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nsfw
The Unofficial Boobies DS Holder
Their old world yarn craftsmanship brings new meaning to the phrase "sweater kittens"—hard to believe that thisonetwo-of-a-kind holder is not for sale. [photobucket via WiiNooB Thanks Jamie!]
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By Mark Wilson
Comment by Kaspir: This is not boobies....it's clearly a SAFE FOR WORK Muffin (or cupcake) top (not the one fatties get from wearing... 1 Responses | Other threads
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japan
Japanese Boob Claw Machine is Another Bad Way to Claw At Boobs
Almost mistaken for a pile of onions, these prizes in a Japanese boob claw machine beat almost every stuffed animal we can think of in terms of uniqueness. More »
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By Jason ChenComment by s0crates82: Let me take this opportunity to address a nation: WTF, Japan. Seriously. 7 Responses | Other threads
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boobies
Give Me Beer 'N Boobs or Give Me Death
Have you ever had to decide between boobs or beer? With these edible beer-flavored Beer N' Boobs pasties, you'll never have to choose one over the other ever again. Yum. [Product Page via Nerd Approved]
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By Andi WangComment by switchblade saints: "beer flavored" Somehow I don't think this will turn out so great. Bacon flavored maybe, but artificial beer flavoring sounds suspect. queue the... 7 Responses | Other threads
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nsfw
Prosthetic Nipples Add That Winter Glow All Year Long
Even with a perfect figure, it can be difficult to draw attention in the era of outpatient cosmetic surgery. Luckily the Nipple Pheromone is here to help. More »
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By Mark Wilson
Comment by Curves: I wonder if they are glued on because if they shift that could be a seriously lopsided sweater. It would be... 5 Responses | Other threads
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boob pillow
This Japanese Breast Pillow Is Relaxing and Erotic (Eraxing?)
The only thing better than sleeping on a woman's lap is sleeping betwixt a woman's boobs. This Japanese boob pillow is the only way most people can do this without actually crushing said woman. [TokyoTimes]
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By Jason ChenComment by 92BuickLeSabre: tj Do we know whether the new "randomly collapsed threads" is a feature or a bug? /tj 11 Responses | Other threads
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boobs
NSFW: Boob App on the iPhone is Obviously Called iBoobs, Obviously Not Approved
Sir? Could I interest you in a boobs app for your iPhone? Perhaps one that's motion sensitive, so you can jiggle it at will? More » -
nsfw
DSi Camera, Designed for Adolescent Boobie Humor
We didn't quite get the DSi's bundled Camera editing software—exactly what's the point of stretching a body part with lame animations—and then we watched this semi NSFW clip. I'm not saying that we "get it" now, but we're certainly a few steps closer to penetrating the unique design minds of Nintendo engineers. More »
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By Mark Wilson
Comment by Curves: Looks like her bra breaks. (Every womans favorite time of day is when she can get home and take the... 3 Responses | Other threads
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iphone apps
Haha, boobies. [Apple]
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ces 2008
Even More Booth Babes from CES 2008
You're telling us you can't get enough of the booth babedom, so we found a few more shots from the letches at Think Computers. Check out this drop-dead gorgeous woman here up front, along with two more on the next page—but you'll have to mosey on over to the Think Computers site for 29 more. More » -
hdtvs
Mitsubishi Laser TV's Colors Look Even Juicier Than the Girls on the Set
Mitsubishi put together quite a spectacle to introduce its Laser TV last night at the Moon Nightclub at The Palms Hotel in Las Vegas, unveiling a 65-inch rear-projection set that uses a unique laser backlight. The result is some of the most vivid color we've ever seen on any TV, especially the primary colors of red, green and blue. The blacks were midnight-dark, too, and there was even a 3D version of the TV (goofy glasses required) that only made us slightly cross-eyed. Mits officials said to look for the TV to appear on the market "later this year" at an undisclosed price, and added that it will cost about the same as flat panel TVs of the same size. On the next page, let's explore how this laser backlight works and gawk at a slightly NSFW gallery. More »
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Comment by JoOngle: I hate to be the negative on this one - but they´re beating a dead horse, backscreen projection monitors and... 1 Responses | Other threads
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boobies
Porn Coming to Blu-ray; PS3 Owners, Jason Chen Very Excited
The porn industry, having steered clear of Blu-ray and successfully put out titles on HD DVD for the past year, has decided to give the competing HD format a shot. Digital Playground has plans to release Pirates, an adaptation of Treasure Island as I understand it, on BR as its first foray into the format. More » -
sexy darts
Dartboard Lets You Score a Boobie Bullseye
