Seeing cactuses bloom flowers is like watching aliens grow tumors

Usually when you see flowers bloom, it's a beautiful, almost hypnotic phenomenon. It's not exactly that poetic with cactuses though. Though the flowers themselves are ridiculously vibrant, the cactuses look like they've had radioactive appendages randomly glued onto their bodies. » 3/24/15 11:35pm 3/24/15 11:35pm

Cactus Back Scratcher Reaches That Place You Just Can't Make Bleed

For those in the audience who have really, and we mean really, scratchy backs, the cactus back scratcher should do the trick. That green tip is no gimmick; that's 100% real Arizona cactus bud if we've ever seen it (and we have, friends). So if you purchase this $10 therapeutic device, scratch your back and still » 10/22/08 9:30am 10/22/08 9:30am feel…