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boobs
Kush Props Up Large Breasts For Comfortable Sleeping
Being unable to sleep because my boobs are too big is a problem I have never had. But I'm sympathetic, oh so sympathetic. More »
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By Adam Frucci
Comment by yogibimbi: now, what was that ding called you put your schlong in to wank off? that looks almost like it. Maybe... 15 Responses | Other threads
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pseudoscience
Magic Massage Bra Enlarges Breasts
Oh Pangao, you got me at "Enlarge female's breast obviously: Pangao breast enhancer can stimulate female's breast, accelerate blood circulation and activate cell renewal and hormone secretion through physical massage with forceful vibration balls inside." YES! More »
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By Jesus DiazComment by michaelwiggins: Thats either real or very well edited in my opinion. 4 Responses | Other threads
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Thrillrides
Way More Boobs About to Make Disneyland Rollercoasters Exciting Again
On many Disneyland coasters, there's a camera set up to automatically take your picture as you go down the biggest drop. They then try to sell you said picture at the end of the ride. Of course, this is a great opportunity to flash your boobs and have a bunch of kids see it, so Disney has always kept employees on hand dedicated to weeding out such salacious images before they hit the screens that visitors can see. No more! More »
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By Adam FrucciComment by Software_Goddess: Sorry guys, I don't ride roller coasters. 16 Responses | Other threads
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mobileme
Salma Hayek's MobileMe Account Hacked, No Nudie Pics Found (Sorry!)
One of the irritating mosquito-like posters over at 4chan hacked into Salma Hayek's MobileMe account and found it laughably easy despite MobileMe's "security" questions. More »
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By Dan NosowitzComment by SJRNWT: Do people actually find her attractive? :/ 39 Responses | Other threads
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nsfw
The Unofficial Boobies DS Holder
Their old world yarn craftsmanship brings new meaning to the phrase "sweater kittens"—hard to believe that thisonetwo-of-a-kind holder is not for sale. [photobucket via WiiNooB Thanks Jamie!]
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By Mark Wilson
Comment by Kaspir: This is not boobies....it's clearly a SAFE FOR WORK Muffin (or cupcake) top (not the one fatties get from wearing... 1 Responses | Other threads
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japan
Japanese Boob Claw Machine is Another Bad Way to Claw At Boobs
Almost mistaken for a pile of onions, these prizes in a Japanese boob claw machine beat almost every stuffed animal we can think of in terms of uniqueness. More »
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By Jason ChenComment by s0crates82: Let me take this opportunity to address a nation: WTF, Japan. Seriously. 7 Responses | Other threads
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diy
Musical Bra Barrages Boobs with Beats
Touching a boob is generally a satisfying experience. But what if you could take that thrill to the next level? And no, we're not talking two hands. We're talking soundtrack. More » -
boobies
Give Me Beer 'N Boobs or Give Me Death
Have you ever had to decide between boobs or beer? With these edible beer-flavored Beer N' Boobs pasties, you'll never have to choose one over the other ever again. Yum. [Product Page via Nerd Approved]
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By Andi WangComment by switchblade saints: "beer flavored" Somehow I don't think this will turn out so great. Bacon flavored maybe, but artificial beer flavoring sounds suspect. queue the... 7 Responses | Other threads
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support
Bra Dryer is the Most Useful Device Shaped Like a Pair of Boobs Ever
Hey ladies, are you sick of air drying your bras and having it take forever? Me too! That's why I totally love this BraDryer concept, which is specially designed for drying off your support garments. More »
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By Adam FrucciComment by Curves: I hate to point out the obvious, but women generally own more than one bra, and most of us dont... 9 Responses | Other threads
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nsfw
Prosthetic Nipples Add That Winter Glow All Year Long
Even with a perfect figure, it can be difficult to draw attention in the era of outpatient cosmetic surgery. Luckily the Nipple Pheromone is here to help. More »
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By Mark Wilson
Comment by Curves: I wonder if they are glued on because if they shift that could be a seriously lopsided sweater. It would be... 5 Responses | Other threads
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nsfw
This Japanese Bust Roller Is Surely an Effective, Painless Device (NSFW)
Much like the search for El Dorado, the quest for perfect breasts has driven man around the globe. Today, it brings us to Japan. Again. More »
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By Mark Wilson
Comment by Kaiser-Machead: Hands are free, and are effective. I don't know if hands will do what this thing claims to do, but... 5 Responses | Other threads
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iphone apps
NSFW: Wobble iPhone App Adds Boob Jiggle To Real Boobs, IS Approved
Who needs the fake boobies of iBoobs when Wobble lets you add boob jiggle to real photos? Just tap, resize, repeat, and any photo you have on your iPhone becomes an instant jigglefest. More »
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By Jason ChenComment by Curves: I dont need an IPhone or an ap. I can do this 3D any damn time I want. Its good to... 11 Responses | Other threads
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boob pillow
This Japanese Breast Pillow Is Relaxing and Erotic (Eraxing?)
