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Expose Fake Boobs Using Only a Flashlight
The gals at Jezebel have stumbled onto the party trick of the decade: How to detect breast implants using only a flashlight. While it may not exactly be an entirely scientific method, it most definitely looks fun. More »Japanese Putting Bra Lets You Golf Into Lingerie
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Is this weird marketing campaign between Moko and Asus encouraging me to buy an EeePC or Calvin Klein undies? Or am I supposed to donate some shirts to these girls so they don't have to wear those tiny things? More »Vibrating Breast Enhancer Claims to Boost Your Mammaries
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You'll never guess what is revealed when you open this bra-shaped pudding packaging! Oh, wait, yes you will: boob pudding. More »Sports Illustrated Swimsuit App Is as Close As You'll Get to an Official iPhone Porn App
Kush Props Up Large Breasts For Comfortable Sleeping
Being unable to sleep because my boobs are too big is a problem I have never had. But I'm sympathetic, oh so sympathetic. More »Magic Massage Bra Enlarges Breasts
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Salma Hayek's MobileMe Account Hacked, No Nudie Pics Found (Sorry!)
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Have you ever had to decide between boobs or beer? With these edible beer-flavored Beer N' Boobs pasties, you'll never have to choose one over the other ever again. Yum. [Product Page via Nerd Approved]