Gizmodo: britney spears

Microphone Check: Britney Spears' P*ssy Hangs Out, Claims Britney (NSFW)

Jesus Diaz — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 13:59:59 EDT

Sometimes technology gets the best out of you, specially when your clothes already got the best out of you. With a flip-flap noise. Listen to Britney Spears closely during this video's last few seconds:

"OK, my pussy's hanging out!!!"

Oh you classy girl you! Apparently, someone in the control room forgot to turn off her microphone as she was going down to change her clothes. You can leave your Beavis and Butthead comments after the beep. [Britney Spears Blackout]

Nokia 5800 XpressMusic Abused by Britney Spears in New Video

Dan Nosowitz — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 12:30:00 EDT

Thanks to about a million tips, I've been forced to sit through the new Britney Spears music video for "Womanizer" because the flashy Nokia 5800 XpressMusic 'Tube' makes an appearance. The phone is used to take a picture of a ridiculously be-wigged Britney before she violently attacks the photographer and slams his face into a photocopier, sending the poor phone flying. But that's not the end of the technology in the video!

I won't get into any depth on the song, because this is Gizmodo and when a song only has two words and both of them are "womanizer," it's tough to glean any gadget connection. But the Nokia first makes an appearance at breakfast, when Britney's antagonist checks his calendar to see what kind of womanizing he'll get up to today.
It's pretty obvious product placement when the words "Nokia" glimmer for no reason, but I was too distracted by what he was eating to care:
Okay, a square egg is easy, you can just cut the white into whatever shape you want. But the YOLK is square too! Britney should stop singing and open a restaurant, because that's goddamn amazing. Luckily, all this happens in the first minute so you don't need to sit through the awful inane screeching for too long. [- Thanks, everyone who sent this in]

Britney Spears Shows Off Her Plastic Hot Pocket

Sean Fallon — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:00:19 EST

If you think that you saw the last of Britney's finely shorn beef garage —think again. Fortunately for us, we only have to endure a tiny plastic version this time around. Indeed, someone had the good taste to develop an action figure immortalizing Britney's recent underwear mishaps for posterity. If you would like to add this fine product to your collection (and I know you do), it can be had for a mere $39.95. [Product Page]

Gizmodo How To: Recreate Britney's Head-Shaving Weekend Meltdown

Brian Lam — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 15:04:11 EST

In case you missed the tabloids this weekend, Britney Spear committed the most pathetic of self mutilation acts, the spontaneous, emotionally-driven head shaving, quickly followed up with a bit of tattoo parlor action. Here's the right combination of gadgetry so you can meltdown just like America's favorite fallen idol.

Wahl "Balder" Ultra-Close Haircut Kit
Wahl's 26 piece hair clipper piece holds the number one spot on Amazon, but this set of trimmers is endowed with an overbite that gets your fades and flat tops so close you can feel the heat of the metal teeth nuzzling into your flesh. The gold trim honors Britney's trailer-lifestyle heritage. Yee Haw!

IdealSalon's All-In-One Tattoo Kit
Includes a Tattoo gun, a rainbow of ink, a foot pedal, 4 stainless steel tips, 5 disposable tips for your skeezy friends, and an aluminum case anodized in black. That's easily enough gear and ink to xerox yourself wrist and hip with the lips, and jesus-cross Britney has.–Brian Lam

Wahl 79111-100 Balder Ultra-Close Haircut Kit [Amazon]
Tattoo Kit [Amazon]

Divorced By SMS: The Exact Moment K-Fed Gets Britney's Text Message Caught On Video

Jason Chen — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 20:30:37 EST

This video apparently shows the exact moment that Kevin Federline gets the SMS from Britney telling them that it's over. According to the video, cameras were following him around the entire day in order to conduct an interview, part of which was him gushing about his wife and kids.

At about 1:46, you can see as K-Fed's soul gets crushed as Brit-Brit drops the text-bomb on him via Sidekick—that is a Sidekick, right? Being divorced over the phone, wow. The Federlines truly ~~are~~ were America's royalty. – Jason Chen

Video [YouTube via Digg]