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Crack Open a Synthehol With Classic Star Trek Bottle Opener

We can't imagine this bottle opener would have any use in the Star Trek universe (rudimentary hyper spanner, perhaps?), but here at home in 2008 anything that reeks of Trek and assists with inebriation is an indispensable tool. As you can see, the metal opener is all sorts of shiny, and is styled after the original Enterprise NCC-1701. The nacelles serve as leverage to help you crack open a Romulan Ale, Cardassian Ale, or just a plain ol' Budweiser. Expect this to hit store shelves at the end of June for about $23. [Red5]

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Shark Bottle Opener: Dangerous For Other Reasons


"Uh ohhh honey! He's gonna get you!"
"Oh, that stupid bottle opener again?"
"No! It's a shark. And it wants-"
"It wants you to drink less." More »

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Ring Thing: Portal to Nirvana

We're seeing more bottle openers passing through our news filter lately, and this budding phenomenon started a conversation about the quality of beer you'll find in bottles that need openers to extract their contents. Word has it that there is life beyond Budweiser, and here's just the discreet tool that will help you discover that new world: the Ring Thing Portable Bottle Opener ($7.99) that will keep the edges of the tables in your abode intact, and maybe a finger or two as well. More »