For Retailers, Today Really Is the Shittiest Day of the Year

You've heard of Black Friday, the darkest day for American capitalism; Cyber Monday, where everyone gets out their latent shopping aggression online; now there's even Grey Thursday, as retailers open on Thanksgiving Eve to get an edge on the competition. But, friends, have you heard of Brown Friday? » 11/29/13 11:00am 11/29/13 11:00am