Throwing darts has never been this fun. Not only do you get the satisfaction of hitting a bull's-eye if your aim is true, but as soon as you score, this supremely confident blond encourages you, crying out in ecstasy the inexplicable phrase, "Young girl, bull's-eyes! Wonderful!" Even though it is a bit misogynistic for our taste, it's just goofy enough to get a conversation going. Why didn't the creators of this groundbreaking invention depict a man with a bull's-eye on his crotch? Maybe that's next, with the hapless plastic victim blurting out the exclamation, "Old man, ballbuster! Blow it out your ass!" [Weird Asia News]
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Comment by Amiash is back in the internetZ baby!: OW GOD! WHY IS IS ALWAYS TO BE THE WOMAN?! more » | Other threads
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boobies
My Chopsticks Bra on Video Makes Me Hungry
Since we showed you the My Chopsticks Bra earlier this week, a video has surfaced, giving us a closer look at exactly how the "concept undergarment" works. The fact of the matter is, it doesn't work; the bowls are just a decorative flourish instead of containers for real food. Indeed, there are chopsticks that are stowed away in a small pouch attached to the side, and when it's time to eat, you assemble them like collapsed pool cues. It's just that rice and miso soup won't be on that menu. Yeah, this garment makes us hungry in a strange sort of way. [Pink Tentacle] -
halloween
Top 10 Sexiest Halloween Costumes for 2007
In honor of the autumnal season and one of our favorite pastimes, here's a roundup of the Top 10 Sexiest Halloween Costumes in the entire world. After all, Halloween is a holiday for goblins, geeks, goons, weirdos, trolls and merrymakers of all stripes, so we knew the Giz readership wouldn't mind if we posted a few non-gadget costume pics (I can see Blam rolling his eyes already). And hey, it's gadget-y, too—heck, one of these babes is wearing handcuffs, isn't she? Anyway, we're not sure if it's the costumes themselves or those comely lasses who are wearing them, but either way, we find each costume appealing in its own inimitable way. Check out the gallery after the jump, which includes a few NSFW shots, so beware. More »
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Comment by webkinzmama55: It's really funny to see this post because I dressed up in two of the costumes that they said were... more » | Other threads
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boobs
Boob-Shaped Cushions Could Almost Turn Me Lesbian
Most people think that all boobs are cushions, but these Funwari Milk-chan, or Fluffy Milk, are real boob cushions. Like the real thing, they come in all different shapes and sizes. Unlike the real thing, however, they're furry. There are five different boobs to choose from, each with its own character: More »
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By AddyDugdaleComment by Janette Smith: I really would like to get my hands on a couple of those, but can't speak Japanese for the website.... more » | Other threads
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breast cancer awareness month
Buy a Zune, Fight Breast Cancer
Since we're such breast fans here at the Giz, we wouldn't think of letting Breast Cancer Awareness Month pass by without a mention. The best news is you can celebrate boobies, get yourself a 30GB limited edition pink Zune, and fight breast cancer at the same time. Unlike some other charitable music-player-selling schemes that only donate a measly 5% of their proceeds to charity, when you buy a 30GB Zune from Warriors in Pink, 100% of the purchase price goes to Susan G. Koman For the Cure, thanks to the generosity of Ford and Microsoft. Breast cancer is no laughing matter, and we figure anything we can do to promote and preserve breasts and the lovely women on which they reside is time well spent. The pink 30GB Zune is $250 ($50 more than retail for a 30GB Zune), but it's for a worthy cause. [Warriors in Pink]
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Comment by ovariancancerprognosis: We must support all these causes, since this is a disease that does not discriminate social classes.... To do everything... more » | Other threads
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unmentionables
'Call Me' Panty Holds That Vibrating Cellphone Close to Her Hot Spot (NSFW)
Ladies, what on earth are you going to do with that cellphone when all you're wearing is a dainty pair of unmentionables? How will you carry it around and still have both hands free? Here's the solution: the Call Me panty, a dual-purpose garment that adds new meaning to the phrase "eagerly awaiting your call." Just set that handset on vibrate, slip it into the Call Me panty's perfect-sized front pouch, and even telemarketer interruptions will be welcome. Let's take a look at a couple of NSFW videos of these kangaroo-like panties in action, and you get bonus points if you can identify the accent of the sultry camel-toed temptress cooing throughout the steamy demo (NSFW). More » -
sex dolls
Moaning Lisa Has Seven Spots That Get Her Hot (Plus NSFW Gallery)
Never encountered a real woman? Here's your chance: Moaning Lisa, who is part sex doll and part interactive game. She has seven strategically placed touch sensors—and even a couple of potentiometers on her nipples—and she can see you, too, with sensors in her eyes. Just like a real woman, the spots that get her hot are sometimes a mystery, and it's up to you to determine where to touch first. After the jump, take a look at a giant gallery with leering NSFW views of most of her, uh, vital areas.
