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    10/30/08

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    10/30/08

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    Best Gizmodo post and thread.
    Ever.
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    10/30/08

    @mrtallbones: Agreed.

    Great reading here, and good for a few larfs, which is exactly what I need right now. :)
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    10/30/08

    In reply to Broomstick Bike Is Perfect Vehicle for Wannabe Witches
    Did you dudes know the witches on broomsticks thing came about because some lonely, single women, at one time, were found using brooms for masturbating, possibly with herbal concoctions (potions) to enhance the experience?


    That's your sexy-time-fun-fact for the day.

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    10/30/08

    @bobdobbs: No matter how great of an image that puts into my mind, a quick googling reveals different:


    [www.pantheon.org]

    "Take the old broom, for instance. A witch never really rode it through the air, of course. Where did this bizarre story come from?


    The answer is surprisingly simple. Witches used long, dark wooden poles to perform a special fertility dance. They rode the pole as if it was a hobbyhorse, and jumped as high into the air as possible. They believed that the higher they jumped, the better the crops could grow. Sometimes they "rode" the poles to their nightly gatherings, jumping up and down all the way."

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    10/30/08

    @auslander: Sounds like the same exact thing to me.
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    10/30/08

    @auslander: We can have a google-fight, if you want.


    [bxrrebellion.blogspot.com]

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    10/30/08

    @bobdobbs: I am a neat freak, and single, but not once has my broom appealed to me in THAT way.
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    10/30/08

    @bobdobbs: They weren't masterbating. They were multitasking, sweeping the floor while engaged in other tasks with their hands..
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    10/30/08

    @Curves: Yeah but at least it's already domesticated...
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    10/30/08

    @Curves: BTW, good to see you up and about and feeling better..
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    10/30/08

    @bobdobbs: I'm all about the google fight. I raise you wikipedia:


    [en.wikipedia.org]


    The generally accepted theory about the origins of witches and flying with their brooms is based in a ritual involving a psychoactive drug trip. The witches would prepare a flying ointment to aid them in their journey. There are many recipes for this ointment all having a base of either Atropa belladonna or Mandragora officinarum, both highly psychoactive drugs producing visions and encouraging astral projection.[1] The ointment was rubbed all over the body using the broom with a personal account given by one witch who described the act of rubbing the ointment on her hands and feet which gave a sensation of flying. [2]


    Witches mounted broomsticks and would leap around the fields, smeared with the flying ointment, to "teach" the crops how high to grow. The ointment would give them imaginary "trips" so they thought they flew distances.

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    10/30/08

    @bobdobbs: Every time I see a post from you, I can't help but think of Del the Funky Homosapian. "Mr. Dobalina, Mr. Bob Dobalina."


    Carry on.

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    10/30/08

    @Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another du...: Thank you. I have discovered a good way to get coworkers/bosses to leave you alone is to be sick. They keep backing away and looking at me like I am a typhoid Mary. (Usually I keep them away by letting them just think I am nuts, but this is a nice change.)
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    10/30/08

    @Curves: I wish that worked for me. Even my sickness fails to keep them at bay.
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    10/30/08

    @Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another du...: I'm not even gonna ask what your 'sickness' is.


    (He posted, knowing full well that he'd ended with a preposition, but not giving a damn!)

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    10/30/08

    @EricAlder: Nothing serious, just a cold.
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    10/30/08

    @auslander: If I wasn't so lazy, I'd edit wikipedia with my version of the story which is way better. That would show YOU!
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    10/30/08

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    Harry Potter and the Amnesiac Concussion
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    10/30/08

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    Perfect gift for your favorite witch, er um, mother-in-law.
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    10/30/08

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