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Precision Butter Cutter Cuts Butter Better

Did you know that 8mm of butter is the only safe quantity? 9mm will give you a stroke, and 7mm will ensure permanent erectile dysfunction—and to this end, the Precise Butter Cutter will protect you and your loved ones by allowing you to always cut 8mm of butter every single time. Just slide the ruler along and chop.… » 10/09/07 4:40pm 10/09/07 4:40pm