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    How to Order at McDonald's Without Killing Your Body

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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/18/09

    In reply to USB Heated Burger Massager Cures Its Own Induced Stomach Ache
    And the pentagram painted onto the bun is for good luck.
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    11/18/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Tonight we dine in Hell!
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    Image of Slyd3z Slyd3z
    11/05/09

    In reply to Calf Gets Prosthetic Limbs, Presumably So it Can Spend a Few Months Getting More Delicious
    If we can have a Robot Chicken, then why not? #bioniccow
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    Image of StupidSimple StupidSimple
    11/04/09

    In reply to Calf Gets Prosthetic Limbs, Presumably So it Can Spend a Few Months Getting More Delicious

    Cowborgs! Who would have known they will be the ones to assimilate us! #bioniccow
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    Image of RoboBagins RoboBagins
    11/04/09

    In reply to Calf Gets Prosthetic Limbs, Presumably So it Can Spend a Few Months Getting More Delicious
    Damnit. I know have to have beef for dinner. #bioniccow
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    Image of 89macrunner 89macrunner
    11/04/09

    In reply to Calf Gets Prosthetic Limbs, Presumably So it Can Spend a Few Months Getting More Delicious
    hahaha this makes no sense..why didnt they just make veal parm for dinner? #bioniccow
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    Image of KinOfCain KinOfCain
    11/04/09

    @89macrunner: Seriously. I thought the whole point of veal being cruel is that they throw them in cages and don't let them walk around.

    Here you've got a calf that can't walk around anyway.

    Moral dilemma solved. #bioniccow
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    Image of sonicsurge sonicsurge
    11/04/09

    @KinOfCain: You're... Brilliant! I'll save thousands on cages if I just chop--- I mean... If the legs of all my calves were to disappear as if... By accident.

    Yes. The perfect plan. #bioniccow
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    Image of EBone EBone
    11/04/09

    In reply to Calf Gets Prosthetic Limbs, Presumably So it Can Spend a Few Months Getting More Delicious
    Sounds like it was a teaching project for CSU.

    A delicious teaching project. Remember, the cuter the animal, the more delicious! #bioniccow
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    Image of blehh blehh
    11/04/09

    In reply to Calf Gets Prosthetic Limbs, Presumably So it Can Spend a Few Months Getting More Delicious
    When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University! #bioniccow
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/04/09

    In reply to Calf Gets Prosthetic Limbs, Presumably So it Can Spend a Few Months Getting More Delicious
    We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him stronger, better, faster... #bioniccow
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    Image of ninjagin ninjagin
    11/04/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: ... more delicious than ever. #bioniccow
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    Image of ircmaster ircmaster
    11/04/09

    @ninjagin: And with half the calories #bioniccow
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    08/27/09

    In reply to How to Order at McDonald's Without Killing Your Body
    I get their cheese burger 4 nuggets and a small drink for $3.25. Then I realize that it's not enough food and get another thing of nuggets.
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    Image of Odin Odin
    08/27/09

    In reply to If This Cheeseburger Were Sold in a Can, I'd Buy a Pallet of Them
    Shame that cheese looks like that yellow plastic Americans call cheese. A good burger deserves cheddar at the very minimum. Something like that cries out for stilton though.
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    08/27/09

    In reply to How to Order at McDonald's Without Killing Your Body
    WENDY'S FTW!!!
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    Image of LEWD98 LEWD98
    08/27/09

    @ReconToaster.: Wendy's hamburger patties look like cat vomit. That being said I do enjoy them from time to time.
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    08/27/09

    @LEWD98: You enjoy cat vomit from time to time?
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    08/27/09

    @ReconToaster.: Oh god. Spicy chicken sandwich + chili FTW!!!!!
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    Image of Gary_7vn Gary_7vn
    08/27/09

    In reply to How to Order at McDonald's Without Killing Your Body
    Am I the only who likes McDonald's coffee, especially the temperature and the price?
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    Image of golferal - Now with no Segway! golferal - Now with no Segway!
    08/27/09

    @Gary_7vn: And if you spill it on your crotch and burn your junk, you can sue for a bajillion dollars!
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    Image of Identity (Metric) Identity (Metric)
    08/27/09

    @Gary_7vn: I have also been pleasantly surprised by McDonald's coffee.
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    Image of coyote1284: P.E.T.U. coyote1284: P.E.T.U.
    08/27/09

    @golferal - Now with more Segway!: Nice one, but McD's coffee temp was signifgantly reduced shortly after that incident.
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    Image of tande04 tande04
    08/27/09

    @coyote1284: P.E.T.U.: Yep, the McD's coffee story always takes the heat as a frivolous, silly law suit but once you get into the facts it actually made sense.

    McDs used to keep their coffee much higher. Their argument was that people in the drive thru wanted the coffee hot when they got where they were going (really?). The woman didn't just spill coffee on herself and go "shit thats hot" she suffered 3rd degree burns which required skin grafts.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    08/27/09

    @#c15021278: I agree. The stigma that came along with this lawsuit is really silly, and I'm glad more people are becoming aware of the facts rather than parroting what they heard.
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    Image of Gary_7vn Gary_7vn
    08/27/09

    In reply to How to Order at McDonald's Without Killing Your Body
    Here's the good news. Our bodies break the stuff that we eat down into it's constituent parts, the body does not know or care if the dead cow parts that you put in your body came from McDonalds or if it is grade beef tenderloin. As long as the nutrients are there, and you burn as many calories as you eat, you'll be fine.

    Oh, an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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    Image of uRbAnlP uRbAnlP
    08/27/09

    In reply to How to Order at McDonald's Without Killing Your Body
    IN&OUT FTW!!!!!

    But if I ever eat at McDonalds I would just ask for the Angus Deluxe with no cheese, nor fries, nor drink, and maybe an iced mocha.
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    Image of qbrad qbrad
    08/27/09

    @uRbAnlP: Going to Vegas this weekend. I am on a mission to try my first double double.
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    Image of GrossGreg GrossGreg
    08/27/09

    @qbrad: Ask for the Double Double "Animal Style." You'll thank me later.
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    Image of jbermudezjr jbermudezjr
    08/27/09

    @qbrad: Animal Style dude! try it.
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    Image of Zanzan42 Zanzan42
    08/27/09

    @qbrad: go double double animal style.

    or any of the other "off the menu" styles available:

    [www.tiburon-belvedere.com]
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    Image of Identity (Metric) Identity (Metric)
    08/27/09

    @uRbAnlP: I have never been there. :( I don't even know where the nearest location is, but now I HAVE to go.
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    Image of itchytooth itchytooth
    08/26/09

    In reply to How to Order at McDonald's Without Killing Your Body
    It would have been more efficient to combine this with the earlier "Cloaca" post.
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