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    In the Event of an Emergency, Place the Nearest Brassiere Over Your Nose and Mouth

    Man Bra Keeps Your Moobs In Check
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    Image of Twanzio Twanzio
    10/02/09

    In reply to In the Event of an Emergency, Place the Nearest Brassiere Over Your Nose and Mouth
    Film from tequila? Panda shit? Coca-cola spermicide? Bras used as gas masks?

    God, I love science.
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    Image of AlphaPepper AlphaPepper
    10/02/09

    In reply to In the Event of an Emergency, Place the Nearest Brassiere Over Your Nose and Mouth
    You want me to wear wha..hmmm..mmmff..mmrr..mmkay
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    Image of SigmundTheSeaMonster SigmundTheSeaMonster
    10/02/09

    In reply to In the Event of an Emergency, Place the Nearest Brassiere Over Your Nose and Mouth
    Hey, this one is paddedddd....can't....breath.....(plop)
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    Image of AlphaPepper AlphaPepper
    10/02/09

    In reply to In the Event of an Emergency, Place the Nearest Brassiere Over Your Nose and Mouth
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    Image of Jack Loftus Jack Loftus
    10/02/09

    @AlphaPepper: There she is. Thanks for the superior pic! Note to readers: This was just after her "live demo" started last night.
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    Image of Chip Skylark of Space Chip Skylark of Space
    10/02/09

    @AlphaPepper: looks like a stage act with Penn and Teller
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    Image of Curves Curves
    10/02/09

    In reply to In the Event of an Emergency, Place the Nearest Brassiere Over Your Nose and Mouth
    A new pick up line: "Lady take off your bra and give it to me-I need it as a gas mask. And jump up a down a few times to save yourself".
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    Image of Palmer74 Palmer74
    10/02/09

    @Curves: take off your bra and give it to me-I need it as a gas mask
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    10/02/09

    @Palmer74: Nice...
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    10/02/09

    @Curves: No need for the jumping. They come with two. We can share, can't we?
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    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    10/02/09

    @Curves: Better is: "Lady I need to bury my head in between your boobs to save myself"!!
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/02/09

    @Curves: And if she's not wearing a bra can her panties be substituted instead?
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/19/08

    In reply to Man Bra Keeps Your Moobs In Check
    Please keep in mind that most women look forward to the minute we walk in the door at night so we can take the damn thing OFF. If we think we have a reasonable chance of getting away with it, we take if off in the car on the way home.
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Man Bra Keeps Your Moobs In Check
    Considering the cup size, or lack thereof I don't think this is for men who have actual man boobs. It seems more like something for men who enjoy wearing womens underwear.


    Yep, after going to the site there appears to be a variety of lingerie for women and men....

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    Image of DoctorEcks DoctorEcks
    11/19/08

    In reply to Man Bra Keeps Your Moobs In Check
    .....summer nights.
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    11/19/08

    In reply to Man Bra Keeps Your Moobs In Check
    Sadly, 60 pounds/6 months ago, I could have actually used one of these. Indeed, I had better cleavage than most of the drag queens in my neighborhood--which, considering I live in San Francisco's Castro district, is saying a LOT. (Geez, just reminding myself of my body's previous sad condition is giving me the heebee-jeebees.) (minor involuntary shudder)


    But not anymore. With only about 5 pounds left to lose to get back to my ultimate goal--high school thinness--my moobies are completely gone. To which I say a heartfelt thankGAWD!

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    Image of Dearhaw Dearhaw
    11/19/08

    @bosskev:


    Care to share your secret? ;-)

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    11/19/08

    @Dearhaw: It is my own quite specific methodology based on low-fat, low-calorie intake coupled with the seemingly contradictory mantra "never hungry, never deprived". And it's true, not once in six months have I felt hungry or deprived. Nor have I really done any kind of exercise, yet I've been able to lose on average 10 pounds/month. What's even weirder is that, from a nutrition viewpoint, I've never eaten better.


    Since I am not aware of anyone else doing it the way I've been doing it, I've been thinking of writing up my experience and posting it on a blog. OTOH, to write it up properly would take a fair amount of time/effort, so, even though it would be a fun project for me, I'm not sure if it will happen.

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    Image of distortedloop distortedloop
    11/19/08

    @bosskev: If it's all you claim it to be, there is no doubt a book deal out there making it more than worth the fair amount of time and effort you say it would take.


    It would be interesting to see what things like your current % body fat and cholesterol, HA1C and other lab indicators say about your health.


    Congrats on the weight loss, though!

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    11/19/08

    @distortedloop: It is, all true, nothing to "sell" here. And, healthwise, while I don't have much in the way of objective numbers related to lab-measured indicators, I can say I haven't felt this good in 20-30 years. And I've got a daily chart of numbers recording weight, body fat %, skeletal muscle %, visceral fat level, resting metabolism and BMI. Those figures, for however accurate they are or are not, come from daily use of an Omron Body Composition Monitor with Scale.


    And, for the record, I'm not interested in a "book deal" or making money off the experience, however silly or improbable such an idea would be. If I were to write up what I've done/learned, it would be because enough people wanted the info. I just don't have the evidence that people do. Maybe some day.

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    Image of madog madog
    11/19/08

    In reply to Man Bra Keeps Your Moobs In Check
    Who are the ad wizards that came up with that one?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/19/08

    In reply to Man Bra Keeps Your Moobs In Check
    I think the best part is that the pictures always depict the person who needs it the least.
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    Image of snakepliskin snakepliskin
    11/19/08

    In reply to Man Bra Keeps Your Moobs In Check
    Says something when the guy in the ad isnt even wearing it.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/19/08

    @snakepliskin: He's too busy clutching and hiding his horrible moobs.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/19/08

    In reply to Man Bra Keeps Your Moobs In Check
    But really now...underwire? I'd like to see a guy explain that away at the metal detector.
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    Image of Name of Numbers Name of Numbers
    11/19/08

    @Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine: Underwire is usually plastic. But, man, I can just see the Arian godchild in the top picture stripping down in front of security to his pink frilly manties and pink satin bro.
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    Image of JEmlay JEmlay
    11/19/08

    @Bitstuff:
    Oh man, I can't believe I'm doing this.....


    Um, no, they are usually wire. However, they will not set off a metal detector. The tips are plastic, maybe that's what you've seen.


    As an only child with a single mother, I did the laundry. All her worn out bras had metal sticking out.


    As a married man with a wife who's knockers are friggen huge (oh yeah :) ) again, all her worn out bras have had metal sticking out and apparently they hurt "like a BITCH".

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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    11/19/08

    @JEmlay: On your wife's next birthday, buy her Spanx bra. She'll love you for it.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/19/08

    In reply to Man Bra Keeps Your Moobs In Check
    "The Bro!"


    "Manzierre!"

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    Image of Cordfucious of Tech Clan Cordfucious of Tech Clan
    11/19/08

    @Kaiser-Machead's Cookie-Powered LEGO Machine: that was classic Sienfield [sic]
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