The only thing better than sleeping on a woman's lap is sleeping betwixt a woman's boobs. This Japanese boob pillow is the only way most people can do this without actually crushing said woman. [TokyoTimes]
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By Jason ChenComment by 92BuickLeSabre: tj Do we know whether the new "randomly collapsed threads" is a feature or a bug? /tj 11 Responses | Other threads
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japan
Thanko's USB "Bust Beauty Pad" Fights Boob-Chill Epidemic Valiantly
This is without a doubt Thanko's finest USB warming gadget to date. More »
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By John MahoneyComment by Curves: Breasts are one of the LAST parts of a womans body that will get cold, so if they are chilled,... 16 Responses | Other threads
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boobs
NSFW: Boob App on the iPhone is Obviously Called iBoobs, Obviously Not Approved
Sir? Could I interest you in a boobs app for your iPhone? Perhaps one that's motion sensitive, so you can jiggle it at will? More » -
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DSi Camera, Designed for Adolescent Boobie Humor
We didn't quite get the DSi's bundled Camera editing software—exactly what's the point of stretching a body part with lame animations—and then we watched this semi NSFW clip. I'm not saying that we "get it" now, but we're certainly a few steps closer to penetrating the unique design minds of Nintendo engineers. More »
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By Mark Wilson
Comment by Curves: Looks like her bra breaks. (Every womans favorite time of day is when she can get home and take the... 3 Responses | Other threads
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classy
Boob-centric Mouse and Mouse Pad Let Your Co-Workers Know Your True Passions
If you're a 13-year-old boy or just someone with the maturity level of a 13-year-old boy, you'll love this breast-related mouse and mouse pad combo. The mouse features a couple of boobs as buttons, while the mouse pad uses boobs as a wrist rest. For $38, it's probably the only way you're ever going to get your hands on two pairs of breasts at the same time, with the added bonus of people feeling sorry for you when they see your computer setup. It's a win/win! [Product Page via CrunchGear]
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By Adam FrucciComment by Lupison: I still use a "boob" type mousepad I got a few years ago cause the cleavage fits my wrists perfectly. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Large Hadron Collider Countdown
Reminder: World Ends Tomorrow, Have Sex, Don't Do Your Homework — Update: Apocalypse Delayed to September 10
Hookay. So, you all know the Large Hadron Collider by now, the oh-so-pretty particle accelerator thingamajig that will implode taking the whole planet with it. Yeah, that one. Well, it is now T minus 24 hours from ignition. The end of the world, people. In fact, you have less than 24 hours to do everything you wanted to do before dying. Right now. Make a list and start right now. I did mine already. Update: apocalypse delayed again. New date is September 10. More »
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By Jesus DiazComment by Caine Micheal Parisee: Woah. The world was going to end on my birthday. more » | Other threads
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breasts
The Breast Motion Power Generator is a Genius Idea
Adrienne So over at Slate has used her natural gifts to come up with the most genius idea yet: an energy-generating bra. Instead of just holding her boobs in place and dispelling that excess kinetic energy into, I don't know, heat, why not use it to power a gadget? According to a breast specialist, a D-cup in a lousy bra moves up to 35-inches up and down during exercise. Professor Wang of Georgia Tech is working on just this problem, using nanowires inside fabric to convert that visual spectacle into something useful. But is it enough to power an average iPod? This Wang says yes. [Slate]
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By Jason ChenComment by FiveLiters: @GadgetPlay: Well,if it will help you,in the June 2008 issue of Playboy,page 106,I just discovered that "kuni sabisu" means 'cunnilingus',"A-zeme"... more » | Other threads
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juicer
2Juicy Orange Squeezer Too Rockin' For One Hand
Anyone who likes their, um, oranges, um, freshly-squeezed by hand in the morning should, perhaps, think about buying 2Juicy, a manual juicer from SuckUK. Anyone who doesn't should stick with their Braun automatic one—then at least you'll have one hand free for whatever else you like to do when you're squeezing oranges. [SuckUK]
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By AddyDugdaleComment by Frederik: Fedex + UPS = Fed Up (that's for sure) SuckUK + UPS = Suck Up? more » | Other threads
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By Adam FrucciComment by massage99: Please do not misunderstand, this invention the original intention is not to replace the men, is Stripping out part-working in... more » | Other threads
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ces 2008
Even More Booth Babes from CES 2008
You're telling us you can't get enough of the booth babedom, so we found a few more shots from the letches at Think Computers. Check out this drop-dead gorgeous woman here up front, along with two more on the next page—but you'll have to mosey on over to the Think Computers site for 29 more. More » -
porny safety
Ass/Boobs-Shaped Airbag Turns Car Accidents Into Even More Shameful Experiences
