Butt

Criminal Voyeur Hides Cellphone Up Butt To Escape From Cops

BoingBoing found this story of a cellphone camera voyeur trying to snap pics of a naked gal at a tanning salon before someone called the cops on him. This wouldn't be interesting at all except for the fact that when the cops came, the guy kept denying that he did anything until the cops searched him twice and found a cellphone jammed up his rectum. Did the cops confiscate his phone? Did they force him to delete those pics? How many megapixels was the cameraphone? The Smoking Gun coming up short on this one. [Smoking Gun via Boing Boing]

9:50 PM on Tue Jun 24 2008
By Jason Chen
9,061 views, 65 comments

Latest by VENAT0R: @mricyfire: obviously youve never been searched by a cop... more »

desk tidy

The Butt Station: Crap by Name, Crap by Nature

Basically a desk tidy, the Butt Station, as it has been tastefully named, stores your business cards, sticky tape, pens and pencils, and has a little compartment for paperclips, in the toilet bowl. Lift up the little man and the clips will come out attached to said little man's bottom. It's classy, it's assy, and I think I'll pass(y). [Urban Outfitters via Bem Legaus]

1:00 PM on Thu May 15 2008
By AddyDugdale
5,668 views, 25 comments

wrongmodo

Butt Butt Water Butt Is Buttugly Rain Tank for Treehugging Buttburglars

The Butt Butt, a rain-collecting 56-gallon water tank with a tap up its crack brings to us all the wrong (tubgirl) images, which makes it even worse than the alien sex doll, the mechanical singing urinal, and Spongebob's butt thermometer, although perhaps not as wrong as the Jesuswitch. "Buyer" Camilla Kaylee gives it five stars, however, saying that she has had "nothing but compliments from everyone who has seen it," so we are going to ignore our interior decorator instinct and spend the $180 for one at once. [Evengreener via Nerd Approved]

1:10 PM on Tue Apr 15 2008
By Jesus Diaz
10,504 views, 21 comments

Latest by StarChaser Tyger: @shamoononon: Yup. more »

home security

DIY Laser Security System Will Entrap Any Burglar Except Catherine Zeta Jones' Ass

What do you do when you have a few transistors, some capacitors, a lot of mirrors, a bunch of HandiTak and one laser? If you are McGyver, probably a intercontinental ballistic missile interceptor. If you are Kipkay, you'll do a laser-based home alarm system similar to the one used in Entrapment, the movie. And if this wasn't a good enough excuse to post the picture above, you can jump to see the video on how it is all done. More »

7:40 PM on Mon Mar 3 2008
By Jesus Diaz
19,131 views, 47 comments

Latest by n/a: mmm... CJ's bottom more »

no one tell my parents

Losing Dignity at AVN: The Best Receipt Ever

Mark, Chen and I just got out of AVN. We're making a video. This is an actual receipt I got for one of the services I paid for at AVN for use in our video. I need to expense this now. I'm sorry Blam, I really am. Stay tuned for the video, it's sure to make you think even less of me, if that's even possible.

4:23 PM on Thu Jan 10 2008
By Adam Frucci
31,224 views, 50 comments

butt cheek chair

Chair Lifts and Separates Your Butt Cheeks For Maximum Comfort

The makers of this unique looking Ayur Chair claim that it can provide "perfect lumbar support while ergonomically lifting and separating your butt checks for optimum comfort." Since I have never sat in one, I can't really back up this claim. However, I can see how it would be beneficial when you have a serious beefer on deck and you need to do a little "lifting and separating" to ensure that everyone else in the office doesn't hear it. Is that worth the $500 price tag? Probably not, unless you have some serious gastrointestinal issues. [Product Page via Electro Plankton via Geekologie]

8:30 PM on Thu Dec 27 2007
By Sean Fallon
21,143 views, 41 comments

Latest by CapitalC: I've sat in one of these and they're actually amazingly comfortable, but HELLA overpriced, especially considering they don't adjust to a height which could be considered remotely close to "ergonomic" for anyone taller than 5'6". (I'm 6'5", I felt more »

mojo filter

Subtle Butt Gas Neutralizers Kill Farts Dead

Last month we came across a patent application for a fart protector, but patent applications wont help that fat guy in the Mexican restaurant when the beans start kicking in. Fortunately, help is on the way in the form of an actual product called Subtle Butt. Like the patent application, Subtle Butt uses activated carbon/charcoal to neutralize noxious fumes. It also features a soft fabric with an antimicrobial treatment for added protection. And the best part is that there is an actual video demonstrating the product. Hilarious. Available for $9.95 in packs of 5. [Product Page via Yes But Not Yes]

