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    Ogle Cable Guys Between the Hours of Whenever and Anytime
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    Image of frigg frigg
    12/15/08

    In reply to Ogle Cable Guys Between the Hours of Whenever and Anytime
    that guy kind of looks like a human version of a lego minifig anyway.
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    Image of 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons 1350ft.in.a.Concorde.blow*ng.up.balloons
    12/15/08

    In reply to Ogle Cable Guys Between the Hours of Whenever and Anytime
    Why all the hate and stereotypes? Come on, some of us do like gay porn but also have feelings for guys....I mean girls. I as a female appreciate men who have larger then average IQ's, cable men, doctors, construction workers....and I can see the consideration and acknowledge Giz has given to us and am thankful for it. I don't see why there needs to be any complaining all, a lot of us girls have to scroll through unnecessary even very degrading comments that do not always put woman in high regards and because most women don't talk that way or there are just more guys on here, you don't often see such comments from us. Grow up a little please and move over.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/15/08

    In reply to Ogle Cable Guys Between the Hours of Whenever and Anytime
    Judging from that forced smile I'd say it looks like he'd rather be having a colonoscopy or some other type of invasive medical procedure instead of posing for this calendar....
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    Image of Curves Curves
    12/15/08

    In reply to Ogle Cable Guys Between the Hours of Whenever and Anytime
    I am a woman. I dont think I would like gay porn. I like free calendars, but I am not into pretty boys. I like nerds (and their well endowed IQs) so I am going to make my own calendar from the profile pics of the 12 hottest nerds at Giz. 2009 is looking good!
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    Image of frigg frigg
    12/15/08

    @Curves: People tell me I look less like a frog in real life. You know, if one of those months is still available....
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/16/08

    @Curves: Hey, if it's not taken put me down for the month between December and January...


    I look good in an alternate universe.

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    Image of EBone EBone
    12/15/08

    In reply to Ogle Cable Guys Between the Hours of Whenever and Anytime
    The guy in the photo looks like an audio-animatronic version of a real person.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
    12/15/08

    In reply to Ogle Cable Guys Between the Hours of Whenever and Anytime
    And why does this guy have a masher in his belt when there is no food present to require such a utensil? There are no Uni-taskers, except for the extinguisher. So says Alton!
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    12/15/08

    In reply to Ogle Cable Guys Between the Hours of Whenever and Anytime
    I for one, have already ordered the calendar.
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Hip Nihilist Hip Nihilist
    12/15/08

    @Shamoononon has hebetudinous dog ★★★★★: Cool, you can keep it in the kitchen, where women belong.
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    12/15/08

    @Hip Nihilist: And don't tell me it isn't, I just got done wasting a few minutes of my life on your photo blog...
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    Image of Hip Nihilist Hip Nihilist
    12/15/08

    @Shamoononon etcetera: I haven't updated that in months. The main blog is where all of my current hijinks are! And I wa just joking before. No need to get your feminist panties in a bunch.
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    12/16/08

    @Hip Nihilist: They say that's what thongs are for, but quite honestly floss between my buttocks would make me even a bigger a hole.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/16/08

    @Shamoononon has hebetudinous dog ★★★★★: welcome back :)
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    12/15/08

    In reply to Ogle Cable Guys Between the Hours of Whenever and Anytime
    deadhouseplantz:

    Hip Nihlist:


    I see how it is, apparently only pimply faced little geeks desperately seeking the attention and admiration of fellow pimply faced little geeks are the only ones who read this.


    Giz, surely you should change your sponsorship to advertise 'blow up dolls for little boys- the extra narrow hole version.'

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    Image of William Gu William Gu
    12/15/08

    @Shamoononon has hebetudinous dog ★★★★★: L O L.
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    Image of deadhouseplantz deadhouseplantz
    12/15/08

    @Shamoononon has hebetudinous dog ★★★★★: Okay Classy Freddie Blassie, you sure showed me and the other "pimply faced little geeks." Don't be ignorant and say this isn't pandering and has no place on a GADGET blog. What does this have to do with GADGETS. Nothing, if anything, it belongs on a different Gawker blog, like Defamer or Jezebel.


    If you can explain what a calendar about oiled up Comcast techs has to do with GADGETS, then by all means, tell us. Save the insults for the little kids.


    But hey, I'm sure you also believe the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue is there to purely highlight the latest in swimwear trends.

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    Image of deadhouseplantz deadhouseplantz
    12/15/08

    @William Gu: Dude, grow a pair, seriously. Women love dicks, not pussies. Sticking up for females when they are wrong will get you no respect from anyone.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/15/08

    @deadhouseplantz: Well, they work for Comcast so that covers the gadget part of it. Hell the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue should be included here. The football phone is a gadget as well...
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    12/15/08

    @deadhouseplantz: So all women are really straight? Wow, I had no idea. Those poor lesbians have been deluding themselves for years.


    Perhaps you should make it your mission in life to correct them...

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    12/15/08

    In reply to Ogle Cable Guys Between the Hours of Whenever and Anytime
    They're clearly Cylons.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_My Brute Dojo CDIAFIFE
    12/15/08

    In reply to Ogle Cable Guys Between the Hours of Whenever and Anytime
    Can also double as a mug book, so you can identify who screwed up your cable connection and/or robbed you.
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    Image of deadhouseplantz deadhouseplantz
    12/15/08

    In reply to Ogle Cable Guys Between the Hours of Whenever and Anytime
    And this is what you call in blogging terms as: "pandering to the female demographic." I know the economy is bad, but does Giz really need to sell out like this just for Hagen Daz and Ellen sponsorships?
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    Image of Brian Lam Brian Lam
    12/15/08

    @deadhouseplantz: a) homophobic comments b) sexist comments c) no sense of humor d) "why is this on giz" comment means you're too stupid to figure out its a cable guy calendar, cable being tech, calendar being meta e) "selling out to sponsors" comment.


    pretty shitty use of a comment account.


    (Plus, all signs point to you being a closeted homosexual. Sorry if that upsets you, but its actually ok. Forgive yourself. Just don't leave any more comments.)

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    Image of William Gu William Gu
    12/15/08

    @Brian Lam: You really should come out. The welcome presents are quite colorful.
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    Image of William Gu William Gu
    12/15/08

    @William Gu: Clearly that was meant for deadhouseplantz, not Brian... Despite it saying @Brian Lam... lol.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    12/16/08

    @William Gu: I am glad you clarified that; I was confused since Blam is a well documented Mammophile.
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