It's funny, the moments in your life that happen in slow motion. Like watching a $5000 camera with a $1700 lens bolted to it tumble onto concrete, followed by an ejaculation of glass.
OK, OK, a little late—we know. But this photog's holiday miracle is worth seeing. A lavish (and massively expensive) assemblage of tripods, cameras, lenses, and lighting, the "tree" will probably take you until Christmas 2045 to afford anyway.
A certain red-headed devil child we call Matt. But also, we've been mail renting lenses and high end gear we couldn't dream of affording from Borrowlenses.com.