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OMG!Nirian
12/19/08

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In soviet Russia...
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Cordfucious of Tech Clan
12/19/08

@SirNirian: the cane stabs you
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First
12/19/08

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What about the 44 MAGNUM cane...The Most Powerful Cane In the World!!
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OMG! Ponies!
12/20/08

@winmac: I bet yer askin' yerself - did I take 5 steps or 6?
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Ryanraven
12/19/08

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Keep it AWAY from House MD
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GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
12/19/08

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I just hope the Ex's blind BF doesn't get a hold of one of these. Cuz THEN I'll be in trouble.
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MadCrazy
12/19/08

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What walks on four feet in the morning, two in the afternoon and three at night?
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OMG! Ponies!
12/19/08

@MadCrazy: Easy. A dog.

In the morning, it walks on four legs. Then, at noon, you get bored and cut off two of its legs. After The Office, you feel kind of guilty and staple one of the legs back on.
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Fractal the Meek
12/20/08

@MadCrazy: A man if a day were a lifetime. (Wow, Ponies!)
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MushyHeirloom
12/21/08

@Fractal the Meek: The real answer is no fun.
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OMG! Ponies!
12/19/08

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I'll stick to the old-fashioned wooden cane. It provides two functions too: walking support and bludgeoning.
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Cordfucious of Tech Clan
12/19/08

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"Sit your 5 dollar ass down before I make change"

Best scene in the whole movie

I always wanted a Nino Brown cane
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nerdwa
12/19/08

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I know a place in China Town where you can buy a cane with a sword in it...
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frigg
12/19/08

@sum47: I know a place in China Town where you can buy Spicy Sichuan Tofu that is even more lethal.
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Purple Dave
12/20/08

@sum47:
I had a friend in college who owned one or two, as well as a booze-cane (unscrews to reveal a glass test-tube w/ cork that can be used to carry stuff that's powerful enough to get you drunk in one or two shots).
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