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Chinese Buddha Phone Provides On-the-Go Nirvana
The Odin 99 phone, available only in China, includes such run-of-the-mill features as an mp3 player and both front- and rear-facing cameras. But it's also a gold-painted, portable, virtual Buddhist altar that's triggered with the press of a lotus-emblazoned button. More »Buddha Lucky Palm Breast Massager
Oh Japan! Why must you take something so pleasurable—massaging breasts—and devise a mechanical substitute for doing it yourself? And not only that, paint it gold, call it "Lucky Palm", and plaster a Buddha on the side? That's right, it's a Lucky Palm Breast Massager, straight from Japan, powered by AA batteries. As someone who studied a bit of Buddhism, I can say that Siddhartha would probably approve (he was real letch). When he was around, no lady's middle road was safe. [e-nls - Thanks Captain Japan!]