Chugulug Drinks Factory: If Rube Goldberg Were an Underage Girl You…

Any old idiot can use a shaker to mix his drink of choice, but it takes a supreme idiot to assemble and operate the Chugulug Drinks Factory. A series of interchangeable tubes connect a variety of specialized compartments (such as the Ice Chamber and Vortex Funnel) to mix and chill your dink through a 10-or-so step… » 11/15/08 11:15am 11/15/08 11:15am

Slot Machine Drink Dispenser Wins Memory Loss

Man has long been attempting to combine the destructive vices of gambling and alcohol. Now, with the $60 Slot Machine Drink Dispenser, our fuzzy dreams can become a reality. We can just pull the lever and watch as our favorite cocktail drops into a glass. Storing up to 1.5L of liquid at a time, it's a jackpot that… » 6/06/08 12:00pm 6/06/08 12:00pm