"She was extremely lucky as the vehicle had slowed because of her behavior," Invercargill police inspector Olaf Jensen told the Associated Press, "She rolled up onto the bonnet (hood) and cracked the windscreen before she came down with some minor injuries and was taken to hospital."

Egged on by a group of friends, Cherelle was flashing motorists from the center island of a four-lane road. (Hat tip to Tintern!) [via MSNBC]

Yes, this ludicrous item consists of a green bra that transforms into a putting green, with the cups turning into holes. Sink a putt, and a speaker says "Nice shot!" There's also a skirt that turns into a flag that says "Be Quiet" on it, for keeping onlookers hushed while you golf next to a naked woman.

What I like about the whole getup is how practical it is. [Pink Tentacle via Tokyo Mango]

While according to studies done on pigs, the entire procedure was safe and caused no internal damage, I somehow wouldn't trust something as precious as my boobs to the Cup&Up. Line up for other procedures that worked in animals, but please just stick to wrapping bras around your breast. [Isreal21c via MedGadget]

This week, Gizmodo is exploring the enhanced human future in a segment we call This Cyborg Life. It's about what happens when we treat our body less as a sacred object and more as what it is: Nature's ultimate machine.

I just really need to know whether the voice over guy or the girl with the measuring tape are included with the purchase or sold separately.

There are dozens and dozens of pictures of tits and arses shamelessly pressed against copy machine glass over at Vice, but I've sifted through them to pick out some prime examples of office pornography and the nine corresponding basic lessons about life.

Now that I've shown you a few lessons found in this copy machine mischief, go see the rest of the photos at Vice. I want a report of what else you learn on my desk by tomorrow. [Vice — Thanks, Joel!]

Apparently, you wear it while sleeping and it magically molds your boobs to their round and perky potential. Interesting, but what they really need to make is a man bra that molds breast fat into something that looks like muscular pecs. [Tokyo Times]

In case the prospect of two "rock hard" breasts pouring ice cold liquor into your mouth isn't enticing enough, the pitch gets even better: "You can even spice up your Boob Ice Luge by adding LED Pucks..."

Splendid.

In case your frat is interested in a Boob Luge to call its own, the ice molds are available now for $25 a pop, or roughly $12.50 a boob. [DrinkingStuff via NerdApproved]

Seriously. What are they selling here? [moko via NetbookReviews - Thanks, Matt!]

$10.69 (plus $5.49 shipping) gets you two battery-powered inserts.

Features from the site:

* Quickly improve, firm and increase your bust.
* Electronic Breast Enhancer Enlargement Massager Vibration.
* Inserts Breast Massager into your bra and gently massage your breasts to against age and gravity to help your breasts healthy.
* Most women wear Electronic Breast Enhancer at home, initially, just a half hour per day and then as required by seeing the results.
* The soft vibration was enjoyable for the women who have trailed the bra insert, which is have a small battery powered device built into it. ( each piece only powered by a AG13 cell )
* Dimensions: 9.3 x 4 x 0.4cm
* Color: picture show
* Weight: 119.9g

[Uxsight via RedFerret]

There's no word on how Ice-T's trip to the Apple store went, though I think it would've had positive results if Coco tagged along.

Speaking of Coco. We really don't get enough of her in that clip, so let's watch an interview with her as Ice-T plays Xbox in the background:

(For those with innocent ears and eyes: heads up, this clip is a bit NSFW)

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Unfortunately, this doesn't appear to be F-Cup Pudding from Japan, which is designed to increase breast size. It's just regular old pudding that's shaped like breasts. Come on, Japan! You used to be such a source of innovation! Don't get lazy on us. [Danny Choo via Yuhmm via Fleshbot (NSFW)]

Sure, you have access to millions of pictures of scantily clad ladies via Safari, not to mention unclad ladies, but this is an app. An app, people! For $3 you get photos of 20 models and some bodypainting videos. I'm going to go ahead and guess that a Google search will bring up most of this content for free.

Here's the sad part: this is going to sell like hotcakes. [App Store Link via TechCrunch]

The Kush is basically a plastic peg that ladies with ample bosoms can place between their breasts to keep them propped up. $55 for such a basic device seems like total insanity to me but, again, I don't have boobs, so I don't know how valuable such an item may be to interested parties. [YouTube]

According to the company, this "micro-computerized, low-voltage, intensity adjustable" Magic Massage Bra will do all these things:

• Make breast up.
• Dredge breast glands.
• Eliminate blood stasis.
• Effectively prevent women from breasts diseases and flaccid
• Also can move fat and make a well-shaped figure.
• If use it often, you can have a sound sleep, immunity from disease and better internal
secretion.

Whatever all that pseudoscientific crap means, don't buy this snake oil. If you are a woman, get a magnetic bra or a bra booster instead and call the boyscouts for your breast massages. [Alibaba via Nerd Approved]

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Disney has decided to reassign these nipplecentric workers, making getting your boobs on screen a much easier affair at the theme park. See, the economic downturn does have a silver lining. [Wired via Boing Boing]

Maybe using the name of her biggest film's title and role to date ("Frida") as the answer to her security question wasn't the smartest choice, but luckily nothing the least bit incriminating has been found so far. And as much fun as it was to scour the internet for the chestiest pic of Salma we could find, we still don't approve of this kind of underhanded hackery.

Since this kind of hacking is so common, we suggest using a total non sequitur as an answer for the custom security question. For example, did you know that my favorite ice cream flavor is Brian Lam? [ElectronicPulp via Technologizer]

We're not sure where it is, or how easy it is to pick up a boob compared to something less arousing, but we're going to have Ashcraft win one of these and mail it to us. He wrote the book on Japanese Arcades; he should be able to fish a boob out of a box NO PROBLEM. [Buzzfeed via Fleshbot]

This DIY project involves sacrificing a musical toy and fitting its buttons within several layers of fabric and foam within a bra. (From our limited experience, the more layers of foam, the more striking the instruments become.) A battery around the bra's back clasp powers the speaker in the front.

Then, by poking at various spots on your partner's boobs, you can make beautiful music together. And don't let her complain about the noise. You're an artist. [Instructables via Slashgear]