It's got four bars on AT&T.

I'll forgive that artistic liberty this time though, because this isn't just the best edible iPhone seen so far, it was also used as Jerry's wedding cake. Granted that leaves one question: Which app did they save and freeze? [Jerry Brito via TUAW]

There is something cathartic about eating an old gadget or any other object that tickles your fancy. It may be a freaky tauntaun or a giant Wiimote. Perhaps a bunch of iPhone icons or an R2-D2. Whatever it is, the moment you sink your teeth in a perfect piece of frosted tech is like stepping into fresh snow, or watching the birds shine under the chirping sun after the rain is gone.

It just feels good.

Myself? I like to stuff my face with giant Lego brick cakes. Especially Lego carrot cakes. Call me crazy, but the cake tastes better thanks to its iconic power. Like cannibal tribes who ate their enemies to absorb their qualities, eating a frosted brick makes me absorb bites of good memories. They make me go back in time as I crush keys with my molars, downing sugar, egg, and flour memories through my gastrointestinal tract. And then pooping them out.

See? I'm already back at 13 just by looking at all the photos that Obsolete author, Giz collaborator, and retrogadget wizard Anna Jane Grossman would eat herself. The objects, not the photos. She would eat the photos if they were Polaroids made of pierogies, though.

The only thing I am missing is a Sinclair ZX Spectrum or a Sega Master System. Someone get me that cake and I will be complete. [Obsolete]

Baked by Mother of the Year candidate Sarah Johnson for her son's twelfth birthday, the cake sits on an authentic Rock Band drum stand. How did they have an extra stand? Her son plays so much Rock Band that he broke his first set of drums.

Attaboy! [Thanks Sqaurie!]

Taste Test is our weeklong tribute to the leaps that occur when technology meets cuisine, spanning everything from the historic breakthroughs that made food tastier and safer to the Earl-Grey-friendly replicators we impatiently await in the future.

We can't find any shots of it, but this cake actually featured another cake in its "viewfinder," which sounds both clever and delicious. But now that Ace of Cakes has put their toe in the pool of gadget cakes, there's no turning back. They'll have to make an iPhone cake, then a BlackBerry cake for fairness' sake, then a laptop, then there's the entire world of peripherals and gaming systems and... it's exhausting. [Engadget, Ace of Cakes]

In full disclosure, writing this post prompted me to make eggs for breakfast (a rarity in these parts). And for those who may not already know, eggs do little to counteract the craving of a shiny, sloppy chocolate cupcake along with a frosty glass of milk. [geeksugar via shinyshiny]

Based on the 1984 version of Optimus Prime, it cost Andrew and his lady, Jessica, $85, and was four hours in the planning and 22 hours in the making. The key question here, though, is how many hours in the eating?

The finished cake, G1 Toy, and cartoon based toy [Flickr via Floating Cat]

The cake itself looks gigantic, and features none of the features the actual Ocean has—unless you count the fact that they both make us drool. Hit the link to see more pictures and the two creators posing next to the cake.

– Jason Chen

Edible Geek: Helio Ocean Cake [Geek Sugar]

I do have to compliment Debbie on the outstanding work. Each cake is 18-inches tall and I would assume they were laid down to be cut into. To the couple that received these cakes: I would think about re-evaluating the marriage. Pardon my Sex and the City reference, but it is pretty easy to fall in love with a TiVo (ask Miranda) and possibly fall out of love with another, we should know. –Travis Hudson

Picture of the Day: Holy Matrimony [ZNF]

After reading my Techie Cake post, reader Sarah (probably out of her concern for my well-being should I be caught in a hypothetical food/electronic travesty) sent us this picture of her NES controller cake. Thanks Sarah, but I hope you brought enough to share with the rest of Gizmodo. – Mark Wilson

UPDATE: Hit the jump for Sarah's Gamecube Cake.

I, myself can now store 100,000 songs and chirp when sensing cops on the highway. – Mark Wilson