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10/07/09
10/06/09
Somewhere there is a Goth wishing that these fire starters came soaked in clove oil and had black tips to light emos on fire.
10/07/09
...and elsewhere is a regular guy who can't tell the difference between the two dorky, pussified groups, and would be satisfied using regular matches to light them all on fire.
10/06/09
10/06/09
Regular matches are to These things
as
A pair of scissors are to _______
A. tree
B. car
c. A pair of scissors shaped like a track and field baton
d. apple
10/07/09
@ColonelGentleman: e: Edward Scissorhands.
06/23/09
06/23/09
Okay, that sounded wrong.
06/23/09
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06/23/09
really?
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03/30/09
The Donger needs FOOD!
02/19/09
The answer, of course, would depend upon whether or not the bear was cute.
And preferably single.
02/19/09
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02/19/09
People dressed up in animal costumes who tear it up on the dance floor are so cool to me, for some reason.
Unless they're furries.