Gizmodo: boobies

The Boob Luge, You Know, For Drinking

Mark Wilson — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 20:00:00 EDT

In the words of a Boob Luge ad: "Just fill the breast mold with water, and in two days, you will have two rock hard boobs waiting to be filled with an alcoholic beverage of your choice!"

In case the prospect of two "rock hard" breasts pouring ice cold liquor into your mouth isn't enticing enough, the pitch gets even better: "You can even spice up your Boob Ice Luge by adding LED Pucks..."

Splendid.

In case your frat is interested in a Boob Luge to call its own, the ice molds are available now for $25 a pop, or roughly $12.50 a boob. [DrinkingStuff via NerdApproved]

The Unofficial Boobies DS Holder

Mark Wilson — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 11:50:00 EDT

Their old world yarn craftsmanship brings new meaning to the phrase "sweater kittens"—hard to believe that this ~~one~~ two-of-a-kind holder is not for sale. [photobucket via WiiNooB Thanks Jamie!]

Japanese Boob Claw Machine is Another Bad Way to Claw At Boobs

Jason Chen — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:30:00 EDT

Almost mistaken for a pile of onions, these prizes in a Japanese boob claw machine beat almost every stuffed animal we can think of in terms of uniqueness.

We're not sure where it is, or how easy it is to pick up a boob compared to something less arousing, but we're going to have Ashcraft win one of these and mail it to us. He wrote the book on Japanese Arcades; he should be able to fish a boob out of a box NO PROBLEM. [Buzzfeed via Fleshbot]

Give Me Beer 'N Boobs or Give Me Death

Andi Wang — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 15:00:00 EST

Have you ever had to decide between boobs or beer? With these edible beer-flavored Beer N' Boobs pasties, you'll never have to choose one over the other ever again. Yum. [Product Page via Nerd Approved]

Prosthetic Nipples Add That Winter Glow All Year Long

Mark Wilson — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:00:00 EST

Even with a perfect figure, it can be difficult to draw attention in the era of outpatient cosmetic surgery. Luckily the Nipple Pheromone is here to help.

If ditching the bra and dropping the ambient temperature to a brisk 35 degrees hasn't done the trick, or if nature has simply not provided you with nipples that can protrude sensually from your otherwise PG business casual sweater, the Nipple Pheromone can level the playing field so you can compete with that new, hot cleavage chick from HR. After all, you are an educated, hard-working, handsome man. And dammit, you deserve that promotion. [Tokyo Times]

This Japanese Breast Pillow Is Relaxing and Erotic (Eraxing?)

Jason Chen — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:40:00 EST

The only thing better than sleeping on a woman's lap is sleeping betwixt a woman's boobs. This Japanese boob pillow is the only way most people can do this without actually crushing said woman. [TokyoTimes]

NSFW: Boob App on the iPhone is Obviously Called iBoobs, Obviously Not Approved

Jason Chen — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 22:35:06 EST

Sir? Could I interest you in a boobs app for your iPhone? Perhaps one that's motion sensitive, so you can jiggle it at will?

Ooooh, I'm sorry. It's not possible. Apple has denied our application on the grounds that it's either obscene, pornographic, offensive or defamatory. Apologies!

Maybe with the upcoming NSFW category in the iPhone App store you may get a chance to jiggle me for yourself, but I wouldn't count on it. [iPhone Ticker via Macenstein via Kotaku]

DSi Camera, Designed for Adolescent Boobie Humor

Mark Wilson — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:00:00 EST

We didn't quite get the DSi's bundled Camera editing software—exactly what's the point of stretching a body part with lame animations—and then we watched this semi NSFW clip. I'm not saying that we "get it" now, but we're certainly a few steps closer to penetrating the unique design minds of Nintendo engineers.

For those who didn't catch it, the joke is that they bounce. [via Kotaku]

Fingers On: Pervy Japanese 'Boob Engineer's' Breast-Fondling App For iPhone

John Mahoney — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:20:00 EDT

Not satisfied with the amount of boob-touching going on in real life, a Japanese programmer after my own heart created paiTouch (oh wit! pai = slang for boobs)—an iPhone touchscreen version of his much more intensive Flash simulator complete with motion physics algorithms for "realistic" jiggling and plenty of customizable parameters.