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Comment by Brent Millis: Hell yeah, about time. Reminds me a little of the Lesuire Suit Larry series. Well what can ya do? Ya... more » | Other threads
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tea
F Cup Tea Promises That Their Herbs Will Go Straight to Your Boobs
Ladies, are you self-conscious about your breasts? Do you think they need to be bigger to get you attention from guys—or at least from guys like Adam Frucci? Well, you could have expensive andgrossreally awesome breast implant surgery, or you could just grab some F Cup tea from Japan. These sure-to-be-effective tea bags apparently make your breasts bigger when you drink a cup each day, while those cookies will just make the area below your boobs bigger. Big difference. Plus, who wants to chew when you can just swallow? [Tokyo Times via Tokyo Mango]
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By Jason ChenComment by The-Simpsons-Rule!!: lol that waz a very good ending XD more » | Other threads
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transformers
NSFW: Optimus Prime, Darth Vader Get Nekked With Boobies
There's not much we can say about these nudie shots of Darth Vader and Optimus Prime other than words of relief that our childhood attractions are finally vindicated. Despite being the heroes of both Generation X and Y, these two really know how to get down and dirty. This is NSFW, btw, in case you work for, I don't know, Martha Stewart or something. [Aaron Dunn (NSFW) via Otomano (NSFW) via Fleshbot (NSFW)] More » -
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Comment by blomster: You can now watch the entire pilot episode by downloading it for free from Amazon Unbox to your PC or... more » | Other threads
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breaking
Another Boobie Mousepad
Live it up, pervs. That's a mousepad. And it has boobies. And you can touch them all you want. But remember, owning such a mousepad dates you back to the '90s, and this chick looks like she's from somewhere in the late '80s. If we do a little more math, you're groping a chick who is now in her 50s, or even 60s. Not that it's ever stopped us before...but the "wrist rest" might not be what it used to be. [tokyotimes]
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By Mark Wilson
Comment by ANoel: @Curves: HaHaHa right on - Oiled Amoeba|3@@|3s more » | Other threads
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your main squeeze
Girlfriend Pillow Offers Flat-Chested Comfort
Add this Girlfriend Pillow to that Lap Pillow we showed you a few years ago, and you could end up with a whole girl, minus all that bothersome yapping. This one takes the concept a step further, quivering with delight thanks to its internal vibrator that runs on two D batteries. More »
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Comment by Trackback: We're only a few minutes away from iPhone launch time. Stay tuned for some photos of the madness. Local... more » | Other threads
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selling it
Dell Beginning to Learn How to Sell Laptops with Comely Female Consultants
If you thought those colorful Dell notebooks we showed you the other day were attractive, check out the models Dell picked out to sashay around with the laptops in Korea. Those gals really know how to stand up straight, don't they? We hear the women showing off the equipment in New York had equally good posture.
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gadget smash
German Chicks in Bikinis Smashing Gadgets
You have to have a certain special kind of fetish to enjoy watching German ladies in bikinis destroy gadgets with a scowl on their face, but if anyone fits the bill, we're sure they're in our readership. More » -
gratuitous sex
Hottest Babes of Computex
There's a big tech convention going on in Taipei right now called Computex, and we've seen quite a bit of news coming out of there about motherboards, chipsets and such. But we also wanted to see what sort of visual interest might be roaming around on the show floor. It makes us feel so, so dirty to show you these pictures, but it's a tough job and somebody has to do it. More »
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Comment by Agata: Oh! That Asian women always look so young. It seems to me that they still haven't attained their majority. And... more » | Other threads
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apple
Mac Chick of the Month is the iTunes/Pepsi Girl, Mandy Amano
Context: The Super Bowl iTunes/Pepsi ad from 2005 featured a cute girl by the name of Mandy Amano who set the internets ablaze with her dancing. Websites such as thatpepsigirl sprang up just to keep track of her comings and goings. Wired's Leander Kahney, whom Silicon Valley sister site Valleywag thought was Fake Steve Jobs for a couple hours, even called her the new Ellen Feiss. That's quite an Apple rep to live up to. More »
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By Jason ChenComment by Aznbuddy: I met Mandy Amano once at a WonderCon in SF. She looked pretty plain in a dress next to her... more » | Other threads
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boobs, lit up
Glo-Go Bikini Top and Skirt Shed Light on the Subject
Nobody noticing you there, girl? Put on this Glow-Go bikini top and skirt, and be the center of attention until your batteries run down after about 10 hours. They're part of the GloFur collection by designer David Lee, who won't really say how they work but we suspect it has something to do with a bunch of wires and LEDs. More »
