Gadget Gives "Watching Your Butthole" in Prison a Whole New Meaning

In order to combat the rising number of mobile phones smuggled into prisons, the UK Government is considering installing the Boss II scanner chair in every jail in England and Wales. The Boss makes every inmate its bitch thanks to three sensitive sensors that can detect internally hidden metal items as small as a pin… » 12/21/07 5:40pm 12/21/07 5:40pm

Verizon's "Can You Hear Me Now" Guy Has Rules

Much like Ronald McDonald and Dick Cheney, Verizon's "Can You Hear Me Now" guy makes public appearances, but is actually not one person, but many different people dressed up for the part. And because of this, Verizon has a fairly thick rulebook of how the guy should be dressed, how he should appear, and how nobody… » 9/20/07 5:20pm 9/20/07 5:20pm