Your underwear can save your sperm. Or at least that's what Snowballs believes. What's Snowballs? A type of cooling underwear that basically uses ice packs for "scrotal cooling". Ball air conditioning, basically. It's for the kids.
Chilean company Monarch has developed new underwear that's made out of copper. And if that sounds uncomfortable, don't worry! It's totally not. Turns out copper can kill 99% of the bacteria and fungi that "naturally" develops down there.
Worried that your naughty bits will get damaged in an explosion? Then you need to go ahead and spend $95 on a pair of these brightly colored undies. They're lined with enough Aramid fabric and kevlar to keep things safe.
Kleargear, where apparently "geeks rule," is offering these keyboard boxers for a whole $3.50 off of the list price of $19.49. If that in any way entices you to purchase a pair of boxers covered in keys—the dark ones oh-so-cleverly spell out "computer geek"—then you should not be reading Gizmodo, you should be out…