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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    Oh boy, I'm glad I waited until I got home to open this one up. I'm going to need a beer or ten to get over the thought of this. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    What does a meat throwing sling has to do with
    Wait a minute... #surgicallyimplantedbra
     Reply
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    Image of Margatron Margatron
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    I respectfully exempt myself from this debate, having small enough breasts that wearing a bra is solely for covering cold nipples and not for any supportive purposes.

    I consequently support the manufacture of thicker (but silky on the inside) shirts for women. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of newgalactic newgalactic
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    Wow, the bra-burning generation must be dead. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    I think some things simply cant be improved on by technology. Nature made them perfectly to nurture and entice and outside of intervention of a medical necessity, if it aint broke, dont fix it. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of met2art met2art
    11/10/09

    @Curves: Exactly! Not to mention, these straps are gonna be very tricky to undo, fumbling around in the dark....

    Wait... what? #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of jayhawk11 is not a fan of smallpox. jayhawk11 is not a fan of smallpox.
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    Looks like she has Cheez Whiz in her chest cavity. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Nintenboy01 Nintenboy01
    11/10/09

    @jayhawk11 is the Governor of NJ: That's what boob fat looks like. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    11/10/09

    @Nintenboy01: And yes, still remarkably similar to cheez whiz. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Nick Nick
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    I cannot fathom why someone would surgically shove a silicon bra into her body.

    i cannot sit idly by as this sexism stands uncorrected.

    I cannot fathom why someone would surgically shove a silicon bra into her or his body.

    i feel better, now. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/10/09

    @Nick: Touche. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    "I cannot fathom why someone would surgically shove a silicon bra into her body. "

    For mostly the same reasons they get any number of other cosmetic procedures. To look better, feel better and beat back that vise like death-grip of aging we all eventually succumb to.. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/10/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: NEVER!
    *chugs botoxade* #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    11/10/09


    @Kaiser-Machead: Botoxade! #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of met2art met2art
    11/10/09


    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: It's a subtle difference, but...

    #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of thePrototype thePrototype
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon
    I am confused how this is better than standard breast implants? #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/10/09

    @thePrototype: It lifts and separates.

    But really, it's meant to shape and support current assets rather than augmenting them. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/10/09

    @Rosa Golijan: Isn't that the definition of augmenting? #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/10/09

    @Lite: The primary definition of "augment" is "to increase in size"
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    11/10/09

    @Rosa Golijan: I would tend to agree, but providing lift and support tends to alter shape, and as such make them appear larger.

    And, probably not much longer until that support also comes with the ability to insert saline/silicon to act as a sort of internal push-up bra. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of Rosa Golijan Rosa Golijan
    11/10/09

    @Lite: True, but the initial concept doesn't actually add to the size of the breast aside from the visual effect that comes from the lift. #surgicallyimplantedbra
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    Image of 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons
    01/20/09

    In reply to This Japanese Bust Roller Is Surely an Effective, Painless Device (NSFW)
    Does this smooth out the bumps and lumps on breasts with implants? Not that I have any, no siree. I am just saying some are kinda jacked up and might need a good smoothing and tenderizing.


    You know, to really make this post NSFW we could admit that during uhm arousal, a woman's breasts may increase up to a cup size or more. Maybe it works like that??

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/20/09

    In reply to This Japanese Bust Roller Is Surely an Effective, Painless Device (NSFW)
    @Curves: Just remember not all women are blessed like you. Many of your B cupped bretheren would be open to giving this device, and others of its ilk a fair shake, or roll in this case...


    *

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    Image of jbrecken jbrecken
    01/20/09

    @Jrsy is the dude, now with 2/3rds less Dude: The brethren with B-cups generally don't want to make them bigger. That should be "sistren" or something.
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    01/20/09

    @jbrecken: I suppose I could have went with sisterhood but it just didn't have the right symmetry...
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/20/09

    In reply to This Japanese Bust Roller Is Surely an Effective, Painless Device (NSFW)
    The only things I am rolling are my eyes.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/20/09

    @Curves: Tease /eye fetishist
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    01/20/09

    @Curves: Be careful! That's not how it was designed to be used!
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    Image of Curves Curves
    01/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: An eye fetish woudlnt surprise me, though I know none personally. I have heard of every other kind, so why not eyes.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    01/20/09

    @Curves: Apparently it exists, but what a boringly SFW Google search it turned out to be.
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    01/20/09

    In reply to This Japanese Bust Roller Is Surely an Effective, Painless Device (NSFW)
    Why does this look like the breast version of a Garden Weasel?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    01/20/09

    In reply to This Japanese Bust Roller Is Surely an Effective, Painless Device (NSFW)
    Hands are free, and are effective. I don't know if hands will do what this thing claims to do, but I know hands are better.
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    Image of 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons
    01/20/09

    Why is this NSFW? I dared a look and do not see anything really alarming...it looks like a dough kneeder.
    @Kaiser-Machead: yes sir..much better
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    Image of Reil: Save Stars, Save Peach Reil: Save Stars, Save Peach
    01/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Everyone talks about hands-free stuff. Hands-free headsets and all such nonsense. Why don't I ever get any free hands in my stuff?
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    Image of IN THE FACE! IN THE FACE!
    01/20/09

    @1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons: A dough-kneeder with breasts in the background of it packaging, but yeah either way I think the NSFW tag was unjustified...
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    01/20/09

    @Reil: Maybe if you asked really nicely someone may help you out....
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