9:30 PM on Fri Dec 21 2007
By Sean Fallon
6,222 views, 21 comments

Latest by Player2: This neglects the issue of the noise of the fart. Plus I see this as encouraging people to drop air buscuits all over. That's just lovely to know that when I take a nice deep breath of air in the more »

mojo filter

Keep Noxious Farts at Bay with the Gas Grabber

Oh good lord. Someone has invented a fart protector. After you've eaten the Thanksgiving turkey equivalent of a horse, some of that tryptophan is going to eventually turn into methane, and you're going to need some serious butt protection like this. This patented Gas Grabber anal pad uses activated charcoal to neutralize those toxic fumes, sparing all of your beloved family members from your willful violation of their airspace by your noxious kamikazes. So far, it's just in the patent application stage, so this special mojo filter won't be available this Thanksgiving. Too bad. [Inventor Spot, via UberGizmo]

12:30 PM on Wed Nov 21 2007
By Charlie White
17,194 views, 46 comments

Latest by ninjatales: Whatever happened to those "keep her warm with your fart" days? more »

butt baster

Turkey Cannon Stuffs That Thanksgiving Bird with Boiling Beer

Thanksgiving is exactly a week away, and it's time to start figuring out ways to impale that unfortunate bird that will find itself the center of attention as the festivities begin. What better way to celebrate than the Turkey Cannon, a $25 baking pan with a hollow shaft you stick up the poor turkey's ass? But before you do, fill 'er up with your favorite brewsky for a unique beer-besotted Thanksgiving treat. More »

9:30 AM on Thu Nov 15 2007
By Charlie White
8,086 views, 33 comments

butt plug

Gizmodo's Favorite Butt Plug

You read it right &mdash we are going official with our favorite butt plug. Here is the complete rundown of how it feels, what it does, where you can insert it and how much we love it. The power socket butt plug is made of hardened plastic, as such it has a tough plastic exterior; on the reverse there is a UK standard, 3-pin port connector. Once we got this into our power socket, with the help of an adapter, the buttock light illuminated. More »

8:30 PM on Sun Sep 23 2007
By Haroon Malik
21,487 views, 18 comments

Latest by n/a: Uhhhh...butt plug. SPARK plugs? ...butt plug. I'm sorry sir, we don't carry those. Umm...thanks. Jerky Boyz rule all. more »

phone butt

Inmate Sticks iPhone Up Butt (Ends Badly)

WARNING NOT FOR SQUEAMISH
I love Gizmodo, but when Mark said, 'Do the rectum,' I thought it was asking a little too much. Thank the heavens above he was referring to this story. More »

1:45 PM on Sat Aug 4 2007
By Haroon Malik
29,963 views, 58 comments

the preferred inmate interaction with my butt

Prisoners Use N64 Rumble Packs For Tattooing

Not being well-versed in the areas of our penal system...our collective penal system... we had no idea that the N64 rumble pack was huge with prison tattoo artists. A maximum security prison guard recently wrote our sister site Kotaku, and here's what he had to say: More »

1:55 PM on Sat Jul 28 2007
By Mark Wilson
20,978 views, 18 comments

butt tech

The BEST Portable Chair

About five years ago, the foldout chair market exploded. And an arms race broke into full stride: Netted beer-holding technologies were developed, footrests sprung from nowhere and some...even learned to recline. Luckily, Slate reviewed a ton of fold-out beach chairs so you can own the BEST model at your next BBQ. And they were happy to report that the winner will only run you $39.99. More »

11:00 AM on Tue Jul 3 2007
By Mark Wilson
14,507 views, 17 comments

gadgets

Kite Ice Butt Boarding for Fun and Profit. OK, Just Fun.

The gang at Instructables has released a new episode detailing their adventures building kite-powered, butt-riding, ice-skating contraptions. If you've got a whole lot of ice, some wind, and some free time they'll show you just how to build a speeding death machine of your own. But don't take my word for it — check the video above for the hot, hot man on ice action. I want one. –Adam Frucci More »

2:41 PM on Thu Dec 21 2006
By www.gizmodo.com
212 views, 7 comments

copiers

Holiday Office Party Tip: Don't Break The Copy Machine With Your Ass

Ho, ho, it's lock-step corporate fun and binge drinking time again. Gizmodo wants you to enjoy your company's annual excuse to watch your colleagues make asses of themselves responsibly. Our advice this year? Don't sit on the copy machine. At least if you are in the UK, where 32 percent of Canon technicians say they have been called to fix glass plates during the Christmas period for non-work-related cracks.

Geoff Bush from the north of England said one case he'd attended, where a young lady had cracked the glass mid-scan, also jammed the scanner so that it wasn't until the machine was fixed and her colleagues all sober that copies of her backside starting pouring from the machine.

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1:30 PM on Fri Nov 25 2005
By Noah R
413 views, Comment

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