<![CDATA[Gizmodo: Breakfast]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: Breakfast]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/breakfast http://gizmodo.com/tag/breakfast <![CDATA[ Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights ]]> Sure, Wilson, there is plenty of information out there today on flat toasters, but what about mattresses that look like toast? You didn't consider that, did you? Well, worry not, because I'm here to serve up this toasty, delectable looking 6' by 7' Inflatable Toast Mattress to top off our crispy brunch coverage for the day. Don't let the looks fool you though. Since this toast is made of rubber, not wheat, it is more for the sleepy, not the hungry. Sleeping with a knife and butter is optional but not recommended, since the Inflatable Toast Mattress retails for $170. [Archie McPhee via Fabulist]

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Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:00:00 EDT Jack Loftus http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=381874&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Kahva Coffee Maker Design Is Classy, Glassy ]]> Lina Fischer's coffee maker design is scrumptious and works rather like an espresso maker would, but is better looking (although less iconic than those little moka pots caffeine heads go bubbly over). It comes with its own induction-powered table station, but what really sets the Kahva apart from other coffee makers is what happens to the Joe when it's brewed.

kahva2.jpgAs the water heats, the rising air pressure makes it flow upwards from the glass water chamber into the metal brewing unit. Once the coffee is ready, take it off the heat and the coffee will return through a filter into the Kahva's glass bottom via a vacuum that has been created by the cooling of the coffee maker. To pour, simply turn the grip and let the coffee flow. [Yanko]

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Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:40:20 EDT AddyDugdale http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=371768&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Most Disgusting and Gross Tech Gear Gallery Ever ]]> Without a doubt, this has to be the most disgusting and gross tech gear photo gallery in the history of The Most Disgusting and Gross Tech Gear Photo Galleries. Ever. The vomit-inducing shot above, a pancake of beige, white and green mold with the Dell logo impressed on it, is just the aperitif. Honestly, I thought my hairy and gooey mouse was as grossirrific as it can get, but you people have proven me wrong. Full 26-photo gallery and the explanation of the crap above after the jump.

Dear Gizmodo,

A couple of years ago I helped my co-worker move her computer. After picking up her monitor, I was both repulsed and fascinated by what was growing underneath her Dell monitor. You can even see the logo "growth" (?). As you can see, this was no average dust bunny or coffee ring. Needless to say I had to take pictures to capture the moment before it got up and attacked us!

Enjoy!
From a long-time reader; first-time emailer
jam

We can only speculate what caused this. Probably a sugary coffee spill that got under the monitor base, with the Dell logo forming as the mold grew up.

You people are disgusting. Yet, somehow weirdly mesmerizing. I doubt anyone can best any of these, but what about cellphones, PDAs, laptops and other gadgets? Keep them coming to tips@gizmodo.com.

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Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:10:11 EST Jesus Diaz http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=364538&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Cure Your RSI with Eggs and a Side of Sausage ]]> Repetitive stress injuries are a dead serious issue people. And to help alleviate your pain, you need a serious solution. Fortunately, some compassionate soul has developed just such a solution in these sausage and egg themed wrist rests. In addition to their ergonomic benefits, these rests also remind you that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Available for around $18. [Product Page via TFTS via Uberreview]

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Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:20:10 EST Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=359366&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Quaker Oats Working on an Oatmeal-Making Alarm Clock ]]> brimleyalarm.jpgThe brilliant minds at Quaker Oats are currently hard at work on an alarm clock that'll prepare a steaming bowl of oatmeal for you just as it wakes you up. Containing an insulated milk container, a clock and a heater, it's got all the necessary equipment to make sure you stave off hunger with some hearty oats before work. Also, uh, diabeetus. That's all I've got; it's Friday afternoon, people, and I spent too much time on the retarded image you see to the left. Take what you can get. [Daily Record via Gadget Lab]

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Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:10:00 EST Adam Frucci http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=357206&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Taste Test: Starbucks Coffee in Tassimo Single-Serve Pods ]]> If you have a Tassimo single-serve coffee brewer and can't get enough of Starbucks coffee, now those little TDisc pods are available with four different varieties of Starbucks brew. Tassimo has teamed up with Starbucks to offer Breakfast Blend, House Blend, Caffé Verona and Africa Kitamu coffees in pod form. We went to our local Starbucks and got a steaming cup of Breakfast Blend coffee, while our comely assistant brewed up a cup of the same blend back at the office in this Braun Tassimo brewer. Let's do a taste test.


It's Not Cheap: An equal amount of this coffee at Starbucks will cost you $1.74, while these TDiscs are $9.29 for a pack of 12 single-serve pods, or $.77 each. However, you'll need to buy one of these single-serve Tassimo hot beverage systems made by Braun, which will cost you about $130 at Target. A bit of quick math tells us you'll need to drink 134 cups to make up the price difference.

