...and elsewhere is a regular guy who can't tell the difference between the two dorky, pussified groups, and would be satisfied using regular matches to light them all on fire.
This is kind of pointless given the competition. There are thermoses that will keep boiling hot coffee boiling for 8 hours, and f*cking hot for many more. However, the same thermoses are less effective at keeping cold drinks cold for as long a time. The hand crank could be repurposed to power a peltier cooler and then you've got a product.
10/07/09
10/06/09
Somewhere there is a Goth wishing that these fire starters came soaked in clove oil and had black tips to light emos on fire.
10/07/09
...and elsewhere is a regular guy who can't tell the difference between the two dorky, pussified groups, and would be satisfied using regular matches to light them all on fire.
10/06/09
10/06/09
Regular matches are to These things
as
A pair of scissors are to _______
A. tree
B. car
c. A pair of scissors shaped like a track and field baton
d. apple
10/07/09
@ColonelGentleman: e: Edward Scissorhands.
06/23/09
06/23/09
Okay, that sounded wrong.
06/23/09
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06/23/09
really?
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03/30/09
The Donger needs FOOD!
02/19/09
The answer, of course, would depend upon whether or not the bear was cute.
And preferably single.
02/19/09
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02/19/09
People dressed up in animal costumes who tear it up on the dance floor are so cool to me, for some reason.
Unless they're furries.