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    Microsoft Now Serving Cappuccinos at the Windows Cafe In Paris

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    Image of Monty Monty
    10/22/09

    In reply to Microsoft Now Serving Cappuccinos at the Windows Cafe In Paris
    Cappuccinos created by straining water through pure Ballmer juice, I would expect?

    My apologies for the bad mental image. I am going to have difficulty sleeping tonight. #windows7cafe
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/22/09

    In reply to Microsoft Now Serving Cappuccinos at the Windows Cafe In Paris
    French coffee and a snooty French attitude, which would be more at home in an Apple store than this place... #windows7cafe
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    Image of mac8500 mac8500
    10/23/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: I can tell you never set foot in France to write such crap. At least they have real coffee ... not camel piss in a 5 gallon cup. #windows7cafe
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    Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea® promoted this comment mac8500 was starred mac8500 was unstarred
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    10/23/09

    @mac8500: Well then you would be wrong because I have been to France.

    And I never said I didn't like their coffee. #windows7cafe
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    Image of aec007 aec007
    10/22/09

    In reply to Microsoft Now Serving Cappuccinos at the Windows Cafe In Paris
    Puis-je obtenir un café avec cette fenêtres sept?

    Ooh La la! #windows7cafe
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    Image of imTheKing imTheKing
    10/22/09

    @aec007: French.... sounds so obnoxious.... #windows7cafe
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    Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea® promoted this comment imTheKing was starred imTheKing was unstarred
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    10/22/09

    @imTheKing: Just like the people... #windows7cafe
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    Image of aec007 aec007
    10/22/09

    @imTheKing:
    Not really, depends who speaks it, and how good she looks... :)
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    10/22/09


    @imTheKing: Remember... it's the language of love... #windows7cafe
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    Image of imTheKing imTheKing
    10/22/09

    @aec007: hahaha so random. You know yesterday my friend was saying something about how there are tons of French people in SoHo here in Manhattan and the only thing I could think of was Pepe Le Pew (spelling?). #windows7cafe
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    Image of MyPetFly MyPetFly
    09/24/09

    In reply to Microsoft Opening Windows Cafe In Paris

    Que sera sera.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    09/24/09

    In reply to Microsoft Opening Windows Cafe In Paris
    They're pimping Windows 7 but the cafe only has five....windows.
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    Image of Rigald Rigald
    09/24/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea®: That's because the doors are open. By looking at the frame you can count 7 windows when doors are closed.

    "A true gentleman leaves no puzzle unsolved." Hershel Layton
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    09/24/09

    In reply to Microsoft Opening Windows Cafe In Paris
    écran bleu de la mort
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    Image of Mikestan Mikestan
    09/24/09

    In reply to Microsoft Opening Windows Cafe In Paris
    Is that supposed to be like a genius bar?
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    09/24/09

    @Mikestan: Is that what they are doing with Apple stores in Ireland?
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    Image of KTK1990 KTK1990
    09/24/09

    In reply to Microsoft Opening Windows Cafe In Paris
    I wonder if they will sell Windows shaped pastries.

    Blue colored coffee? Called the "Wake up screaming BSOD expresso". With some mini marshmallows for text in the center.
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    Image of MarcusMaximus MarcusMaximus
    09/24/09

    @KTK1990: Only when the Apple Store starts selling Earl Grey Kernel Panic tea.
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    Image of simphf simphf
    09/24/09

    @MarcusMaximus: Best comment today good sir
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    Image of KTK1990 KTK1990
    09/24/09

    @simphf: Thanks.

    I would love to see a muffin with the windows logo on it, and some other bread stuff with windows on it, and windows drinks.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    09/24/09

    In reply to Microsoft Opening Windows Cafe In Paris
    So in France, coffee + keyboards is a good idea?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    09/24/09

    In reply to Microsoft Opening Windows Cafe In Paris
    Unfortunately, although the doors open every day at 10:00 a.m., you can't actually buy anything until about 10:12 a.m.

    Also, look out for things like sharps and various unclean surfaces. There are free saniwipes and Purell around the store, but you kind of have to look for them.

    Also, you will be able to customize your shopping experience to the way you like it, right down to the color of the tee shirts that the sales reps wear. Most people will opt for the Windows Gurus to wear black tees and sales associates to wear teal ones.

    If you are new to the Office Productivity software section, a little twerp will come up to you, saying "It looks like you're trying to buy software. Would you like me to help you?"
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    Image of MarcusMaximus MarcusMaximus
    09/24/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: What are sharps?
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    09/24/09

    @MarcusMaximus: The opposite of dulls..
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    Image of AlphaPepper AlphaPepper
    09/24/09

    In reply to Microsoft Opening Windows Cafe In Paris
    Don't most cafes have windows?
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    Image of MarcusMaximus MarcusMaximus
    09/24/09

    In reply to Microsoft Opening Windows Cafe In Paris
    Crazy French people. They can keep their tech-company owned cafes, pervasive nudity, drinking age of 16 years old and weird movies. I'll keep my... erm... damnit, I want to live in France!
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    Image of OMG! British Dinosaur! OMG! British Dinosaur!
    09/24/09

    In reply to Microsoft Opening Windows Cafe In Paris
    I'm Le PC... and I am just as stuck up as Le Mac now.
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    Image of geiko geiko
    09/24/09

    @Tense: Je suis un PC, et je suis aussi snob que le Mac maintenant.

    /fixed
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    Image of Wburg Wburg
    08/07/09

    In reply to Remainders - Things We Didn't Post
    That's too much wood for one kitchen...I like it to be broken up by the major appliances.
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    Image of SubarnaCrisus SubarnaCrisus
    08/07/09

    In reply to Remainders - Things We Didn't Post
    You spend eight hours in a coffee shop, use their free internet, buy one measly coffee and the whole time you are earning money by blogging? That means you're a douche. You should be kicked out of the coffee shop. Better yet, figure out how much it costs them to provide you with free internet, table space and power for your laptop, then you'll know what you should be spending.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    08/07/09

    @SubarnaCrisus: hey princess. calm down. one cup of coffee is enough to cover the cost of his internet/power/and chair time. plus, dan works saturdays and without him i wouldn't have crap to do. lay off. besides, coffee shops love the image that folks like Dan bring when they chill with their lappie and look cool. he is doing them a favor.
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    Image of Dan Nosowitz Dan Nosowitz
    08/07/09

    @SubarnaCrisus: Joking, duder. Calm down.
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