My stepdad was a metal lather. He applied the lath that was the base for plaster walls in commerical buildings. He worked on a crew that made those "home sites". They set up telephone poles and strung half inch cables between them in a 8X8 foot grid. Then spread a 6x6 inch wire mesh over the cables, tied with wire ties. Then they spread out a heavy fabric over all that and then added the fake houses. They would climb up a really tall ladder, scoot along planks along the cables and pull up supplies as they needed them. At the end of the day someone would move the ladders to the spot they had worked to and they would climb down, and continue on the next day.
Advertisement for "RESO Guarantees", an insurance company
Translation:
"Quick Dissolving Office"
Guy: I just passed the dumpster but there's no address "8". Ah, Address 8, Building 4, further past the sign. Ah, I see it. (Notice the ghetto "8" on the dumpster)
Later on when he's in the office:
Guy: Excuse me? I'm looking for insurance in accordance with OSAGO (mandatory Russian auto insurance law).
Everyone bails.
Don't want a problem with OSAGO? Buy a policy from a reliable company.
If you've ever dealt with a company in the FSU, this commercial is amazingly accurate.
Thats what happens at my office when they ask for volunteers for really crappy projects, which is why I always end up doing them, since I have'nt perfected my cover yet. (I am going to work on the copier camo; thats a hell of an idea.)
I wonder how long it will be until this technology trickles down to the Geek Squad, so that they will be able to wander among us, stealthily rummaging through our hard drives?
Plus it would be better if it were actually transparent, as if the shirt was really erased. But then none of the photoshop nerds would wear it because they wouldn't want people to see their pale, out of shape torso underneath. *looks down*
@Software_Goddess: Actually, now that I think about it... were this a transparent film sewn into the shirt to actually be as I described; I would love nerdy photoshop girls, nay, ANY woman to wear this. I don't think it would show any naught bits, but it would still be super sexy and all the nerds would love it.
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Translation:
"Quick Dissolving Office"
Guy: I just passed the dumpster but there's no address "8". Ah, Address 8, Building 4, further past the sign. Ah, I see it. (Notice the ghetto "8" on the dumpster)
Later on when he's in the office:
Guy: Excuse me? I'm looking for insurance in accordance with OSAGO (mandatory Russian auto insurance law).
Everyone bails.
Don't want a problem with OSAGO? Buy a policy from a reliable company.
If you've ever dealt with a company in the FSU, this commercial is amazingly accurate.
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Thanks for that!
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Roommates and other friends-"I don't get it, you spent $25 on this?"
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Plus it would be better if it were actually transparent, as if the shirt was really erased. But then none of the photoshop nerds would wear it because they wouldn't want people to see their pale, out of shape torso underneath. *looks down*
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"It's often enough for a man to know that a woman is simply naked underneath her clothes to arouse him."