Leave it to Brando to add one of the most obscene iPhone cases we've ever seen to its online catalog. If you love the iPhone 5's minimalist design, you're going to hate it. But if you love The Avengers, particularly Iron Man, you've just found your next iPhone case.

Unless you're some kind of prodigy who can solve one while juggling, making pancakes, and whistling Dixie, the Rubik's cube is already difficult enough. So why on earth would someone go and add a numbered, spinning dial to each side? That's just sadistic.

At first glance it's easy to dismiss this memo board alarm clock as being just another piece of technocrappery from Brando. But how often do you wake in the middle of the night with a brilliant idea you don't want to forget?

If you hang with a tech-minded crew, a high-end DSLR with a giant telephoto lens is definitely an object of lust and envy you're going to want to show off. And when Canon handed out those telephoto lens thermoses at the Olympics a few years ago, of course photographers and gadget aficionados went nuts over them. But…

In a "which came first, the chicken or the egg?" type paradox, this multifunctional smartphone accessory has mysterious origins. Did someone slap a backup battery on a mediocre Bluetooth keyboard as a redeeming feature, or was a Bluetooth keyboard added to a backup battery for added value and more incentive to carry it…

Desperately clinging to a product category that smartphones have all but wiped out, this tiny media player has its sights set on the iPod Shuffle. And it hopes to nip away at its market share with a killer feature—a built-in projector—that only succeeds in making this device even worse.

Don't have $300 to spend on Parrot's AR Drone that you'll most likely crash into a wall five minutes after take off? Consider Brando's minuscule alternative. You'll be sacrificing onboard video cameras and the ability to pilot it with your iPhone, but you'll be saving yourself $250.

You've probably seen remote controlled dart launchers all over the place, but this updated version transfers launch control from your PC to an iOS device using Bluetooth, letting you play Khrushchev by putting the launcher wherever you like.

Can you imagine the look on your co-worker's face when they discover you've swapped their regular mouse with this hi-larious giant alternative from crapfactory Brando? You'll be a pranking genius? Or a complete and utter fool for wasting $20 on this.

These USB ghosts are retro-tastically cute, illuminating and completely unlicensed, which is probably why I have the sneaking suspicion lawyers, somewhere, have already fired up whatever software they use to create legal docs.