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smirkette
11/12/09

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Everyone wants what they don't have. Well, maybe except for guys with moobs. #stemcells
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Kaiser-Machead
11/13/09

@smirkette: No I do believe these are some of those things you want whether or not you already have them. #stemcells
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smirkette
11/13/09

@Kaiser-Machead: Nope, sorry Kaiser-Machead. This one time, you're not spot-on. I'd explain, only I'm pretty sure what kinds of responses it would generate.

However, this could be awesome for breast cancer survivors. #stemcells
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Kaiser-Machead
11/13/09

@smirkette: Well I think we can both agree that moobs are bad. Seriously, they have no redeeming qualities. #stemcells
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elvisml2
11/12/09

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Coco...not so natural. #stemcells
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Duckspwn
11/12/09

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It still wouldn't be natural... if you twist the meaning of the word, sure, it is natural in the sense that it is real tissue growing, but the tissue that is growing was put there through unnatural means. That's my take on things at least. They would feel and look natural, but yet they would be fundamentally unnatural. I think. I'm just rambling now, so I'll stop. #stemcells
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Daver73
11/12/09

@Duckspwn: If someone uses steroids to build muscle, is the muscle real or artificial? #stemcells
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Duckspwn
11/12/09

@Daver73: Real. But gained through artificial means. That's what I was trying to say above. Steroids are an unnatural way of making something natural. #stemcells
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Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo
11/12/09

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Double D-oxyribonucleic acid #stemcells
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The Lab
11/12/09

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Neopec is a nice name but I would have gone with TattyTech or Melonium Pharma or Hooternomics or Funbags LLC or Jugzyme or BioBazookas or Advanced Airbags or Bristol Milkshakes Squibb.... #stemcells
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jessedybka
11/12/09

@The Lab: I would like to invest in all of your make-belief companies, sir. #stemcells
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The Lab
11/12/09

@jessedybka: We are not currently listed on NASDAQ but you can make an investment with our PayPal over there. She's wearing the thong. #stemcells
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Nathan Obbards
11/12/09

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If I look at that pic out of the corner of my eye, I'm pretty sure I can see nip. #stemcells
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Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
11/12/09

@Nathan Obbards: I actually scrolled back up to try it out.

*steps on your foot* #stemcells
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esteorivepot
11/12/09

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I think at that point it is no different that reconstructive surgery. Image all the cancer survivor that could benefit from getting their breasts back.
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Nathan Obbards
11/12/09

@esteorivepot: Shh, you're being too serious and squashing our dreams of DDs for everyone. Now that's a universal healthcare America would love to get its hands on. #stemcells
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npd33
11/12/09

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this is amazingly beneficial to those who need it, but severely detrimental to the various portions of our culture and society that deal with image and self-image.

like plastic surgery... its expensive. So the wealthy become younger, more beautiful, more "endowed". And those who can't afford it are simply left to deal with the way they look.

I'm not sure how I feel about cosmetic surgery thats not reconstructive or medically necessary, but this leaves me feeling sour.
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Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
11/12/09

@npd33: In my experience, the people that have gone through those type of surgeries are not necessarily rich. Rather, their priorities are a bit perverted.
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Jux
11/12/09

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Toss in a few pictures of Aimee and you'd have 500 comments by midnight.

Damn, this place has been like a junior high lately with all of the leg humping. Great feature series, but ... damn. #stemcells
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Nathan Obbards
11/12/09

@Jux: Dude...so not cool. Aimee and leg humping in the same post. You know what I'm talking about. #stemcells
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iKhaos
11/12/09

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You know, because boobs are what Earth revolves around. #stemcells
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Duckspwn
11/12/09

@iKhaos: That was a popular theory until just a few months ago, when a team of scientists made this remarkable discovery. It turns out that the boobs are not outside, but inside. Yep, I just blew your mind. #stemcells
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Nathan Obbards
11/12/09

@Duckspwn: Boobs spin my world right round, right round... #stemcells
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dmart
11/12/09

@Duckspwn: so THAT explains gravity... #stemcells
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Duckspwn
11/12/09

@dmart: That is the current theory; however, many critics of this theory question why women and inanimate objects are also attracted to this boob induced gravity like men are. Logically, only men should be influenced. However, supporters of this theory state that since the boobs are massive and epic, they obviously draw everything towards them, like a weaker but much more amazing black hole. #stemcells
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dmart
11/12/09

@Duckspwn: well i've heard boobs only have a positive attractive force on all things around it. This is why even little babies like boobs. As it turns at the force of boobs on other objects has a inverse square proportionality, so the Force of boob on object = k00/r^2 where r is the distance between the two objects, k is the bra size, and the 0's are the circumference of each boob, the 0's are not necessarily equal to eachother.
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aprather
11/12/09

@Duckspwn: Is it weird and/or creepy that I know thats Salma Hayek? #stemcells
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Duckspwn
11/12/09

@aprather: No sir! It's actually impressive. All men should experience the glorious boobage that is Salma Hayek at least once in their lifetime. You are one of the enlightened, and for that, you get a heartclick. #stemcells
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Duckspwn
11/12/09

@dmart: Physics! <3 #stemcells
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yuriythebest3
11/12/09

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awesome!!!!! I support this #stemcells
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Nathan Obbards
11/12/09

@yuriythebest3: Me too! #stemcells
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11/12/09

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All I read was the title.

where do I send my money? #stemcells
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