Gizmodo: breast

Cup&Up Surgically Implanted Bras Won't Affect Lingerie Sales Any Time Soon

Rosa Golijan — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:40:00 EST

I cannot fathom why someone would surgically shove a silicon bra into her body. Sure, your breast will look perfectly shaped and perky even once clothes come off, but you'll also have bra straps going through your muscles and ribs.

While according to studies done on pigs, the entire procedure was safe and caused no internal damage, I somehow wouldn't trust something as precious as my boobs to the Cup&Up. Line up for other procedures that worked in animals, but please just stick to wrapping bras around your breast. [Isreal21c via MedGadget]

This week, Gizmodo is exploring the enhanced human future in a segment we call This Cyborg Life. It's about what happens when we treat our body less as a sacred object and more as what it is: Nature's ultimate machine.

This Japanese Bust Roller Is Surely an Effective, Painless Device (NSFW)

Mark Wilson — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 18:00:00 EST

Much like the search for El Dorado, the quest for perfect breasts has driven man around the globe. Today, it brings us to Japan. Again.

From what we can make of the photo, this four-wheeled "Bust Roller" promises either an increase in lift and size, or a that a high pressure system will pass across your bosom.

Either way, it sounds like an interesting proposition only because it involves breasts. I have the distinct feeling that this same gadget is sold as a mundane meat tenderizer elsewhere in the world—a task which it fulfills dutifully. [Tokyo Times]

Buddha Lucky Palm Breast Massager

Jason Chen — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:00:23 EDT

Oh Japan! Why must you take something so pleasurable—massaging breasts—and devise a mechanical substitute for doing it yourself? And not only that, paint it gold, call it "Lucky Palm", and plaster a Buddha on the side? That's right, it's a Lucky Palm Breast Massager, straight from Japan, powered by AA batteries. As someone who studied a bit of Buddhism, I can say that Siddhartha would probably approve (he was real letch). When he was around, no lady's middle road was safe. [e-nls - Thanks Captain Japan!]

DIY Breast-Shaped Stress Reliever

Jason Chen — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:45:34 EST

If you're picturing a boob when you're squeezing a regular squishy stress reliever anyway, why not just cut out the illusion and make one actually shaped like a boob? This Instructables post shows you how in 12 easy steps, provided you have the prerequisites first (a woman that will let you use her boob as a mold). The creator says this:

Noticing that my breasts provide a source of comfort for my partner, I decided to take matters into my own hands and make him a personalized version of a classic erotic novelty: a squishy boob-shaped stress relief toy, modeled after one of my very own. Maybe now he'll leave me alone so I can get important things done.

[Instructables via Fleshbot]

Fight Breast Cancer With Three Pink Gadgets

Jason Chen — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 18:45:44 EDT

On account of October being the official Breast Cancer Awareness month, here are three gadgets you can purchase to help the cause. The 6GB USB Seagate HD, the Pioneer Inno, and Sanyo 3100. They're all pink, and all go great with your pink PSP, pink PS2, and Pink albums. Do your part to squeeze out boob cancer! – Jason Chen

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Hong Kong Breast Cancer Awareness Mousepad

Jason Chen — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 21:00:24 EDT

An breast cancer organization in Hong Kong is placing these mousepads in internet cafes all over the city to remind people to examine themselves regularly. Great idea, but a little risque for the US.

Now I can decide which mousepad I'd rather use, this one or the Busty Racing Girl mousepad from Korea. – Jason Chen

Breast Cancer Hong Kong: Breast Mouse Pad [Ads of the world via Slashgear]