Noisy: If you're going to be making coffee early in the morning before anyone else wakes up, this Tassimo brewer is as noisy as a motorcycle sitting outside your front door.

Easy: It's convenient. Pop in a pod, push a button and your coffee is ready in just a minute or two. Might be easier than driving to Starbucks and putting up with all those crowds of poseurs with their pseudo-hip herd behavior.

Taste Verdict: Excellent. The coffee brewed with this little TDisc tastes exactly the same as the coffee you'd get at Starbucks.

All this fuss about Starbucks, and we're not too crazy about its coffee, anyway. It's as strong as a shot of popskull, has a slightly burnt, bitter taste and is way overpriced, but if that's your jones, now you can perfectly reproduce all that at home. If someone could just figure out how to accurately and easily create a Starbucks Frappuccino à chez moi, then we'd be really stoked. [Tassimo]

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Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:15:00 EST Charlie White http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=336808&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Breakfast Bike Tray Spells Death Wish ]]> Eating while driving is inadvisable, but at least you have a bunch of "car" between you and the thing you hit. Not so when you're on a bicycle, which is why this BreakFast tray—which holds your breakfast AND has a slot for a cup—is probably a bad idea. Sure, if you can manage to balance yourself, pedal, chew and read a newspaper at the same time, then you might not kill yourself while using this BreakFast tray. But if you're like any of the bike riders we've seen around Giz HQ, you're just asking for a free ambulance ride (that you actually have to pay for later). [Produktdesign via Wired via Dvice]

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Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:00:29 EST Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=328610&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Batter Blaster Spews Canned Pancakes Like They're Easy Cheese ]]> batter-blaster-722705.jpgPancakes are a pain in the ass to make, but not any more with Batter Blaster. Just spray this organic pancake goo onto a hot skillet and your steamy breakfast is just a couple of minutes away, bacon not included. If you don't mind using Cheez Whiz Easy Cheese in its spray can, this looks like just about the same concept except it's pancake slime instead of orange cheesy crud. One problem we see right away, though, is there are just eight servings per can. You know how that goes with serving numbers on packages—if it says the package will serve 8, that's only true if seven people aren't eating. For an even easier battered breakfast experience, you could just skip all this canned goodness and pop a couple of Eggos in the toaster. [Batter Blaster, via Strange New Products]

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Fri, 26 Oct 2007 12:15:42 EDT Charlie White http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=315551&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ LCD Display Krups Toaster is Sleek and Makes Toast ]]>
Krups seems to have come up with the master-toaster's toaster. The TT6190 can do all kinds of everything to your buns, as well lighting up your kitchen and seducing your wife. For $60, what else can this baby do? There's a defrost option, which means no burnt corners and frozen center when you put your bread straight in from the freezer, and eight different toasting options—even bagels are catered for.

The brushed steel exterior is cool to the touch (why does that sound like something from Danielle Steele?) and there's a cancel button if you think you're giving your bread the wrong treatment. Oh, and there's no dicing with death as you stick the knife down the slot in search for that dwarf piece of toast, as there's a special high-lift toasting lever. My only complaint is that the TT6190 doesn't have four slots, because I'm a greedy girl who can woof eight slices in one sitting.

Krups lands either a toaster or UFO in your kitchen [Sci-Fi Tech]

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Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:07:23 EDT AddyDugdale http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=274146&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Breakfix Cereal Dispenser ]]> breakfix.pngThis is another one of the great gadgets offered by the folks at Skymall. It's a device that dispenses a perfected portioned bowl of cereal every time. No longer will you have to deal with that box of cereal and keeping the bag sealed with clips and whatnot. Just load up the Breakfix with your cereal of choice and it can dispense a bowl's worth with a simple push of a button. It operates off of batteries, which baffles me because aren't devices like this supposed to be all mechanical? Oh well, no more Lucky Charms overdoses for me! Video demonstration after the jump. $80.

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Thu, 24 May 2007 18:40:05 EDT Travis Hudson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=263403&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Dog Beats Man at Wii Tennis ]]> We're not sure how "real" this video is, but if taken at face value, it's a dog beating a stoner-looking dude at Wii Tennis. Our guess? They probably rigged up one of those fake dog arms (like the fake cat paws) and strapped a Wiimote to it. Otherwise, this is the smartest dog we've seen since our buddy's college girlfriend.

The Amazing Nintendo Wii-Playing Dog? [TecheBlog]

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Thu, 10 May 2007 18:30:46 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=259469&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ The Keyboard Waffle Iron ]]> Because breakfast isn't nerdy enough, I present to you the Keyboard Waffle Iron. There's really nothing else to be said about this wonder of modern technology, but I invite you to make your best keyboard/waffle puns in comments. Come on, let's see what you've got.

