I just saw something incredibly cool! A big, floating ball that lit up with every color of the rainbow, plus some new ones that were so beautiful I fell to my knees and cried. #windowsxp
@Xagest: Well, I don't care if it was some dork in a costume. For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own #windowsxp
Thunder and lightning is when God's XP is being slow. Earthquake is when God's XP crashes. Hurricane is when God's XP has a virus and keeps loading porn sites. Eclipse is when God's XP makes him update Windows and he has to reboot. #windowsxp
@SeventhExile: I think the implication of the article is that these were lighted billboards already, and the effect we're seeing is supposed to be the reflection *of* those billboards on the fog. Not an advertisement intentionally shone into the sky.
That being said, I'd sooner think we're looking directly at a billboard. We simply can't see the poles/frame. Unless it was an intentional projection set up in advance, no fog could reflect such a clear image from any great distance. Fog isn't a smooth surface, and impurities in a surface lead to a diffused reflection. Which is why those movies that show an LCD's image projected on to a person's face are wrong. You would instead see a soft, colored glow. #windowsxp
Thank you for the clarification. What you said about fog not being smooth makes perfect sense and so I agree we are looking at a picture of a billboard.
I think people need to keep something in mind: God is omnipotent and omniscient. He knows about Macs and, if He wanted a Mac, He could get a Mac. This Windows error is proof that, in the eyes of God, Mac is simply an inferior product not worthy of His Heavenly Disposable Income.
That's right - given a choice, God chose Windows.
If this teaches us anything, it's that in spite of the glitches and errors which may cause crashing - along with earthquakes, tornadoes, floods, and droughts - running the world simply cannot be trusted to a Mac.
@OMG! Ponies!: This can esaly explain why we hanvnt heard from god in a while. He's Been trying to get his computer to bootup without crashing. #windowsxp
@OMG! Ponies!: In the beginning, there was DOS. Ergo, when God created the world, it was a DOS-only program. As Windows came along, it could run these little DOS programs, and God upgraded his system.
Then came Macs. God was pleased with the work of his son, Steve Jobs, and wanted to use a Mac. Unfortunately, Macs don't run Windows programs. So, God runs Parallels. And what you see is God cursing the crashing of his program, but his ability to get right back to up and running due to Parallels.
All is right with the world because God runs it in a virtualized environment, on a Mac. #windowsxp
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I actually wanted to reply to your previous comment to say that god lives in the LHC he doesnt need no stinking computer... #windowsxp
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Hah, good one. #windowsxp
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*looks outside*
Oh Shi- #windowsxp
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am i going to hell? #windowsxp
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Take that for what you will. #windowsxp
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But for everyone that keeps saying the image would be inverted:
I've seen quite a few devices that invert an image before its projected.
That being said - it sure is reeaalllyyy thick fog to get such a clear image (while minimizing the light refraction) #windowsxp
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That being said, I'd sooner think we're looking directly at a billboard. We simply can't see the poles/frame. Unless it was an intentional projection set up in advance, no fog could reflect such a clear image from any great distance. Fog isn't a smooth surface, and impurities in a surface lead to a diffused reflection. Which is why those movies that show an LCD's image projected on to a person's face are wrong. You would instead see a soft, colored glow. #windowsxp
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Thank you for the clarification. What you said about fog not being smooth makes perfect sense and so I agree we are looking at a picture of a billboard.
:) #windowsxp
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@Eulatos: I guess that was a mistake in the post. According to the linked site, after it rebooted, it looked like this. #windowsxp
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That's right - given a choice, God chose Windows.
If this teaches us anything, it's that in spite of the glitches and errors which may cause crashing - along with earthquakes, tornadoes, floods, and droughts - running the world simply cannot be trusted to a Mac.
Windows: Where Do You Want To Tithe Today?
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Then came Macs. God was pleased with the work of his son, Steve Jobs, and wanted to use a Mac. Unfortunately, Macs don't run Windows programs. So, God runs Parallels. And what you see is God cursing the crashing of his program, but his ability to get right back to up and running due to Parallels.
All is right with the world because God runs it in a virtualized environment, on a Mac. #windowsxp
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Nanananananananananananananana... BALLMER! #windowsxp
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If only that could work... #windowsxp
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