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Comment by Trackback: In this edition of "we all know sex sells but why are these products so darn creepy?" we will be... more » | Other threads
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boobies
Jingle Jugs: The Billy Bigmouth Bass for the Perv Generation
It's a good thing the Jingle Jugs wasn't out when David Brent was still working for Wernham Hogg, otherwise the women in that workplace would really have had something to complain about. There's not much to this gadget once you boil it down to its essentials: a pair of singing, vibrating tits for $49. Which is enough for us. More »
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By Jason ChenComment by Peebert: For the type of person that'd buy this, there's already a device you can hang on the wall to look... more » | Other threads
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gadgets
Boobies: The Executive Desk Toy
Remember the pendulum executive desk toys that were so popular in the '80s? Then you'll be familiar with Mrs. Newton's Knockers. A few questions though. More »
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By Jason ChenComment by deusdiabolus: colinwheeler: They could have little shock-activated sound chips in them. "Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow." more » | Other threads
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cellphones
Famous Hot Ladies With the Sidekick iD
Even though you've seen the official announcement, the unboxing, and even its guts splayed out for the sake of fashion, you're still not satisfied. Why? Because you haven't seen a gallery of hot stars flashing the SiD (does not stand for sudden infant death) like it was a mirror into your soul. More » -
gadgets
Top 10 Boob Gadgets
American Inventor Spot likes boobies as much as we do. They've compiled a list of the top 10 boobie gadgets that you or your wife can buy. We've covered some of them here before, like the boob remote, mousepad and the breast-shaped shampoo dispenser, but keeping up with these things is a full-time job. That's why we're glad American Inventors are on the case. More » -
gadgets
Bounce-O-Meter Shows Laws of Physics at Work on Bare Breasts of All Sizes
Shock Absorber sports bras are a great innovation for the ladies and maybe even some guys with man breasts, especially for marathon runners and intense exercisers, who cite examples of conventional bras actually cutting into them.
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portable media
MadameXpod Delivers the iPod Porn You've Been Clumsily Photoshopping
Ever since Wankfest 2006, where an S&M vixen stuck a 4th-gen iPod Photo (not a Shuffle or a Nano) up her cooter, there's been a community brewing around the combination of music players and sexual acts. MadameXpod is the culmination of these months of amateur photography and wishful photoshopping. More »
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By Jason Chen
Comment by SeventhExile: "very nice..... how much?" What $9.95 a month! thats incredibly overpriced.. who would pay that much.. *starts getting his credit card out* more » | Other threads
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digital cameras
Best Booth Babe Ever: Samsung's Leopard Lady
Of all the booth babes we've ever seen, Samsung wins the all-time prize for this gorgeous body-painted leopard girl, holding court in the Samsung booth so convention goers could test out the company's digital SLRs.
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gadgets
The Bikini Remote
Released too late to fit into our Fat Tuesday roundup, this Bikini Remote is the best gift you could give to a thirteen-year-old boy next to an actual woman. Or a bikini. Or a remote. More »
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By Jason ChenComment by kracer22: the crotch area of that remote looks suspect. more » | Other threads
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gadgets
Happy Fat Tuesday: Top 10 Alcohol & Boobie Related Gadgets
For those unaware, today is Fat Tuesday, or Mardi Gras or Shrove Tuesday or Pancake Day or whatever the hell you want to call it. Let me put on my spectacles and give a little history lesson. More »
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Comment by crazycarlt: In my book fat tuesday is synonymous with women eating high-calorie pastries in great volume. more » | Other threads
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peripherals
Boobies Mouse Pad Sets Feminism Back 50 Years
In honor of Valentine's Day, here's a mouse pad that no one who is in a healthy relationship would ever own. Yes, apparently blatantly sexist computer peripherals are all the rage these days, with underdeveloped manchildren getting off on their wrists resting on two vaguely breast-like mounds of rubber. More »
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By Adam FrucciComment by mach1andy: Their American counterparts are here!: [myspace.com] more » | Other threads
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cellphones
Fujitsu Sells Waterproof Phone With Tub Girl
Ha ha, fooled ya. Fujitsu's releasing a Japanese-only phone, the F703, as a solution for people who really need to answer phones underwater. Or in water. Or anywhere around water. You can even safely wash your phone and still be able to carry on a conversation as if you hadn't. More »
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