@CoolRiver45: Mix would have real women on his desk holding his USB cables clamped between their cheeks as cable guides because not only is he the bumpasaurus, but he's OG, Original Geek.
As one of (partial) Russian ancestry, I can attest to the basic voluptuousness of the Russian female bits: breasts, ass and, um...lips. Both sets. Look, it's a cold country most of the time. A bit of extra flesh, strategically placed, is the difference between honest sexual bliss and a vodka-besotted disappointment.
That said, it's about all the country has going for it...
LOL, Not going to happen Jesus. OMG… I just thought of all the men that comment here; I REALLY do not want to see their butts… Well… Maybe a few of them…
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For those interested, I'm selling bumper stickers with the above quote. The $30 price tag is prominently and permanently displayed.
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Curves.
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WHY IS THERE A CHILD?
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That said, it's about all the country has going for it...
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I deem you not perverse enough for this site.
If you are a really naughty girl you like to see men's asses. Just sayin.
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