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I can think of a few ways... #skymall
11/15/09
"Look honey! This cool jug adds oxygen to water! we really don't get enough clean oxygen from our air you know."
As you can imagine, a hundred thoughts ran through my head. Thoughts like "Oxygen is already a main constituent of water" and "Oxygen goes in the lungs, Water goes in the stomach" and "you are an idiot."
Before I could point any of these out a woman changed her baby's diaper right then and there in the seat directly in front of me, not realizing the bathroom had changing tables, and I found myself craving a nice cool glass of oxygen.
Ah, delicious irony. #skymall
11/15/09
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Comfort is irrelevant! Memory Foam is Irrelevant! We will add your technological Brightfeet lighted footwear enhancements to our own!
Your "Stop 'n' Go" sensor LED's will adapt to service...US. #skymall
11/15/09
...uh, if that was my name, I'd be trying to avoid putting that on pretty much anything. #skymall
11/15/09
It's a futuristic brainwave analyzer.
It's a futuristic remote control for unmanned drone or other unmanned military vehicle.
It's a futuristic VR sex machine.
It's a futuristic smartphone/wearable computer with a front projected HUD that only the wearer can see (especially useful on those tight effects budgets).
The list goes on...
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11/14/09
"Equipped with revolutionary technology built right into the fabric, obtaining proper posture couldn't be easier; microfilaments in the back and shoulder area of the shirt sense incorrect posture and a small Activation Disc concealed in a pocket within the shirt produces a gentle and silent vibration when slouching occurs. As soon as proper posture is restored, the posture aid signal stops." #skymall
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@dingus: [increasebuttsize.com] #skymall