What Do You Get if You Connect a Bunch of Vuvuzelas to Air Horns?

Hell. That's what. Made famous by this year's World Cup, the humble vuvuzela's been tricked out to become the world's most irritating burglar alarm. Seriously, you thought the vuvuzela's sound was bad coming through your TV speakers? Watch this, below. » 12/15/10 1:40pm 12/15/10 1:40pm

Wacky Afghan Engineer Develops Remote Controlled Kalashnikov Burglar…

The infamous Kalashnikov has a long and illustrious history of murder and mayhem, which makes it the perfect centerpiece for a contraption developed by unemployed Afghan electrical engineer Hanif Molavizadeh. With only a small movement outside his window, the device will trigger a "song like warning." It will then call… » 4/14/08 8:00pm 4/14/08 8:00pm