This Takata airbag design is… interesting. Essentially, if you get in a car accident your face will be thrust quickly between two giant, inflatable ass cheeks. Or are they giant breasts? Depending on what you're in to, you could see it either way. In any case, I can certainly see how it would be more comfortable to mash your face into than a normal airbag, but is it worth the embarrassment when the paramedics arrive? Also, how do they compare to the feeling of having your face smashed into a real butt at high speeds? Commenters, I assume a few of you know, so fill us in. And hit the jump for the full ad. More »
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By Adam FrucciComment by Twp3pf2: @aquanetta: YES! Combine this with that camera that records the last sixty seconds before an accident, and you have the... more » | Other threads
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boobs
$1 Japanese Fake Boobs Are Cheaper, Safer Than Surgical Alternative
These Japanese fake boob gadgets were found at a dollar store in San Francisco. Essentially a couple of balloons you stick in your shirt and inflate, they probably won't fool too many people, but if you're really desperate, ladies, it's certainly the cheapest boost out there other than tissues. And lest you think these are sexist, apparently there's an inflatable peen available from the same company that, unfortunately, I don't have pictures of. If someone finds it though, email me. I promise to do a pants-on video with it for the good of gender equality. [Boing Boing]
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By Adam FrucciComment by Yves Bennaim: Add to these the "Japanese fake nipples" and you're done! :) [japanify.me] more » | Other threads
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smart fabric
Intelligent Bra to Give Ladies Less Bounce to the Ounce
University researchers have invented a smart fabric that could help larger ladies in the fight against breast bounce—disappointing the legions of men who love watching girls run for buses in the process. The material, which contains tiny sensors, will be used by bra manufacturers in an attempt to improve the lot of the big-boobed who find even the slightest exertion a pain in the chest. More info (and slightly NSFW illustration) after the jump. More »
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By AddyDugdaleComment by MimiR: LB's are CHEAP compared to the ones they DON'T carry. I have been a 32DD, a 32E, a 34DD, a 34E,... more » | Other threads
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blinding
NSFWish Lite Brite Boobs Brighten Your Night
Boinkology—the sorta NSFW brainchild of our own videographer, Richard Blakeley—is running a contest judging the artistic merits of the artiest of art forms: Lite Brite boobs. To craft the human form in such an imprecise but bold medium requires genuine talent. After the jump are some of our more NSFW picks—to the extent suggestive colored lights are NSFW—but head over to Boinkology to check the whole set and vote for the trashy geek Michelangelo of our time. More »
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Comment by Another_Andreas: How the heck am I supposed to look her in the eyes when that's all you show me?! A... more » | Other threads
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boobs
DIY Breast-Shaped Stress Reliever
If you're picturing a boob when you're squeezing a regular squishy stress reliever anyway, why not just cut out the illusion and make one actually shaped like a boob? This Instructables post shows you how in 12 easy steps, provided you have the prerequisites first (a woman that will let you use her boob as a mold). The creator says this: More »
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By Jason ChenComment by noshidin: I'd do it for my man, as long as he remembers... there ain't nothin like the real thing baby! Thanks,... more » | Other threads
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boobs
Boob-Shaped Cushions Could Almost Turn Me Lesbian
Most people think that all boobs are cushions, but these Funwari Milk-chan, or Fluffy Milk, are real boob cushions. Like the real thing, they come in all different shapes and sizes. Unlike the real thing, however, they're furry. There are five different boobs to choose from, each with its own character: More »
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By AddyDugdaleComment by Janette Smith: I really would like to get my hands on a couple of those, but can't speak Japanese for the website.... more » | Other threads
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unmentionables
'Call Me' Panty Holds That Vibrating Cellphone Close to Her Hot Spot (NSFW)
Ladies, what on earth are you going to do with that cellphone when all you're wearing is a dainty pair of unmentionables? How will you carry it around and still have both hands free? Here's the solution: the Call Me panty, a dual-purpose garment that adds new meaning to the phrase "eagerly awaiting your call." Just set that handset on vibrate, slip it into the Call Me panty's perfect-sized front pouch, and even telemarketer interruptions will be welcome. Let's take a look at a couple of NSFW videos of these kangaroo-like panties in action, and you get bonus points if you can identify the accent of the sultry camel-toed temptress cooing throughout the steamy demo (NSFW). More » -
nice view
$24,000 20-Inch Monitor Has 5 Million Pixels for Best Boob Detail
I can imagine the pitch: put the X-ray of an ultra-fine boob up on the ultra-fine screen of this 5-megapixel 20" monitor, and it will sell itself. (Med students: do mine eyes deceive me?) After all, Chi Lin Technology and the Chi Mei Group of Taiwan developed the 2048×2560 screen for medical use. Currently in production in very low volume, and at a cost of $21,500 to $24,600, the monitor is expected to roll out in greater numbers next year, perhaps over 1,000 per month. [Digitimes via UberGizmo]