The iPhone webapp port runs in javascript and is a little jerky—if it looks like you're pushing an unresponsive milk puddle around a black screen, you would be right—a far cry from the "oppai enjinia's" promised "Tits always in the pocket" (Google Translate's words not mine!). But hats off for trying. Check the Flash version here (pretty much SFW, aside from the creep-o factor) for the true experience. [Technohippy (Translated) via CrunchGear]

iPhone's Breast Feeding App Has a Nice Icon

Jason Chen — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 18:00:00 EDT

Haha, boobies. [Apple]

Even More Booth Babes from CES 2008

Charlie White — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 11:16:19 EST

You're telling us you can't get enough of the booth babedom, so we found a few more shots from the letches at Think Computers. Check out this drop-dead gorgeous woman here up front, along with two more on the next page—but you'll have to mosey on over to the Think Computers site for 29 more.

We noticed fabulous ladies all over the show floor—both booth babes and others—but we'd have to agree with Adam that not one of them swayed our opinions about anything. Well, except about how long it had seemed since we'd been at home with our real women. [Think Computers]

Mitsubishi Laser TV's Colors Look Even Juicier Than the Girls on the Set

Charlie White — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:29:56 EST

Mitsubishi put together quite a spectacle to introduce its Laser TV last night at the Moon Nightclub at The Palms Hotel in Las Vegas, unveiling a 65-inch rear-projection set that uses a unique laser backlight. The result is some of the most vivid color we've ever seen on any TV, especially the primary colors of red, green and blue. The blacks were midnight-dark, too, and there was even a 3D version of the TV (goofy glasses required) that only made us slightly cross-eyed. Mits officials said to look for the TV to appear on the market "later this year" at an undisclosed price, and added that it will cost about the same as flat panel TVs of the same size. On the next page, let's explore how this laser backlight works and gawk at a slightly NSFW gallery.

When pressed for details, they kept repeating their mantra about laser being the "purest light source," but from what we could see, we think it must have something to do with hot-looking dancing girls, frickin' lasers, smoke and maybe even mirrors. We were taking shots of the TVs, but all these women kept getting in our way. Oh, well.

Porn Coming to Blu-ray; PS3 Owners, Jason Chen Very Excited

Adam Frucci — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:53:44 EST

The porn industry, having steered clear of Blu-ray and successfully put out titles on HD DVD for the past year, has decided to give the competing HD format a shot. Digital Playground has plans to release Pirates, an adaptation of Treasure Island as I understand it, on BR as its first foray into the format.

Previously, Digital Playground and other porny companies avoided Blu-ray because it's more expensive to produce for and because the Blu-ray camp had its sensibilities offended by the naughty nature of the content. Apparently they got over it when they woke up and realized how much money porn makes, and with the format war far from being over, the porn industry, a big fan of money, decided to just put material out on both. Now both camps can enjoy bruises and razor burn in beautiful 1080p high definition. [CE Pro]

Dartboard Lets You Score a Boobie Bullseye

Charlie White — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:26:36 EST

Throwing darts has never been this fun. Not only do you get the satisfaction of hitting a bull's-eye if your aim is true, but as soon as you score, this supremely confident blond encourages you, crying out in ecstasy the inexplicable phrase, "Young girl, bull's-eyes! Wonderful!" Even though it is a bit misogynistic for our taste, it's just goofy enough to get a conversation going. Why didn't the creators of this groundbreaking invention depict a man with a bull's-eye on his crotch? Maybe that's next, with the hapless plastic victim blurting out the exclamation, "Old man, ballbuster! Blow it out your ass!" [Weird Asia News]

My Chopsticks Bra on Video Makes Me Hungry

Charlie White — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 11:05:09 EST

Since we showed you the My Chopsticks Bra earlier this week, a video has surfaced, giving us a closer look at exactly how the "concept undergarment" works. The fact of the matter is, it doesn't work; the bowls are just a decorative flourish instead of containers for real food. Indeed, there are chopsticks that are stowed away in a small pouch attached to the side, and when it's time to eat, you assemble them like collapsed pool cues. It's just that rice and miso soup won't be on that menu. Yeah, this garment makes us hungry in a strange sort of way. [Pink Tentacle]

Top 10 Sexiest Halloween Costumes for 2007

Charlie White — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:00:00 EDT

In honor of the autumnal season and one of our favorite pastimes, here's a roundup of the Top 10 Sexiest Halloween Costumes in the entire world. After all, Halloween is a holiday for goblins, geeks, goons, weirdos, trolls and merrymakers of all stripes, so we knew the Giz readership wouldn't mind if we posted a few non-gadget costume pics (I can see Blam rolling his eyes already). And hey, it's gadget-y, too—heck, one of these babes is wearing handcuffs, isn't she? Anyway, we're not sure if it's the costumes themselves or those comely lasses who are wearing them, but either way, we find each costume appealing in its own inimitable way. Check out the gallery after the jump, which includes a few NSFW shots, so beware.

