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    Bad Decisions: Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler

    Rotgutonix Alcohol Tester Helps You Pick Your Poison

    ShotCarver Transforms Fruit Into Evil Booze Holder

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    Image of Zanzan42 Zanzan42
    08/31/09

    In reply to Bad Decisions: Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler
    I once drank a whole 700ML bottle. By then I was so numb I was able to follow it up with some straight Everclear.

    That was a good night. Mostly.
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    Image of Sea Chicken Sea Chicken
    08/31/09

    @Zanzan42: From what you can remember at least. From the pictures I've seen, the things you did to that goat are probably best left unsaid.
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    Image of Zanzan42 Zanzan42
    08/31/09

    @Sea Chicken: Ironically, that particular night had no gaps. The one time I ever passed out at a party, I woke up the next morning to find "My anus is ready" written in permanent marker on my lower back, compliments of my fraternity brothers.

    Luckily, this was before the World Wide Web, Facebook, MySpace, etc.

    Good times...
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    Image of Jeb_Hoge Jeb_Hoge
    08/31/09

    In reply to Bad Decisions: Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler
    Apparently Jager and root beer make for a great mixed drink.
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    Image of CaffiendCA CaffiendCA
    08/31/09

    In reply to Bad Decisions: Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler
    Jäger is like a psychotic girlfriend. Starts with an incredible buzz, ends with you on your knees.
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    Image of dirtybacon dirtybacon
    08/31/09

    In reply to Bad Decisions: Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler
    after many many experiences with Jager, I can barely read this article without getting queasy.
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    Image of FriarNurgle FriarNurgle
    08/31/09

    In reply to Bad Decisions: Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler
    "...a spigot that looks suitably impossible to properly sterilize"? I thought Jägermeister killed everything. It did a bang up job taking down my freshman year GPA, my relationship with my high school sweetheart, and about a decade of memory.
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    Image of TheGuinnessTooth TheGuinnessTooth
    08/31/09

    In reply to Bad Decisions: Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler
    This stuff will kill you if you aren't careful. Even after living in Germany for over a year the locals were able to get me shitfaced with this stuff whenever they felt like it.
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    Image of HurtsSoGood HurtsSoGood
    08/31/09

    @TheGuinnessTooth: They don't call it liquid Valium for nothing. The buzz you get from that stuff is legendary. Comfortably Numb doesn't begin to describe it.

    I remember being in a bar in Stuttgart on Christmas Eve. If you've never been there, let me tell you, the whole country shuts down tight at noon on 12/24, so it was nearly miraculous that I could find a bar still open in the afternoon. Inside, the bartender was serving up small beers for one mark (about 40 cents at the time), so I had a few of those. There were three old guys next to me at the bar playing Chicago (a dice game) for shots of Jaegermeister. One of them didn't want to come home to his wife with a Jaegermeister buzz, so he started pushing free shots of Jaeger my way. Needless to say, my wife was not too pleased when she got home from her job as a telephone operator (this was about 1985) and saw me sprawled on the bed stoned out of my gourd.

    Moral: You gotta both admire and respect Jaegermeister.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    08/31/09

    In reply to Bad Decisions: Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler
    The only proper receptacle for Jagermeister is the trash can.
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    Image of Chewmieser Chewmieser
    08/31/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Amen to that. One bottle of it takes me at least a month to consume, until I get fed up with it and throw it out...
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    Image of tomsomething tomsomething
    08/14/09

    In reply to Rotgutonix Alcohol Tester Helps You Pick Your Poison
    They should make a device that helps women see if their drink has been messed with.
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    Image of macpatrik macpatrik
    08/14/09

    @tomsomething: I mean if you had any suspition that your drink had been messed with, wouldn't you get a new one?
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    08/14/09

    In reply to Rotgutonix Alcohol Tester Helps You Pick Your Poison
    So where i need this to stick in:)?
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    08/14/09

    @Leito: Good news Everyone! Its a suppository.
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    Image of Will Bout Will Bout
    03/27/09

    In reply to ShotCarver Transforms Fruit Into Evil Booze Holder
    I wonder if this could help the young bachelor with no date tonight to have a good time....and i dont mean drinking....BAZZZing !!!
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/27/09

    @Will Bout: Wouldn't a nice, warm, fresh-baked apple pie be better for that?
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    Image of Con Seannery Con Seannery
    03/27/09

    In reply to ShotCarver Transforms Fruit Into Evil Booze Holder
    Does it work on MacBooks?
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/27/09

    @Con Seannery '09: Victory is near!: Yes, but you need two of these as all MacBooks are now dual core...
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/27/09

    In reply to ShotCarver Transforms Fruit Into Evil Booze Holder
    Hmm. Apple as vodka or bourbon delivery system.


    I approve.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    03/27/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Or Vodka and mint in a lime perhaps?
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    03/27/09

    In reply to ShotCarver Transforms Fruit Into Evil Booze Holder
    Apparently, this is just like any ordinary (and much cheaper) apple corer, right? You push it in, twisting a bit as you go and, voila, your apple has been reamed...er...cored!


    However, since you don't want to completely core the apple--remember, you want it to hold liquid so it needs the bottom to be intact--instead of plunging all the way through you stop it a little short, right? So, then...how does this also remove the still-firmly-attached plug you just made?

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    03/27/09

    @bosskev: I'm guessing it's larger than the standard coring unit. If I had to guess, towards the bottom, it might be divided into quarters. When you get to the desired depth, you grip the apple and twist using the t handle. This would break it off at the bottom of the cut and allow you to get the pieces out easy. I think.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    03/27/09

    In reply to ShotCarver Transforms Fruit Into Evil Booze Holder
    and then said apple can be fed to an unsuspecting young girl with the intention to knock her out. this gadget Evil Queen approved.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    03/27/09

    In reply to ShotCarver Transforms Fruit Into Evil Booze Holder
    If it could make an apple into a bong/pipe, I know someone who would be very interested.
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    03/27/09

    @Capt.Oblivious_GitEmSteveDave: Me?
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    Image of fanboy.took.my.star fanboy.took.my.star
    03/27/09

    @Capt.Oblivious_GitEmSteveDave: blarg!!! i just posted the same thing!!! i just didnt refresh the page before commenting... either way they gotta make like a curved metal thing wide enough to make a good passage in the right spot on the apple...coat hangars dont cut it...
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    03/27/09

    @urbanturban666: @bpapa9013 - Is now an ego maniac thanks to his new star ->: I was thinking more Charlize:
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