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Comment by nupshah: Nothing new to me. I have been working on a $15k 5 mega pixel monitor at my Job for past... more » | Other threads
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boobs
In the past two years, the Australian Navy has paid for 13 women to get breast implants for reasons of morale. But whose morale? [Danger Room] -
tea
F Cup Tea Promises That Their Herbs Will Go Straight to Your Boobs
Ladies, are you self-conscious about your breasts? Do you think they need to be bigger to get you attention from guys—or at least from guys like Adam Frucci? Well, you could have expensive andgrossreally awesome breast implant surgery, or you could just grab some F Cup tea from Japan. These sure-to-be-effective tea bags apparently make your breasts bigger when you drink a cup each day, while those cookies will just make the area below your boobs bigger. Big difference. Plus, who wants to chew when you can just swallow? [Tokyo Times via Tokyo Mango]
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By Jason ChenComment by The-Simpsons-Rule!!: lol that waz a very good ending XD more » | Other threads
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physical laws
Mathemeticians Figure Out What Makes Women Beautiful
After studying the movements of women for years, finally we get scientific confirmation of what we're seeing: Researchers at Cambridge University in the U.K. have figured out exactly what makes a perfect swivel-hipped walk with "a more angular swaying and bounce to the hips." The mathematicians got out their slide rules, calculators, blow-up dolls and binoculars, scientifically determining the perfect ratio of waist to hips. Their results? The closer that ratio is to 0.7 (waist measurement is 70% of the hip measurement), the sexier the swagger. And guess who has that exact ratio? Jessica Alba, pictured above. Follow us for more examples (NSFW). More » -
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Comment by blomster: You can now watch the entire pilot episode by downloading it for free from Amazon Unbox to your PC or... more » | Other threads
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00001-track mind
New Digital Camera? First Pic Often Features You-Know-What
Let's do a little search on Google Images and see what subject people take a picture of the very first thing they unbox that brand-new digital camera. All you need to do is search DSC00001, and most of the results will be the first picture taken. (NSFW) More »
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Comment by Trackback: Too funny! Gizmodo officially gets the award for bringing me to a ROTFL state after I read about their Google... more » | Other threads
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lady torture
Surgically Implanted Bra is Like an External Bra, but With More Horrible Surgery Involved
Great news, ladies! There's a new option for invasive, elective surgery that's meant to help your boobs look exactly how you think men want them to look: the surgically implanted bra. It's just as delightful as it sounds! More »
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By Adam FrucciComment by GreyMouser: Every naysayer here is missing the bigger picture. There are many women who have other issues than just looks. Large-busted... more » | Other threads
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siggraph 2007
Solar Bikini Returns to Siggraph, Intimate Gaming Bra and Boxers Debut
Siggraph 2007 (which stands for Special Interest Group/Graphics) is underway, and one of our favorite parts of the annual design and innovation shindig is the Unravel fashion show, where this year's strange brew includes an updated version of the solar bikini and intimate controllers for a couple to play video games by touching each other. More »
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Comment by vidmeister: Build one of these bad boys for Dolly Parton, and you could light up half of Cincinnati. more » | Other threads
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pillows
Boob Mousepads Become Boob Pillows
Some enterprising Japanese company has taken those Japanese mousepads with anime boobies on them and blown them up. Now pillow sized, the mousepad/pillows provide your hands with something to do while relaxing. It's probably a very nice neck and head rest as well. [AkibaOS via Kotaku]
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By Jason ChenComment by mach1andy: Or, if you want to get the American version, here they are:: [myspace.com] Lol! more » | Other threads
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By AddyDugdaleComment by VideoVampire: that is the greatest hybrid bottle opener/adult pacifier i have ever seen! more » | Other threads
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ineffective sweets
F Cup Cookies Promise That Their Fat Will Go Straight to Your Boobs
Ladies, are you self-conscious about your breasts? Do you think they need to be bigger to get you attention from guys, or at least from guys like Charlie White? Well, you could have expensive and gross breast implant surgery, or you could just grab some F Cup cookies from Japan. These sure-to-be-effective cookies apparently make your breasts bigger when you eat just two a day, while most cookies will just make your ass bigger. See a close-up of the box after the jump. More »
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By Adam Frucci
Comment by brickflow: st. mary must have had a fair number of these cookies!!! [beta.flowgram.com] more » | Other threads
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