Boob-Shaped Cushions Could Almost Turn Me Lesbian

AddyDugdale — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:36:41 EDT

Most people think that all boobs are cushions, but these Funwari Milk-chan, or Fluffy Milk, are real boob cushions. Like the real thing, they come in all different shapes and sizes. Unlike the real thing, however, they're furry. There are five different boobs to choose from, each with its own character:

Funwari Milk-chan, in the center, is easy-going, but would like to be bigger than she is. Likes: collagen, sleeping. Top left is Can Milk-san is a wannabe celeb with an American boyfriend (that'll be Chen, then) who loves beauty salons.

Below her is Ganguro Milk-chan who, despite her pierced nipple is mature and level-headed. Loves dancing, apparently. Peach Milk-chan is an arachnophobic fashion victim who's pretty frightening when she's angry, is up on current affairs and loves low-brow stuff — um, sounds like me. Finally Miko-chan is the baby of the group, and a total genius. She loves to invent things, and her brain is in her pacifier.

Their official website is rather fabulous, full of slightly odd drawings of boobs standing on each other and toppling over, boobs in sunglasses, singing boobs as well as ~~boobs beating their friends at Halo 3~~ cartoon strips of the Milk Village quintet's exploits. They cost around $9 each in, yep, Japan. And before you accuse me of being sensationalist, I would just like to say that I was made to write that headline by one of our editors. [Fumiwari Milk via Pink Tentacle]

Buy a Zune, Fight Breast Cancer

Charlie White — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 18:50:00 EDT

Since we're such breast fans here at the Giz, we wouldn't think of letting Breast Cancer Awareness Month pass by without a mention. The best news is you can celebrate boobies, get yourself a 30GB limited edition pink Zune, and fight breast cancer at the same time. Unlike some other charitable music-player-selling schemes that only donate a measly 5% of their proceeds to charity, when you buy a 30GB Zune from Warriors in Pink, 100% of the purchase price goes to Susan G. Koman For the Cure, thanks to the generosity of Ford and Microsoft. Breast cancer is no laughing matter, and we figure anything we can do to promote and preserve breasts and the lovely women on which they reside is time well spent. The pink 30GB Zune is $250 ($50 more than retail for a 30GB Zune), but it's for a worthy cause. [Warriors in Pink]

'Call Me' Panty Holds That Vibrating Cellphone Close to Her Hot Spot (NSFW)

Charlie White — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:15:00 EDT

Ladies, what on earth are you going to do with that cellphone when all you're wearing is a dainty pair of unmentionables? How will you carry it around and still have both hands free? Here's the solution: the Call Me panty, a dual-purpose garment that adds new meaning to the phrase "eagerly awaiting your call." Just set that handset on vibrate, slip it into the Call Me panty's perfect-sized front pouch, and even telemarketer interruptions will be welcome. Let's take a look at a couple of NSFW videos of these kangaroo-like panties in action, and you get bonus points if you can identify the accent of the sultry camel-toed temptress cooing throughout the steamy demo (NSFW).

Kangaroo-like? I got yer joey, right here. [Techie Diva]

Moaning Lisa Has Seven Spots That Get Her Hot (Plus NSFW Gallery)

Charlie White — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:55:00 EDT

Never encountered a real woman? Here's your chance: Moaning Lisa, who is part sex doll and part interactive game. She has seven strategically placed touch sensors—and even a couple of potentiometers on her nipples—and she can see you, too, with sensors in her eyes. Just like a real woman, the spots that get her hot are sometimes a mystery, and it's up to you to determine where to touch first. After the jump, take a look at a giant gallery with leering NSFW views of most of her, uh, vital areas.

Now for the bad news: Moaning Lisa is not available quite yet. She was demonstrated as part of the Arse Elektronika 2007 Conference in San Francisco, a festival displaying the cutting edge of technological innovation and pornography. Don't fret, though, there are plenty of sex dolls available, and more sophisticated ones are undoubtedly on the way. [Laughing Squid, via Oh Gizmo]