Order Your Wife Around as Captain Kirk For $1000ish

Captain Kirk's original chair cost $304,750 when it was auctioned off » 8/18/08 12:50pm 8/18/08 12:50pm back in 2002, but now you can own your own replica chair for only a bit over $1000. You won't get Shatner's actual butt imprint in your chair (nor his fart remnants and other juices), but you will save quite a bit of money and get a seat that's as…

Shatner Says Cellphones are Better Than Star Trek Communicators

Captain Kirk, while speaking at a Toronto press conference to shill for Canada's Rogers Wireless, says that cellphones today are more impressive than communicators from Star Trek. Assuming he's not just saying this because he's a spokes-rep for a phone company—like the time he said booking online was better than… » 4/04/07 5:50pm 4/04/07 5:50pm