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07/22/09
I'M NO FUCKING AMATEUR, BRING ME A HD CAMCORDER WORTH AT LEAST 20 THOUSAND FUCKING BUCKS!
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07/22/09
Something happened to the pic I posted with my comment, so here it is again.
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Listen, mate, if you wreck another story I'm commenting on, I'll fucking kick your ass. Are we fucking clear? And speak up so that Shane can hear you under that fucking helmet!
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Fucking wankers traipsing around without a fucking clue!
Nick, I fucking like you most of the time but if you're going to comment like fuck-all, I'm going to shove my fucking boot up your fucking arse! I fucking mean it! I'll fucking shove my boot so far up your arse you'll be tasting Doc Martens for months.
Don't fuck with me!
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This is precisely what I'm talking about. Listen Kaiser - I didn't fuck with you. Not until now.
And now, friend, it's fucking on! If you see me on the street, you'd better fucking cross because if I see you, I'll fucking leave you bleeding on the fucking curb. You'll rue the fucking day. Do you hear me? You'll fucking regret it.
Stay the fuck away from me Kaiser because I'm really fucking cross with your lack of fucking professionalism. Fuck with me again and I'll fucking make you eat the fucking pavement!
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Let me fucking explain where I'm coming from. I'm a fucking classically-trained commenter. Do you know what that fucking means?! The dedication to a comment thread? The follow-through? It's method-fucking-commenting and it isn't something I take fucking lightly. I'm fucking devoted to this craft, mate. I'm not some fucking hack who phones in a comment.
So when someone comes in and fucks up my comment when I'm in the fucking moment, it interferes with what I fucking do. I don't care what fucking local you're with. I'm fucking talent and it's my fucking name on the front page. So you can go take a fucking piss!
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Jesus, you got fucking something to say to this prick? Because somebody should be fucking watching and keeping an eye on him!
It's the second time that he doesn't give a fuck about what is going on on this blog, all right? I'm trying to fucking comment here, and I am going "Why the fuck is Shane on the front page? What is he doing there?" Do you understand my mind is not in commenting if you're posting stories like that!
Stay off fucking Gizmodo, man! For fuck's sake. And Purple Monkey, I'm going to fucking kick your fucking ass if you don't shut up for a second! All right?
I'm going to go... But let me ask you this:
Do you want me to fucking go trash your blog?
Do you want me to fucking trash it?! Then why are you trashing my comments?
You do it one more fucking time and I ain't commenting on this fucking blog if his story is on the front page! I'm fucking serious. You're a nice guy. You're a nice guy, but that don't fucking cut it when you're fucking around like this on Gizmodo.
We're fucking through professionally!
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Sean, do you see what the fuck I'm talking about? Fucking amateurs around here. I mean, where's the fucking professionalism?!
07/22/09
Did I fuck up your comment? No. So until further notice, I suggest you keep the fuck out of my comments. You're a fucking amateur.
07/22/09
Too bad he did a fucking awful job as John Conner.
So he can go fuck himself. Go Hurlbut!
07/22/09
A fucking lot of a fucking pansies all fucking weighing in with their fucking opinions. Let me tell you something, mate -
Opinions are like arseholes - everybody's fucking got one! Now toss off!
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Listen, friend, I didn't fucking promote my own fucking comment. I was fucking replying to a redbox comment. And a fat fucking lot of good it did me.
You think I fucking coded this new system? Because I fucking didn't. If I did, it wouldn't be this bollixed up. So if you want to fucking blame someone, you can put that blame on fucking RedEyeNinja who fucking decided he needed to chime in.
Next time you fucking see the need to speak up, you'll get a fucking boot to the nuts. Understood, mate?
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I don't fucking need to fucking explain myself to the likes of you. You're not a fucking professional and you're not my fucking peer.
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No. But this is.
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Hurlbut: I absolutely apologise. I'm sorry, I did not mean anything by it.
Bale: Take off that ------- helmet man. For ----- sake. Alright, let's go again.
McG: Let's just take a minute.
Bale: Let's not take a ------- minute, let's go again.
Bale: I'm going to ------- kick your ------- ass if you don't shut up for a second and have him take off this ------ helmet! All right?
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