I could see this as a serious safety hazard...I mean, boobies are distracting enough as it is, but VIBRATING boobies?? The frequency of dudes walking into lampposts/manholes/traffic has just been increased by 1000%...
Penn and Teller had a good Bullshit show regarding these ridiculous products (penis and breast enlargement products, a multi million dollar industry). Basically, none of the stimulation / meditation / pills / swimming with the dolphins stuff actually works.
Either live with what you have (like Curves, though I get the feeling she was somewhat genetically gifted), or go get some good old fashioned surgery.
@thePrototype: OR they could just realize that the true measure of a woman is not the size of her breasts, but the size of the heart that beats beneath them.
@Curves: Yes, I agree... the true measure of a woman is not the size of her breasts... its the shape!
The idea of handling a women's heart with all that blood is kinda gross. Sounds like you've been watching to much True Blood.
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'trailed the bra insert'... does this mean dragging it along?
I think we need to have Curves product test this and give us before, during and after shots to see how well it is working.
@TheCapt: No, Thank you! What if, by some very remote chance, this product actually works? I would so screwed then!
OK , maybe screwed isnt the ideal word choice, but you know what I mean.
Why has nobody asked the obvious, preliminary question:
Why do you need your phone with you when you run AT ALL? I'd understand if it was for music, but with the screen so inaccessible, I wonder? And besides, an apple shuffle is like... 40 bucks, and it's basically the perfect workout music player. Why not just invest a few bucks in one of those and then annihilate this whole problem of storing/boobs/sweat damage/dropping entirely?
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Either live with what you have (like Curves, though I get the feeling she was somewhat genetically gifted), or go get some good old fashioned surgery.
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The idea of handling a women's heart with all that blood is kinda gross. Sounds like you've been watching to much True Blood.
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I think we need to have Curves product test this and give us before, during and after shots to see how well it is working.
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OK , maybe screwed isnt the ideal word choice, but you know what I mean.
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Why do you need your phone with you when you run AT ALL? I'd understand if it was for music, but with the screen so inaccessible, I wonder? And besides, an apple shuffle is like... 40 bucks, and it's basically the perfect workout music player. Why not just invest a few bucks in one of those and then annihilate this whole problem of storing/boobs/sweat damage/dropping entirely?