Chugulug Drinks Factory: If Rube Goldberg Were an Underage Girl You Wanted to Get Drunk

Any old idiot can use a shaker to mix his drink of choice, but it takes a supreme idiot to assemble and operate the Chugulug Drinks Factory. A series of interchangeable tubes connect a variety of specialized compartments (such as the Ice Chamber and Vortex Funnel) to mix and chill your dink through a 10-or-so step… » 11/15/08 11:15am 11/15/08 11:15am

Bar2D2, the R2-D2 of Failed Space Operas

Remember that time in Star Wars when R2-D2 shot out the lightsaber to Luke Skywalker? Yeah, well the only problem with that scene was that lightsabers don't freaking exist » 9/30/08 12:30pm 9/30/08 12:30pm. And until they do, robots of the future must be retrofitted with the next best thing—copious amounts of booze. (Which, as we see in this picture,…

Slot Machine Drink Dispenser Wins Memory Loss

Man has long been attempting to combine the destructive vices of gambling and alcohol. Now, with the $60 Slot Machine Drink Dispenser, our fuzzy dreams can become a reality. We can just pull the lever and watch as our favorite cocktail drops into a glass. Storing up to 1.5L of liquid at a time, it's a jackpot that… » 6/06/08 12:00pm 6/06/08 12:00pm