wouldn't think of letting Breast Cancer Awareness Month pass by without a mention. The best news is you can celebrate boobies, get yourself a 30GB limited edition pink Zune, and fight breast cancer at the same time. Unlike some other charitable music-player-selling schemes that only donate a measly 5% of their proceeds to charity, when you buy a 30GB Zune from Warriors in Pink, 100% of the purchase price goes to Susan G. Koman For the Cure, thanks to the generosity of Ford and Microsoft. Breast cancer is no laughing matter, and we figure anything we can do to promote and preserve breasts and the lovely women on which they reside is time well spent. The pink 30GB Zune is $250 ($50 more than retail for a 30GB Zune), but it's for a worthy cause. [Warriors in Pink]
unmentionables
'Call Me' Panty Holds That Vibrating Cellphone Close to Her Hot Spot (NSFW)
Ladies, what on earth are you going to do with that cellphone when all you're wearing is a dainty pair of unmentionables? How will you carry it around and still have both hands free? Here's the solution: the Call Me panty, a dual-purpose garment that adds new meaning to the phrase "eagerly awaiting your call." Just set that handset on vibrate, slip it into the Call Me panty's perfect-sized front pouch, and even telemarketer interruptions will be welcome. Let's take a look at a couple of NSFW videos of these kangaroo-like panties in action, and you get bonus points if you can identify the accent of the sultry camel-toed temptress cooing throughout the steamy demo (NSFW). More »
10:15 AM on Wed Oct 17 2007
By Charlie White
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Latest by roni26: Another vibrator that utilizes technology to put a smile on your face is the iBuzz. What will they think of next? This devices attaches to your IPod or MP3 Player and the vibrator buzzes to the music. Ooooh la la: more »
sex dolls
Never encountered a real woman? Here's your chance: Moaning Lisa, who is part sex doll and part interactive game. She has seven strategically placed touch sensors—and even a couple of potentiometers on her nipples—and she can see you, too, with sensors in her eyes. Just like a real woman, the spots that get her hot are sometimes a mystery, and it's up to you to determine where to touch first. After the jump, take a look at a giant gallery with leering NSFW views of most of her, uh, vital areas.
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Moaning Lisa Has Seven Spots That Get Her Hot (Plus NSFW Gallery)
Never encountered a real woman? Here's your chance: Moaning Lisa, who is part sex doll and part interactive game. She has seven strategically placed touch sensors—and even a couple of potentiometers on her nipples—and she can see you, too, with sensors in her eyes. Just like a real woman, the spots that get her hot are sometimes a mystery, and it's up to you to determine where to touch first. After the jump, take a look at a giant gallery with leering NSFW views of most of her, uh, vital areas.
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tea
Ladies, are you self-conscious about your breasts? Do you think they need to be bigger to get you attention from guys—or at least from guys like Adam Frucci? Well, you could have expensive and gross really awesome breast implant surgery, or you could just grab some F Cup tea from Japan. These sure-to-be-effective tea bags apparently make your breasts bigger when you drink a cup each day, while those cookies will just make the area below your boobs bigger. Big difference. Plus, who wants to chew when you can just swallow? [Tokyo Times via Tokyo Mango]
F Cup Tea Promises That Their Herbs Will Go Straight to Your Boobs
Ladies, are you self-conscious about your breasts? Do you think they need to be bigger to get you attention from guys—or at least from guys like Adam Frucci? Well, you could have expensive and
transformers
There's not much we can say about these nudie shots of Darth Vader and Optimus Prime other than words of relief that our childhood attractions are finally vindicated. Despite being the heroes of both Generation X and Y, these two really know how to get down and dirty. This is NSFW, btw, in case you work for, I don't know, Martha Stewart or something. [Aaron Dunn (NSFW) via Otomano (NSFW) via Fleshbot (NSFW)]
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NSFW: Optimus Prime, Darth Vader Get Nekked With Boobies
There's not much we can say about these nudie shots of Darth Vader and Optimus Prime other than words of relief that our childhood attractions are finally vindicated. Despite being the heroes of both Generation X and Y, these two really know how to get down and dirty. This is NSFW, btw, in case you work for, I don't know, Martha Stewart or something. [Aaron Dunn (NSFW) via Otomano (NSFW) via Fleshbot (NSFW)]
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michelle ryan
Rarely does a woman herself qualify as a gadget, but this time, Michelle Ryan, star of the upcoming NBC remake of Bionic Woman, perfectly fits the bill. At least that's the best excuse we could think of to find some sensational shots of her and bring them to you all in one place, clickable with one hand. After yesterday's post of the show's trailer showing her pouting and throwing people across roofs, we figured this tacky video was the least we could do. Huge NSFW gallery, after the jump. More »
Bionic Woman Gives Us a Titanium Tent
Rarely does a woman herself qualify as a gadget, but this time, Michelle Ryan, star of the upcoming NBC remake of Bionic Woman, perfectly fits the bill. At least that's the best excuse we could think of to find some sensational shots of her and bring them to you all in one place, clickable with one hand. After yesterday's post of the show's trailer showing her pouting and throwing people across roofs, we figured this tacky video was the least we could do. Huge NSFW gallery, after the jump. More »
breaking
Another Boobie Mousepad
Live it up, pervs. That's a mousepad. And it has boobies. And you can touch them all you want. But remember, owning such a mousepad dates you back to the '90s, and this chick looks like she's from somewhere in the late '80s. If we do a little more math, you're groping a chick who is now in her 50s, or even 60s. Not that it's ever stopped us before...but the "wrist rest" might not be what it used to be. [tokyotimes]
your main squeeze
Girlfriend Pillow Offers Flat-Chested Comfort
Add this Girlfriend Pillow to that Lap Pillow we showed you a few years ago, and you could end up with a whole girl, minus all that bothersome yapping. This one takes the concept a step further, quivering with delight thanks to its internal vibrator that runs on two D batteries. More »
selling it
If you thought those colorful Dell notebooks we showed you the other day were attractive, check out the models Dell picked out to sashay around with the laptops in Korea. Those gals really know how to stand up straight, don't they? We hear the women showing off the equipment in New York had equally good posture.
[I4U News]
Dell Beginning to Learn How to Sell Laptops with Comely Female Consultants
If you thought those colorful Dell notebooks we showed you the other day were attractive, check out the models Dell picked out to sashay around with the laptops in Korea. Those gals really know how to stand up straight, don't they? We hear the women showing off the equipment in New York had equally good posture.
[I4U News]
gadget smash
German Chicks in Bikinis Smashing Gadgets
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