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Who wants to take bets how long it will take for this to show up on a JPEG containing cats?
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And whatever you do, dont fall asleep.
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[in best 2AM infomercial voice]
"Are you tired of your psycho-ass boyfriend shooting you in the head when you break up with him?"
[black and white clip of a woman somehow managing to screw up getting shot]
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Hah, it's been 7 hours and he's still got all his vowels. I only came in here b/c I was curious as to how long it would take the first racist comment to show up.
Took longer than I would've expected.
02/20/09
Thank Science for Scientists. XD
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Religion does not always equal good relationships. There are many people (women) who believe in God and might still be abused.
02/20/09
I think they were using that new sarcasm thing young people talk about.
02/20/09
(thats not a typo, i go to the same church as Homer.)
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02/21/09
Woah there buddy... Seasons 9-12 were gold. Max Power. Mr. X. HOMR. Scorpio. I'm not supposed to get pudding in it. Box social. Carne de burro.
I mean, really.
02/21/09
The mark of a real Simpsons fan is their encyclopedic knowledge of quotes and references from the show, not an elitist opinion regarding when the show "started sucking".
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