Chris Dimino [via Treehugger]

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Wed, 02 May 2007 16:20:00 EDT Adam Frucci http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=257153&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ NeuroSky Gamer Headset Reads Brain Waves ]]>

A US company has come up with a headset that reads your brainwaves—and they plan on marketing it to gamers. NeuroSky's prototype measures a person's baseline brain-wave activity, including signals that relate to concentration, relaxation and anxiety. So, if you're playing Tiger Woods PGA Tour and you lose concentration, you could find your shot buried in the rough if you fail to keep your Zen-like concentration.

The company has already developed a version based on Star Wars. Don the Darth Vader helmet, which contains a sensor that reads the brain's signals and, if you concentrate, your lightsaber remains illuminated. Start thinking about your girlfriend dressed as Princess Leia, with Danish Pastries over her—oops—and you lose the Force, Luke. The headset is expected to go into production later this year and could cost as little as $20.

[Yahoo via The Raw Feed]

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Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:03:40 EDT Addy Dugdale http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=256324&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Automated Waffle Machine: An Important Part of a Pee-Wee Breakfast ]]> Maybe it's the Rube Goldberg fan in me, but I always prefer complicated devices to simple solutions—at least with my embedded flash videos.

Here is a fully mostly automated waffle machine. It's powered by a 4 liter valve pressure system and the occasional low-powered nudge.

If your co-worker/cohabitants don't know what a dork you are (impossible), you might want to turn down the audio. Because there is some serious geek giggling going on.


Automatic Waffle-Machine - Click here for the most popular videos
Told you.


Fully Automated Waffle Machine
[via digg]

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Sun, 11 Mar 2007 18:05:58 EDT Mark Wilson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=243294&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Breakfast Art Toaster Warms Your Soul ]]> Fresh off our Toaster Deathmatch 2K6, we bring you this Breakfast-Art Image Toaster. Sure, it looks like any old toaster you could get as a wedding present (and then promptly return for booze money), but this one draws things on your toast!

Four separate image designs—a sun, a cup of coffee, a smiley face or a birthday cake. You know what? As jaded as we've become over cutesy gadgets, this thing's pretty great. We're buying these as gifts for everybody this Xmas.

Product Page [Brookstone via Coolest Gadgets]

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Thu, 30 Nov 2006 21:45:56 EST Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=218495&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Omelet/Egg Poacher Pan ]]> omeleteggpoacherpan.jpg

Got the game to get someone to come home with you, but not the skills to seal the deal by making them breakfast in the morning? This double compartment hinged non-stick pan makes omelet folding a no-brainer (Wolfgang Puck has a nice recipe to get you started), and the three cup insert makes it just as easy to poach eggs.

Omelet/Egg Poacher Pan] [The Home Marketplace, via Kitchen Contraptions]

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Wed, 26 Apr 2006 19:24:33 EDT gizmodo.com http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=169863&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Toast Soldier Cutting Machine (??) ]]> ntoast14.jpgIt seems as though the European electronics job market is a little weak. Mike Minton, an electronics engineer turned entrepreneur has made a nice little invention to assist him in creating toast soldiers. What the hell is a toast soldier you ask? It's okay I had to research it too, a toast soldier is a slab of toast that is dunked into a soft-boiled egg. Minton was sick of the time consuming process of manually cutting the toast. Minton's perfect soldier cutter cuts each piece of toast into 22mm even width strips of toasted goodness. Look for Sony's knock-off ToastMan with proprietary ToastItUpGood technology.

Boiled egg fan finds the way to make perfect toast soldiers [Telegraph]

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Mon, 17 Oct 2005 13:38:43 EDT Travis Hudson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=131356&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Breakfast Tech: A World With No Plastic ]]>

Vince here. As I awoke this morning for the daily Gizmodo grind, I looked in the fridge for something to eat for breakfast. Some Apple-Cinnamon Dannon Yogurt caught my eye so I snatched it up so I could consume it as fast as humanly possible. I noticed a cute message on top of the foil lid as I was opening the yogurt: "WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH 3.6 MILLION POUNDS OF PLASTIC?" That got me thinking and I decided what I would indeed do with all that plastic. I think I'd donate 1 million pounds to Fischer Price so that they could increase R&D in their Power Wheels sector. I don't know about you, but when it comes to a good time, nothing says "I rule and you don't" more than Power Wheels. So what about the other 2.6 million pounds of plastic? I wrote Dannon about my concern for this issue. I voiced that 2.6 million pounds of plastic could indeed build a huge dildo but that would not be a justified cause. Eventually I realized that I had been standing in my underwear for 15 minutes in the kitchen reciting this out loud and the yogurt was getting warm. I shook my head in disgust knowing that the 3.6 million pounds of plastic would in fact NOT be going to dildo manufacturing. What a shame. Let us know what you'd do with the 3.6 million pounds of plastic in the comments because Dannon thinks that helping kids out by using it for toys is a good idea. If only they knew.

Dannon Product Page [Dannon]

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Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:35:48 EDT gizmodo.com http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=131355&view=rss&microfeed=true