Burger King's all-black burger looks absolutely disgusting in real life

To no one's surprise, Burger King's all black burger looks like a disgusting turd in real life. Actually, it might be even worse than some turds. It looks like it tastes like ash. It looks like it's made from burnt cardboard. It looks like it'll bring death to anyone who dare eats it. » 9/19/14 8:07pm Friday 8:07pm

I think I can eat 12 of these pintxo burgers for breakfast right now

The Basque Country is the culinary center of the world. Not only for its many gastronomical temples—like Martín Berasategui, Arzak, Zuberoa, or Azurmendi—but for the infinite amount of places where they prepare amazing plates—and pintxos. The Inglorious Basque-ard Burger is Pornburger's homage to the latter. » 8/30/14 5:59am 8/30/14 5:59am

The Spread Eagle burger looks so yummy it makes me spread my mouth wide

Pornburger is back with the Spread Eagle Burger, with a patty made of "13th Street Meat's half smoke grind, Gordy's pickle relish, and a DC Brau battered, french fry bun drizzled in mumbo sauce." My level of saliva has increased 550% after looking at that picture and reading the ingredients. » 8/18/14 11:03pm 8/18/14 11:03pm

Fish burgers are freaking delicious too when they are made like this

Pornburger calls this A Fish Called Hitachi Wand but I don't care about deciphering its burgers names anymore. I just want this "lightly fried, smoked trout patty, dressed in an Old Bay, bacon potato salad, and a spicy dollop of Gordy's Cherry Pepper Spread" going down my throat right now. » 8/04/14 11:14pm 8/04/14 11:14pm

This Mexican beauty is the perfect burger brunch to cure a hangover

A toasted English muffin stuffed with seasoned grass fed beef and pork sausage patty, whipped avocado cream, crispy chile ancho rubbed carnitas, purple cabbage slaw and smoky grilled pineapple butter. Get two sunny side up eggs on the side and some fries and you'll have the perfect brunch. » 7/29/14 1:36am 7/29/14 1:36am

This burger is illegal in one state and several countries

The Foie-ck A Duck, ladies and gentlemen: "Sous vide duck breast, encrusted in a smattering of peppercorns, smothered in a foie gras cognac cream sauce, and feathered with freshly sliced summer truffle." I'm drooling so much right now—really, actual drool just came out of my mouth. I want this so badly. » 7/02/14 10:47pm 7/02/14 10:47pm

This liquid burger probably has more calories than a real burger

Pornburger calls this The Liquid Diet, a White Castle infused Bulleit Rye patty "stirred with spicy pickle juice, a splash of tomato water, a dash of liquid smoke" that you can suck on with a bacon straw. Now you can have burgers when you go out to dance and drink, and drinks when you go out of for brunch or lunch. » 6/28/14 1:22am 6/28/14 1:22am

I want to eat the Bill Murray burger every day for the rest of eternity

It doesn't have anything to do with Bill Murray, but I want to eat it anyway: The patty is "seared on the outside, medium rare on the inside, with a molten core of melted cheese and creamy sous vide egg yolk." I want to get sucked into a Groundhog Day time warp hole and eat this every day for the rest of eternity. » 6/25/14 12:49am 6/25/14 12:49am

Forget about pets and cartoons and embrace this glorious rabbit burger

A delicious rabbit patty—ground with dried fig and apricot—covered in melted sheep cheese, quick pickled red onion, mesclun salad dressed in a Dijon vinaigrette and stacked with vermouth braised pear. If you've never tried rabbit meat before this is a good way to start, it's wabbit season!! » 6/12/14 12:57am 6/12/14 12:57am

I want to eat these burger pop-tarts forever

I find pop-tarts really disgusting. But these I Can Haz Pop Tart burgers must be delicious: "a smashed grass-fed beef patty, with a bacon onion jam, melty cheddar cheese, in a buttery pop tart pastry." I just want to wake up every day, open my mouth, and have a conveyor belt pushing six of these down my throat. » 5/29/14 12:23am 5/29/14 12:23am

Breakfast burger replaces bread with freshly glazed apple fritters

The Wake-n-Bacon Burger tries to solve my weekly brunch dilemma: Sweet or savory? The proposal is interesting: "Sandwiched between two warm and freshly glazed apple fritters, sits a maple bacon-wrapped beef patty, draped with melty cheddar cheese, and drizzled with a caffeinated maple, espresso syrup." » 5/16/14 11:02pm 5/16/14 11:02pm

Is this the perfect Asian-inspired burger? Yes, yes it is

Behold the delicious Bao-ser's Castle Burger, a hot steamy bao bun filled with a "square, onion soup-braised (and seared) beef tongue patty, nested with green onion slices, quick pickle cucumber, cilantro, grilled pork belly, and a hoisin mayonnaise." The only way this thing could be more awesome is if someone were… » 5/10/14 11:46pm 5/10/14 11:46pm

I want to stuff my face with these three Lolita burgers

Sliders. They're made so you can eat different burgers with different recipes instead of a big monolith. But I want to eat these three Lolita burgers: "potato chip encrusted, foie gras pâte à choux, a sultry sweet onion jam, bacon peanut butter, pan seared foie gras, and a grass-fed beef patty." » 3/20/14 2:58am 3/20/14 2:58am

Lobster burger on mac-n-cheese buns and other mind-blowing burgers

Pornburger is a new site that will make you drool and crave for a delicious atomic burger that would make Godzilla happy. I just want each and everyone of these burgers, like a burger bukkake. I want to stuff my face with them, I want to date them, I want to bathe in them, I want to fall into a food coma with them in… » 3/08/14 2:09am 3/08/14 2:09am