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P3nnst8r
12/09/08

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I would so hook this up to a random Marvin Gaye song to play whenever this came in.

If I was a woman, of course.
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scarbrtj
12/09/08

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Just collect some cervical mucous (easier said than done I tell ya!) and spread it on a glass microscope slide... if, when it dries, it creates a "fern-shaped" pattern, your lady is fertile. And my text would read:

YO BABE +FERN... LETS FORNIC8.
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Migo
12/09/08

@scarbrtj:

I think you mean

YO BABE +FERN... LETS "FERN"IC8
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scarbrtj
12/09/08

@Migo: Behave!
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Monty
12/09/08

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There is a real opportunity here for the geek that can spoof this network.

"Gee, honey, I am not certain this thing works right because it sends me a fertile message every day."
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GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
12/09/08

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I used to just track it with X's on my calendar. It let me know when I should start saying "Yes Dear" more.
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Curves
12/09/08

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"Trying" to get pregnant is harder than it sounds. The only time its easy is whwn you DONT want to (ie-17 and in the back of a Chevy). Natures little joke on us.....
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Xeno
12/09/08

@Curves: I think it works like watching a pot boil. If you are watching and waiting it never seems to happen. As soon as you are not paying attention, bam! Hot water.
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TheSonOfKrypton
12/09/08

@Curves: Honest question here.....why? I'm just 25, but I've heard of older couples "trying" to conceive so often and I just don't get it.....Why is it so hard? I mean, the mans ejaculate still contains millions upon millions of sperm, does it not? And the female still has one primary oocyte per month undergoing meiosis I and then being kicked out of the ovaries, does she not? Why is this "so hard". Someone please explain.
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Curves
12/09/08

@TheSonOfKrypton: Unless you deal with fertility issues, there is no explaining it. Its super hard on an emotional and physical level. I hope you never deal with it, its very , very tough. Sorry I cant explain it better.
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Curves
12/09/08

@Xenocide: Yeah, I ended up doing it the old fashioned way, getting SMASHED at a party Thanksgiving weekend (several years ago, of course) then thinking I had the flu all that December. I am pleased to say it wasnt the flu at all.
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Ozzie's Secret Code Name: MisterWho
12/09/08

@Curves: Can we please refrain from using the terms hard or super hard.

But I get what you mean. My brother had a difficult time. My wife and I, on the other hand, tried once and bingo. I would have liked to keep trying for a couple more months though.
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Curves
12/09/08

@misterwho: lol, sorry. I was speaking from a womans point of view as well, but after 3 or 4 years of "trying", it takes the hot nasty fun out of sex and makes it work and all about scheduling. Foreplay was taking my temp, etc. You get the pic. Happy ending here though, and deep sorrow for those who are not as fortunate.
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Mr. Black
12/09/08

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Do they have a service for guys to notify them when it's "that time of the month"?
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GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
12/09/08

@Mr. Black @ Sanctuary93.com: I used to judge it by the amount of objects thrown at me.
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