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[in best 2AM infomercial voice]
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[black and white clip of a woman somehow managing to screw up getting shot]
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[pan shot of extensions on a table with lots of circa '98 sparkles]
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[Black woman with full on 'fro, hair extensions hanging out the bottom easily visible]
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["classy" woman with bottle-blond hair in an evening dress with a giant "diamond" necklace, extensions showing]
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[Baghdad / Detroit / east Oakland]
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[www.kansascity.com]
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Hah, it's been 7 hours and he's still got all his vowels. I only came in here b/c I was curious as to how long it would take the first racist comment to show up.
Took longer than I would've expected.
02/20/09
Thank Science for Scientists. XD
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Religion does not always equal good relationships. There are many people (women) who believe in God and might still be abused.
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I think they were using that new sarcasm thing young people talk about.
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(thats not a typo, i go to the same church as Homer.)
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Woah there buddy... Seasons 9-12 were gold. Max Power. Mr. X. HOMR. Scorpio. I'm not supposed to get pudding in it. Box social. Carne de burro.
I mean, really.
02/21/09
The mark of a real Simpsons fan is their encyclopedic knowledge of quotes and references from the show, not an elitist opinion regarding when the show "started sucking".
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Also, it sucks here. There's not much more to do than test bullets out on weaves.
02/21/09
I'm now going to tell people that I just came into being a fully formed adult, somewhere on the out-skirts of Lawrence, and have lived here ever since. And, No, I have never been to KC...