@Andrew Pollack: oh stop trying to put some dumb partisan spin on it. I don't care who they support, I support democracy, and having everybody's vote count #californiavotingmachineinvestigation...
@_rt¹⁰⁰: Me too - My point is that we have a company run by an extremely partisan hands-on style manager, with 30 or more years experience leading the world in production of highly accurate and reliable banking machines, who can't seem to make a tamper proof and reliable voting device and who claims making a machine that prints a receipt would be "too hard".
I don't care which side he's on, I smell a rat. #californiavotingmachineinvestigation...
Hah! This is Diebold Election Systems renamed. What a terrible company. One of many things that makes me ashamed of my government. #californiavotingmachineinvestigation...
@Sticks Calhoun: If I recall correctly, Diebold upper management changed their name and kicked the voting machine group out of the company, for besmirching their name and reputation. #californiavotingmachineinvestigation...
@jepzilla: That's correct. One of the worst moves that company ever made was getting into the electronic voting machine business and doing it poorly.
My dad worked for them for 38 years and at one time (hold your applause Tenacious D fans) worked on the "tube technology" for drive up teller windows.
I'll always remember the day he brought home some photos of a new project the company was working on. They wanted to take ATM machine technology and integrate them with gas pumps, that way you could drive up, insert your card, pump your gas and drive away. I recall my dad saying something how the company won't get into this because it is not what we do well.
The road to profitability is paved with coulda, woulda, shoulda's. Some of those are good, some are bad. #californiavotingmachineinvestigation...
How f*ucking hard is it to add numbers?! Security should have been the *only* thing requiring serious attention. #californiavotingmachineinvestigation...
Guess what? External antennas. I'm sure we'll have a way to passively bring signal into the car, they're doing it in airplanes now. You might even get better reception out of this.
@mayberry: I doubt Batman would want to get a separate bed for Robin...
"Yea old chum, I just don't have any room in the truck for the trip to Ikea, guess we'll have to share that big bed in my parents' boudoir for a while... it gets so cold in there..."
things like this, along with air bags and anti-lock brakes and other stupid, government mandated add-ons to new cars are one of the major reasons that i'll do my best to stick with cars made last century.
nevermind that the OTHER reason is i can't afford a car made THIS century - i wouldn't even if i could.
This a horrible idea that obviously wasn't very well thought out. Did anyone happen to think of the passengers, or people who have already bought a $200 GPS. What the hell happens to OnStar now?
Will all of you A-Holes, that spawned all of these imported A-Holes that came and ruined my beautiful state, please come and drag them back?
We are out of water, there are no show biz jobs and your parents have already figured out you are gay or on drugs. Go home. Film school is closed.
@OMG! Ponies!: And as small as it is, you won't eat through brakes as quickly as all of the poor fools that decided to get full-sized cars on those crazy hilly streets.
@Ayeco: Its sold to green companies who bought it with the trees they planted to offset the carbon belching emissions coming from the factory that was put in the area they cleared the trees for so they had the space available to lay down the concrete foundation. Does that help?
It's the law of unintended consequences, part whatever. I bet Pelosi throws an absolute fit when she's in her home state and can't get a signal while she's being driven around.
It's a chilly Monday evening in January, and Sam Davidson is commuting home after a long day of work. Suddenly, Sam hits a sheet of black ice, and careens into a ditch, and is hurled upside down into a thick snow drift. Sam wriggles out his phone in a panic to call for help.
No signal.
Though this scenario is obviously not going to happen in Cawl-e-fornya, but this nanny tech is not going to protect anyone. People will just find a way to use their phones anyway, or simply not buy a car equipped with it.
@Kaiser-Machead: Lucky for Sam Davidson, John Davidson, the celebrated actor and alien life form is his cousin, and is able to rescue Sam by transforming him into a green sludge, sucking him out of the car with a crazy straw, and transporting him to the nearest emergency room in his mouth.
But yeah, for the average Joe, I could see how this could be a problem.
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Interestingly, if I recall, their President is one of the key fundraisers for the Republican party.
Interesting. #californiavotingmachineinvestigation...
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I don't care which side he's on, I smell a rat. #californiavotingmachineinvestigation...
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My dad worked for them for 38 years and at one time (hold your applause Tenacious D fans) worked on the "tube technology" for drive up teller windows.
I'll always remember the day he brought home some photos of a new project the company was working on. They wanted to take ATM machine technology and integrate them with gas pumps, that way you could drive up, insert your card, pump your gas and drive away. I recall my dad saying something how the company won't get into this because it is not what we do well.
The road to profitability is paved with coulda, woulda, shoulda's. Some of those are good, some are bad. #californiavotingmachineinvestigation...
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"Yea old chum, I just don't have any room in the truck for the trip to Ikea, guess we'll have to share that big bed in my parents' boudoir for a while... it gets so cold in there..."
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nevermind that the OTHER reason is i can't afford a car made THIS century - i wouldn't even if i could.
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We are out of water, there are no show biz jobs and your parents have already figured out you are gay or on drugs. Go home. Film school is closed.
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Blow me
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And I love my Honda Insight. It has all of the nerdiness of Toyota Prius with none of the smugness.
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i can admit without shame that i use the phrase "norcal" on a fairly regular basis.
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No signal.
Though this scenario is obviously not going to happen in Cawl-e-fornya, but this nanny tech is not going to protect anyone. People will just find a way to use their phones anyway, or simply not buy a car equipped with it.
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...You're saying we should all get OnStar, right?
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But yeah, for the average Joe, I could see how this could be a problem.