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Axelph
10/26/09

In reply to This Mouse Costs $1200
After I took delivery of my $1200 Bluetooth mouse is made with grade 1 titanium, high-quality resin, and has a neodymium scroll wheel, Bono from U2 was mysteriously drawn to my home, where he pronounced that Global Warming had been suspended in my vicinity.

Yes, I had perfect weather: no flooding, no tornadoes, the exact amount of rain necessary, and he pronounced sea levels exactly right and that they were not going to rise within five miles of my house.

Additionally, my cars began achieving 200 mpg and I didn't even need gasoline. I was able to put three grams of cat litter into the tank and drive forever.

What's more, the atmosphere inside my home became 93% oxygen and virtually no carbon dioxide. In fact, I now exhale oxygen.

One heck of a mouse.

Didn't notice any improvement in browsing and scrolling experience though.

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Kaiser-Machead
10/26/09

@Axelph: Considering that oxygen is less than 30% of present-day earth's atmosphere, I'd say that much O2 in your home would not be beneficial.

Bono coming to your home would be detrimental.
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Con Seannery
10/26/09

@Axelph: How's that oxygen toxicity working for ya? #intelligentdesignmouse
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OfficerMike
10/26/09

@Axelph: Nice copy and paste job!
[www.amazon.com] #intelligentdesignmouse
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ripfire
10/26/09

@OfficerMike: Maybe he's the same person.. #intelligentdesignmouse
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Ayeco
12/31/08

In reply to Dealzmodo: Free PS3 Remote with Blu-ray and Game Purchase
It's a nice remote. I'm glad I picked one up. I do wish, however, that it had a way to control the volume - either doubling as a universal IR remote or software volume control.
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Sora57 is OK
12/31/08

@Ayeco: I believe there is a volume control via software. Push the triangle button while watching the movie and I think you get a bunch of icons on the screen and you can scroll over to volume up/down.
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GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
12/31/08

In reply to Dealzmodo: Free PS3 Remote with Blu-ray and Game Purchase
Isn't this really a "Hobomodo"? Or is Hobomodo for things that don't require purchase?
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